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post #1 of 70
9/15/05 at 8:22pm
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Thought I'd try a thread out here. Basic concept is to compare your preference in the opposite (or same, it's all good) sex like something that's everyday and not readily connected with sex, until they're compared of course. The dirtier the better and funnier.

Like this for example:

I like my women like I like my White Castles: three at a time.

or

I like my women like I like my pancakes: covered in butter.
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post #2 of 70
9/15/05 at 8:40pm
I like my women like I like my Ipod: light weight and easy to use
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post #3 of 70
9/15/05 at 9:40pm
I like my women like I like my Grandmother's quilts: in the attic locked in a cedar chest.
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post #4 of 70
9/15/05 at 9:53pm
I like my women like I like my coffee: Tall and Bitter.
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post #5 of 70
9/15/05 at 10:11pm
I like my women how I like my coffee: Ground up and in the freezer.

(quoted from tshirthell)
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post #6 of 70
9/15/05 at 10:16pm
I like my women like I like my aborted fetuses: Fun to show off at parties and easy to discard in a dumpster.
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post #7 of 70
9/15/05 at 10:21pm
I like my women like I like my oceans: Wet.
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post #8 of 70
9/15/05 at 10:28pm
I like my men like I like my coffee: NOW!
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post #9 of 70
9/15/05 at 11:34pm
I like my women how I like my music; soft and easy.
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post #10 of 70
9/15/05 at 11:37pm
I like my women like I like my men: with dicks.
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post #11 of 70
9/16/05 at 12:14am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slater
I like my women like I like my men: with dicks.

*applauds*
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post #12 of 70
9/16/05 at 12:19am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seemill
I like my women how I like my coffee: Ground up and in the freezer.

(quoted from tshirthell)
Bitchin'.

I like my women like I like my thongs: up in my ass.
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post #13 of 70
9/16/05 at 2:12am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slater
I like my women like I like my men: with dicks.
I think you just killed this thread.
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post #14 of 70
9/16/05 at 2:33am
I like my women like I like my dvds: shiny, easily unwrapped and with lots of Special Features.
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post #15 of 70
9/16/05 at 2:44am
I like my men like I like my cigarettes: smooth, bliss inducing and deadly.
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post #16 of 70
9/16/05 at 2:47am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
I like my men like I like my cigarettes: smooth, bliss inducing and deadly.
And riddled with cancer!
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post #17 of 70
9/16/05 at 2:50am
I like the idea of men causing cancer better than men being riddled with cancer.
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post #18 of 70
9/16/05 at 6:13am
I like my women like i like my coffie - in a plastic cup! (thanks to Eddie Izzard for that one)

I like my women like I like my soup - Hot and Creamy
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post #19 of 70
9/16/05 at 7:58am
... like my taps (faucets) - hot and cold, pouring and dripping, and easy to turn on. And off.
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post #20 of 70
9/16/05 at 8:59am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slater
I like my women like I like my men: with dicks.

thanks for making me laugh this morning.. totally needed it. Hilarious!
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post #21 of 70
9/16/05 at 11:20am
I like my women like my remote control - With a Mute button.
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post #22 of 70
9/16/05 at 11:28am
I like my women like I like the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks - responsible for the death of more than 3,000 people.
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post #23 of 70
9/16/05 at 11:29am
I like my women like I like my Moltisanti, dumb as a brick and into date rape.
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post #24 of 70
9/16/05 at 11:41am
I like my women like I like my Helix: Unwilling to talk about the things their uncle did to them in a shed when they were 8.
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post #25 of 70
9/16/05 at 11:54am
I like my women like I like my car: 'bout 120,000 miles, leather interior, new tires, there's a, well a crack in the left rear tail signal there, but that'll be fine. Yep, a real beaute, plus, insurance is lower on these older models, I really think you'll enjoy 'er.
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post #26 of 70
9/16/05 at 11:55am
I like my women like I like my mom.
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post #27 of 70
9/16/05 at 11:56am
I like my women like I like my inbox, offering to enlarge my penis.
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post #28 of 70
9/16/05 at 12:12pm
I like my women like I like politicians: scandalous, aggressive, and willing to deny that anything happened.
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post #29 of 70
9/16/05 at 12:38pm
I like my women like I like my Job, always waiting for me to spend 8 hours putting in alot of effort with little reward.
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post #30 of 70
9/16/05 at 12:39pm
I like my women like i like my DVDs - if they've got a hole in the middle, they work just fine.
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post #31 of 70
9/16/05 at 12:53pm
I like my women like I like my pudding - brown, sweet and shaped like a small bucket.
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post #32 of 70
9/16/05 at 1:09pm
I like my women like I like my Elmo. Red haired, cuddly, and Satan-worshipping.
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post #33 of 70
9/16/05 at 1:11pm
(To go with the last one)

I like my women like I like my muppets, soft, cute, and with my hand up their ass.
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post #34 of 70
9/16/05 at 1:58pm
I like my women like I like my children: small, young, and okay to smack around every once and a while
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post #35 of 70
9/16/05 at 1:59pm
I like my women like I like my hand: strong, limber, and constantly in my pants
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post #36 of 70
9/16/05 at 2:04pm
I have two, though I'm afraid that neither of them are as funny as the ones already listed.

I like my women like I like my milk...white with no fat.

or

I like my women like I like my milk...chocolate.
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post #37 of 70
9/16/05 at 2:14pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Guttenberg Fan Club
I like my women like I like my mom.

Hey, I like my women like I like your mom too!
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post #38 of 70
9/16/05 at 2:19pm
I like my women like I like my deaf people: Incapable of talking but great with their hands.
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post #39 of 70
9/16/05 at 2:52pm
I like my women like I like my tapenade - olive, unique, smooth and easy to spread. whoa.
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post #40 of 70
9/16/05 at 3:20pm
I like my women like I like my stool samples - filled with mystery.
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post #41 of 70
9/16/05 at 4:59pm
This one is for Dave...


I like my women like I like my wine....aged 16 years.


This one is just for me


I like my women to be like that college sophomore chick down the street....not my friggen wife.
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post #42 of 70
9/16/05 at 7:01pm
I like my women like I like my rock n' roll...with a heavy bottom end.
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post #43 of 70
9/16/05 at 7:43pm
I like my women like I like my bowling ball: with three available inputs.
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post #44 of 70
9/16/05 at 8:01pm
I like my women like I like my Hungarian bath houses: hot, steamy, and full of large, hairy men
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post #45 of 70
9/16/05 at 8:03pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taxihunter
I like my women like I like my bowling ball: with three available inputs.
I'm crying on some of these they're so funny.

I like my women like I like my car: more than a little beat up.
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post #46 of 70
9/16/05 at 9:38pm
I like my women like I like my coffee: incredibly short and eye-wateringly strong
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post #47 of 70
9/17/05 at 1:04am
another eddie izzard:

i like my women like i like my coffee.... COVERED IN BEES!
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post #48 of 70
9/17/05 at 8:10am
I like my women like Stacy's mom, who's got it goin' on.
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post #49 of 70
9/18/05 at 12:22am
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I like my women like I like my wrestling: fake and oily.
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post #50 of 70
9/18/05 at 12:45pm
I like my women like I like my TV...turned on.

I like my women like I like my underwear.....waiting to receive and hold my pee-pee.

I like my women like I like Brett Farve....always sucking.
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