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post #51 of 70
9/19/05 at 9:34am
I like my women like Waffle House: easy to find, cheap, and just a little dirtier than you'd hope for.
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post #52 of 70
9/19/05 at 6:22pm
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I like my women like I like my fudge: brown, sweet and looking like shit.
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post #53 of 70
9/19/05 at 9:01pm
I like my women like I like my wine...ready to pass out!
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post #54 of 70
9/20/05 at 11:45am
The Eddie Izzard ones are great. Here's another:

I like my women like I like my coffee.....hot and strong....with a spoon in them.
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post #55 of 70
9/21/05 at 11:46pm
I like my women like I like my cats...on all fours
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post #56 of 70
9/21/05 at 11:50pm
I like my women like I like my used tampons...white trash
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post #57 of 70
9/21/05 at 11:55pm
I like my women like I like my Helen Keller...blind, deaf and dumb.
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post #58 of 70
9/21/05 at 11:57pm
I like my women like I like my Velcro shoes...easy to tie, hard to get off
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post #59 of 70
9/22/05 at 12:22am
I like my women like I like my second grade teacher -- eighty-three.

I like my women like I like my wood glue -- hot and sticky.

I like my women like I like "Not Me" -- imaginary.




Ok, I'll stop now.
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post #60 of 70
9/22/05 at 7:37pm
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I like my women like I like my 9 to 5, full of shit and ready to dump it all on me.
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post #61 of 70
9/22/05 at 10:30pm
I like my women like I like my newly-washed puppy: cold, shivering and 10 seconds from peeing on me.
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post #62 of 70
9/22/05 at 10:35pm
I like my women like I like my deserts: hot, wide open, and barren
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post #63 of 70
9/22/05 at 11:05pm
I like my women like I like my illegal immigrants: hardworking, easy to confuse, and unwilling to go to the authorities.
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post #64 of 70
9/23/05 at 9:33am
I like my women like I like my computer, a slightly older model with replacement parts.

I like my women Like I like my face - Shaved.
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post #65 of 70
9/23/05 at 9:36am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ken Savage
I like my women Like I like my face - Shaved.
Well I like my women like I like my face: Hairy
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post #66 of 70
9/26/05 at 6:35pm
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I like my women like I like my glasses: thicker than hell and costing me a fortune.
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post #67 of 70
9/27/05 at 12:36am
I like my women like I like my cum: hot, magnetic, rewarding.
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post #68 of 70
10/10/05 at 9:42am
I like my women like I like my scotch. 12 years old and full of Coke.
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post #69 of 70
10/11/05 at 10:46pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Back Smith
I like my women like I like my scotch. 12 years old and full of Coke.
LOL. Goddamn that's funny.
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post #70 of 70
10/12/05 at 4:30am
I like my men like I like M&M...melts in your mouth not in your hand.
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