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post #1 of 8
9/22/05 at 8:36am
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Oh wow, you guys have to read this and see the pics, they are a hoot, they are serious,
http://www.exobelt.com/why.htm
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post #2 of 8
9/23/05 at 6:21pm
LOVE this bit...

"Disclaimer
For obvious legal reasons we cannot recommend any ExoBelt product for use on the body or in any capacity as a medical device. It must be understood that some acts discussed or depicted on the ExoBelt website on in email correspondence may be medically unsafe or harmful and that the description and discussion of and such act(s) is intended as purely anecdotal or "fantasy" material. You choose to engage in any such act(s), discussed or depicted, entirely at your own risk. Due to the nature of the device, we can NOT accept returns."
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post #3 of 8
9/26/05 at 2:22am
Larry David thought he had a tent in his pants before...
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post #4 of 8
10/7/05 at 4:45pm
Okay, that's just impressive.

Girls, is this thing for real? Does the idea of your guys servicing themselves just gross you out completely? I'd always thought it was a favor to the ladies, actually. We don't bother them when they don't want to be bothered. We can "clear the system" (ala "Something about Mary") before we get together so that the sex doesn't *have* to be so high on the agenda.

Granted, I'm married and I don't partake of the joys of onan so much now (wife is at that stage where she's in her "prime" and doesn't take kindly to energies being directed elsewhere when they could be directed at her), but this product seems to be the sort that only a really pissed off lady would want for her man.

Am I wrong here?
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post #5 of 8
10/10/05 at 4:25am
Teledork, to answer your question. Girls do it too, probably as much as you do. That site is either a joke (that's my best guess) or was made by morons. (Hey, it could be both...)
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post #6 of 8
10/10/05 at 9:09pm
I know the ladies are acquainted with diy pleasure. I'm just wondering about this product because I've personally had experience with women (including both an ex-wife and a girlfriend I had after being divorced) that would be....uh.....well....playing FULL COURT DEFENSE a lot. And both were not only perturbed at times that I was playing offense, but that I'd take batting practice without them if necessary. Perhaps that colored my perception a bit and made me a bit more sensitive about it than I need be. Plus, this product, if real, is just freakin' wrong.

f\For the record, my current wife believes the best defense is a strong offense. I am a happy guy.
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post #7 of 8
10/19/05 at 11:04pm
You think that's impressive? I beat off on break at work yesterday. And by "break", I mean a 15-minute period where I left without telling anybody.

God, I rule.
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post #8 of 8
10/28/05 at 9:45pm
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Originally Posted by teledork
I know the ladies are acquainted with diy pleasure. I'm just wondering about this product because I've personally had experience with women (including both an ex-wife and a girlfriend I had after being divorced) that would be....uh.....well....playing FULL COURT DEFENSE a lot. And both were not only perturbed at times that I was playing offense, but that I'd take batting practice without them if necessary. Perhaps that colored my perception a bit and made me a bit more sensitive about it than I need be. Plus, this product, if real, is just freakin' wrong.

f\For the record, my current wife believes the best defense is a strong offense. I am a happy guy.

Interesting thread, and I too had the same experience with a couple of long-term girlfriends. One of the few benefits of getting older is learning not to tolerate shit like that. You need to really talk about it if masturbation bothers your significant other. If they still don't see that it's a perfectly natural thing and has absolutely zero to do with them, then it's time to consider your options. Many times such a reaction is a form of sexual insecurity, a fear of a loss of intimacy, or a form of control over you (controlling when you have sex --- or, think about it, your partner is exerting control over what YOU do to give YOURSELF pleasure). A healthy set of boundaries and partner comfortable with their own sexuality would solve this issue very quickly.

Oh, that link is nuts!
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