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Poll Results: Who is the the victor?

 
  • 9% (8)
    Lewis Cox, for his work carries subtlety and grace.
  • 24% (20)
    Nick Nunziata, for he is crude and I am a fan of no subtlety.
  • 24% (20)
    There is no victor in a war of fools.
  • 41% (34)
    Swamp Thing, obviously.
82 Total Votes  
post #51 of 222
10/6/05 at 12:30pm
This stuff is absolutely fantastic. Nick has the edge, but Lewis is beginning to mount a comeback. Keep them coming!
post #52 of 222
10/6/05 at 12:34pm
The ability for Nick to utilize the same artwork for different purposes boggles my mind.

Fabulous.
post #53 of 222
10/6/05 at 12:56pm
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post #54 of 222
10/6/05 at 1:03pm
I definitely have to stop looking at these at work.
post #55 of 222
10/6/05 at 1:33pm
Sweet Jesus, Nick.
post #56 of 222
10/6/05 at 1:35pm
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post #57 of 222
10/6/05 at 1:36pm
Sweet Jesus... that one came out of nowhere.
post #58 of 222
10/6/05 at 1:46pm
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It's a dream of mine to garner TWO 'Sweet Jesus' comments in a row. Thanks guys!
post #59 of 222
10/6/05 at 1:59pm
These are so good. I've never checked a thread twice within a minute's time hoping for a new post.

Can you somehow work a "Great Caesar's Ghost" into one of these. It seems fitting.
post #60 of 222
10/6/05 at 4:07pm
I love that Rick Springfield has his name printed on his cup.
post #61 of 222
10/6/05 at 4:11pm
Was Mary Worth always an old lady?
post #62 of 222
10/6/05 at 5:15pm
Company slogan - Where can a find a burger like that?
post #63 of 222
10/6/05 at 6:10pm
'Jesse's Grille'

Fucker.
post #64 of 222
10/6/05 at 6:29pm
Quote:
Was Mary Worth always an old lady?
No, but too much quintuple anal will do that to a person.
post #65 of 222
10/6/05 at 7:28pm
...but ask yourself: How much is Mary Worth worth?
post #66 of 222
10/6/05 at 7:49pm
"I wonder if he's fond of creaky sounds and cobwebs?"

"In a haunted house?"

"In my pants!"

Goddamm brilliant!
post #67 of 222
10/6/05 at 7:56pm
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Glad you like it, as well as the Jessie's Grille getters.
post #68 of 222
10/7/05 at 12:53am
These are all too brilliant for my stupid words.
post #69 of 222
10/7/05 at 12:59pm
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post #70 of 222
10/7/05 at 1:12pm
"It's my 'O' face."

Brilliant. Now I know my life is complete.
post #71 of 222
10/7/05 at 1:26pm
Best yet.
post #72 of 222
10/7/05 at 1:35pm
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post #73 of 222
10/7/05 at 6:45pm
Please tell me there are plans to put WWBD bracelets into production at CHUD HQ.
post #74 of 222
10/8/05 at 3:10pm
Umm...more.
post #75 of 222
10/8/05 at 4:21pm
Holy crap, BASIC humor. Would a "POKE" reference be too obscure?
post #76 of 222
10/9/05 at 5:01pm
What the fuck, Nick!? Where's my Mary Worth fix?
post #77 of 222
10/9/05 at 5:10pm
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Not today. I have too much to do. But, people need to read and comment!
post #78 of 222
10/9/05 at 8:42pm
Quote:
Not today. I have too much to do.
Bossk weeps at your laziness.

post #79 of 222
10/9/05 at 9:11pm
These are brilliant. That is all.
post #80 of 222
10/10/05 at 12:57am
Mary Worth actually becomes interesting.

Swamp Thing lurks.

Necks extend tremendously without the magic word.

Puns fly around lavishly.

Parallel universes converge in a cafe.

Word balloons are victimized.

Who knows what dastardly deeds our dueling duo will demonstrate next?

The addiction grows...


Meanwhile: Captain Sparky Space Janitor was calculating the odds of emptying the refuse tanks through the airlock without depressurizing the entire ship...
post #81 of 222
10/10/05 at 1:48pm
More of these please. Fantastic addition to the site...even though they aren't officially part of the site.

Whatever...bring em.
post #82 of 222
10/10/05 at 2:11pm
Ya know, I think these things are pretty damn funny, but you fuckers are throwing around the "briilliant!"'s like they're made of confetti.
post #83 of 222
10/10/05 at 5:17pm
Granted, but they are probably the first instance of the "replace cartoon word bubble with other text" web feature that's actually hilarious.
post #84 of 222
10/10/05 at 5:37pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Singer
Ya know, I think these things are pretty damn funny, but you fuckers are throwing around the "briilliant!"'s like they're made of confetti.

OK, so it's no Ziggy. Geez.
post #85 of 222
10/10/05 at 7:53pm
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post #86 of 222
10/10/05 at 8:26pm
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post #87 of 222
10/10/05 at 8:54pm
I think I kinda love these.
post #88 of 222
10/10/05 at 11:58pm
"I've had my anus rotated."

So awesome.
post #89 of 222
10/11/05 at 12:24pm
I'm partial to "Holy Huge"
post #90 of 222
10/11/05 at 12:38pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jacob Singer
Ya know, I think these things are pretty damn funny, but you fuckers are throwing around the "briilliant!"'s like they're made of confetti.
Nobody ever calls my shit brilliant, so I'm gonna take these and put them in my pocket for when I'm lonely. You never know when you need a "brilliant" to pick you up.
post #91 of 222
10/11/05 at 1:07pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew Sweeney
I'm partial to "Holy Huge"
Yeah, that did it for me as well.

Advantage: Nunziata.
post #92 of 222
10/12/05 at 8:53am
Poor lady. At least she has the kind of gigantism that allows her to shrink to enter Malls of despair...



Meanwhile: Nothing much was really happening anywhere...
post #93 of 222
10/12/05 at 2:38pm
"Enjoy Melt!"

I mean, what the hell? I love this random crap.
post #94 of 222
10/12/05 at 4:50pm
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post #95 of 222
10/12/05 at 4:58pm
How much would you tip Karl Malden and the dead girl from Poltergeist?
post #96 of 222
10/12/05 at 5:11pm
I'm going to petition for "Dat's right!" to be a new mini-catchphrase on the boards.
post #97 of 222
10/12/05 at 5:42pm
It actually looks like Karl Malden.
post #98 of 222
10/12/05 at 5:58pm
Thread Starter 
Of course it does! That was the point!

The point... of Karl.
post #99 of 222
10/12/05 at 8:03pm
Holy crap....they've been at that diner this whole time!!! The mythology behind Mary Worth Wars grows ever deeper.
post #100 of 222
10/13/05 at 8:06am
"I can't get enough of my own goddamn heat!"

This said after providing a photographic history of his lovelife to a new date. Am I going to throw out another brilliant?

Dat's right!


Meanwhile: Hot!
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