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The Mary Worth War  

Poll Results: Who is the the victor?

 
  • 9% (8)
    Lewis Cox, for his work carries subtlety and grace.
  • 24% (20)
    Nick Nunziata, for he is crude and I am a fan of no subtlety.
  • 24% (20)
    There is no victor in a war of fools.
  • 41% (34)
    Swamp Thing, obviously.
82 Total Votes  
post #1 of 222
9/30/05 at 9:07am
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Disclaimer: All apologies to the creators of the Mary Worth comic strip. This is not meant as a satire of their work but rather a chance to take the serious image of the strip and create odd and obtuse punchlines.

Personally, I think I'm winning.

ROUND ONE

Lewis


Nick


ROUND TWO

Lewis


Nick
post #2 of 222
9/30/05 at 9:11am
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ROUND THREE

Lewis


Nick


ROUND FOUR

Lewis


Nick
post #3 of 222
9/30/05 at 9:13am
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And Nick's efforts to skew the favor his way:





post #4 of 222
9/30/05 at 9:32am
I had to vote for Swamp Thing, but the important thing is that you keep these coming.

Slang.
post #5 of 222
9/30/05 at 9:33am
Best: Neck, Bees, Walken, Shunting, Peppard.

Worst: Let's hit it, boys.
post #6 of 222
9/30/05 at 9:44am
Swamp Thing wins. I fear for anyone who enters that room.
post #7 of 222
9/30/05 at 10:57am
Best: Swamp Thing, neck, bees

Worst: Nick's attempts to skew the favor was shameless and nonfunny.
post #8 of 222
9/30/05 at 11:07am
More, please. Can't make a decision without sixty or seventy more.
post #9 of 222
9/30/05 at 11:35am
I haven't yet seen this guy Victor. Hoping he shows up in one of the strips soon.
post #10 of 222
9/30/05 at 11:43am
Subtlety and grace are nice but I'm a sucker for Walken and Window Menacers.
post #11 of 222
9/30/05 at 11:51am
ST, but no matter who loses we all win... or vice versa.
post #12 of 222
9/30/05 at 12:34pm
Swamp Thing takes all comers. I laugh every time I look at it.
post #13 of 222
9/30/05 at 1:37pm
Lewis' last name is Cox.
post #14 of 222
9/30/05 at 2:08pm
The Swamp Thing gag is absolutely brilliant. I don't think it can be topped, but hope you try.
post #15 of 222
10/1/05 at 11:09am
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post #16 of 222
10/1/05 at 12:53pm
Fire cracker! Ha!
post #17 of 222
10/2/05 at 8:12pm
That last one is fantastic.
post #18 of 222
10/3/05 at 1:31am
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post #19 of 222
10/3/05 at 1:38am
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post #20 of 222
10/3/05 at 1:38am
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post #21 of 222
10/3/05 at 1:40am
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post #22 of 222
10/3/05 at 1:44am
This one is still the best. It captures that Captain America Rape Face vibe nicely:

post #23 of 222
10/3/05 at 3:12am
Good stuff. Reminds me of the reworked Spider-Man strips.
post #24 of 222
10/4/05 at 1:40am
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post #25 of 222
10/4/05 at 1:48am
You're telegraphing the punch line. I so knew that was Zemo in the second panel. There's no hiding that chin.
post #26 of 222
10/4/05 at 1:52am
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post #27 of 222
10/4/05 at 1:56am
The couple in the diner ones are my favorites. Keep 'em comin'!
post #28 of 222
10/4/05 at 1:58am
"That's krunk!"

Awesome.
post #29 of 222
10/4/05 at 2:17am
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post #30 of 222
10/4/05 at 10:26am
Toht gags never grow old.
post #31 of 222
10/4/05 at 2:45pm
So much here, but the "PAY THE CHECK, CUNT" followed by the blind date pun/sight gag had me rolling the most. Please keep these coming.
post #32 of 222
10/4/05 at 4:12pm
These are beyond great!
post #33 of 222
10/4/05 at 7:06pm
You could build a website solely devoted to these strips. That's how good they are.
post #34 of 222
10/4/05 at 8:12pm
It was a pretty even fight, starting with a friendly volley of strips back and forth between Lewis and Nick, but Nick's unleashing of a barrage of diner strips is cementing his stand in the Mary Worth War.

Please continue the attack.
post #35 of 222
10/4/05 at 10:19pm
These are really fantastic. Awesome stuff.
post #36 of 222
10/4/05 at 11:15pm
In all seriousness, this is better than Serenity.

Cordially, aine_grrr
post #37 of 222
10/4/05 at 11:32pm
Awesme stuff! I hope Lewis doesn't take Nick's recent volley lying down and comes back with some more of his own.

And how retarded am I? I didn't notice Swamp Thing lurking in the bedroom. I thought the joke was that old bitch was holding her fingers apart to signify a small penis. I had to keep searching and searching until I finally found the source of all the ST comments.

Keep these coming!
post #38 of 222
10/5/05 at 12:02am
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post #39 of 222
10/5/05 at 12:15am
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post #40 of 222
10/5/05 at 12:58am
Pure comedy and an OVER THE TOP reference to boot. I'm still laughing!
post #41 of 222
10/5/05 at 11:01am
Forget it. I won't even TRY and compete with Nick. I mean really, I'm totally bludgeoned. Right here, at the Cracker Barrel.

post #42 of 222
10/5/05 at 11:11am
post #43 of 222
10/5/05 at 11:23am
You keep em coming too, Lewis. All of these are gold.
post #44 of 222
10/5/05 at 12:47pm
post #45 of 222
10/5/05 at 1:11pm
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post #46 of 222
10/5/05 at 1:31pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by LC3
Love this one.

These should go on the site instead of dear departed Ron.
post #47 of 222
10/5/05 at 1:42pm
I'm giving LC3 a serious edge based on that one.
post #48 of 222
10/5/05 at 8:08pm
Peter Cushing Hospital.....awesome.
post #49 of 222
10/5/05 at 9:22pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Capt. Eucalyptus
I'm giving LC3 a serious edge based on that one.
Yes, "Body of Harold" comes the closest to surpassing Swamp Thing.
post #50 of 222
10/6/05 at 2:05am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gio Angles
Peter Cushing Hospital.....awesome.
Someone caught it!
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