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Motherfucker! My bike was stolen from my basement!

post #1 of 13
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Last time I used my bike, I was peaking with the flu and I left it outside in the backyard while I took a nap. I vaguely remember putting it in the basement where it always goes after I came to, but I'm a little spotty on the details. That was two weeks ago. Since then I haven't been down there, but yesterday I went into the basement to do some laundry and it was gone!

Immediately I thought it was either borrowed without permission or stolen, but when I mentioned it to the landlord, he was understandably skeptical. "Maybe you left it out and someone took it then?" he theorized.

"Well it is possible, but I'm pretty sure I brought it in," I retorted. At least he was nice enough about it, offering up his bike as a consolation.

Then I started quizzing my neighbors. One of them keeps her bike in the basement next to mine. She just used her bike earlier this week and remembers seeing my bike when she was down there. So as of a few days ago, my bike was sound, (but not safe.)

That's really fucked up, considering how unlikely it is that some random person opened the back gate and made a bee-line straight for my bike. Man, I loved that bike. Not only did I put a lot of money into keeping it in good condition, but it was just a damn cool bike. To add insult to injury, when I was a kid, I lost my bike due to negligence and/or stupidity and made a vow to myself to take better care of my next one. That's what burns me the most.

Now I'm thinking something else. Fuck that. This was an inside job. Someone was down there for a different reason and swiped my bike. It just sucks that I can't trust the security in my own goddamn building.
post #2 of 13
Check the Alamo's basement.

I sympathize about the poor building security. I've lost a couple car windows myself, but I've learned to park my car where it apparently goes unnoticed and unscathed. The last time someone broke into my building, it was to use the parkade as warm, quiet place to strip a car they'd stolen somewhere else.

This is why I keep my bike in my kitchen.
post #3 of 13
So I do a Google search for a picture of the guy that stole PeeWee's bike in the movie, right? Guess how many golden shower pics came up as well...

Sometimes I just loathe humanity.
post #4 of 13
I think it was the older brother on "The Wonder Years" that ended up with the bike but this is still a funny picture:

post #5 of 13
That sucks, man; sorry to hear it. There's a "bike room" downstairs in my building, but I've always been wary of leaving my bike in there. Fortunately, I've got enough room for it in my apartment.
post #6 of 13
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Thanks guys. Your empathizing and loathing is hilarious and helps heal the wounds to the ego.
post #7 of 13
Bikes are for people with too much dignity to rollerblade.
post #8 of 13
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pop Zeus
Last time I used my bike, I was peaking with the flu and I left it outside in the backyard while I took a nap. I vaguely remember putting it in the basement where it always goes after I came to, but I'm a little spotty on the details. That was two weeks ago. Since then I haven't been down there, but yesterday I went into the basement to do some laundry and it was gone!

Immediately I thought it was either borrowed without permission or stolen, but when I mentioned it to the landlord, he was understandably skeptical. "Maybe you left it out and someone took it then?" he theorized.

"Well it is possible, but I'm pretty sure I brought it in," I retorted. At least he was nice enough about it, offering up his bike as a consolation.

Then I started quizzing my neighbors. One of them keeps her bike in the basement next to mine. She just used her bike earlier this week and remembers seeing my bike when she was down there. So as of a few days ago, my bike was sound, (but not safe.)

That's really fucked up, considering how unlikely it is that some random person opened the back gate and made a bee-line straight for my bike. Man, I loved that bike. Not only did I put a lot of money into keeping it in good condition, but it was just a damn cool bike. To add insult to injury, when I was a kid, I lost my bike due to negligence and/or stupidity and made a vow to myself to take better care of my next one. That's what burns me the most.

Now I'm thinking something else. Fuck that. This was an inside job. Someone was down there for a different reason and swiped my bike. It just sucks that I can't trust the security in my own goddamn building.


Possibly the worst pitch for a modern-day American re-imagining that I've ever heard...
post #9 of 13
Much sympathy. Back when I lived in an Aparmtent, I spent not a whole lot of cash on a bike wall mount. It let me toss it out of the way in my bedroom, and I didn't have to trust the basement storage bin area (we already had a few bin breakins).

Worth the $30-40 bucks for your next one.
post #10 of 13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Graham


Possibly the worst pitch for a modern-day American re-imagining that I've ever heard...
My life as Italian Neo-Realism.
post #11 of 13
I, personally, would get a gun, track the guy down and shoot him in both knee caps. See if he can steal anymore bikes...
post #12 of 13
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Originally Posted by snoremol
Ok, you're the fifth person I've heard about who got their bike stolen this month. Three of them were friends of mine. Weird.
Perhaps it wouldn't be so weird if you'd just stop stealing their bikes. Seriously man, how many do you need?
post #13 of 13
Now that he's got enough wheels for his Decacycle, I think he'll stop.
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