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Did somebody say caption?

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After losing his sight in a car accident, Harrison had trouble telling the difference between his girlfriend and marble flooring.
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"If I try to eat her out I bet old Marcus is gonna move in and try to fuck me. Oh well, I hope he's as loving as Short Round."
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"Don't just stare at me, somebody get the acetone."
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"You wanna be named after the dog?!? THEN BARK LIKE A DOG!! DO IT!"
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"This. This is where the library scene in Hellboy was filmed."
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moltisanti
"If I try to eat her out I bet old Marcus is gonna move in and try to fuck me. Oh well, I hope he's as loving as Short Round."
So crude and devoid of wit it actually works in a twisted way.
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Originally Posted by Jherek
"Hey honey, can you just stand there for a second? So anyway, like I was telling you, man, it was back in high school, and we were all out on the field for football practice, when I tackled this scrawny little dude just...like...THIS!"
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Indiana Jones and the Sprint for the Holy Grail.

Ready. Set. GO!!!!!!
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No matter how hard or creatively you threw Dr. Jones from the balcony he always landed like a cat.
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"At some point in the future I will make a movie called Random Hearts with Kristin Scott-Thomas. For this you must now spank me."
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"Han Solo was a really cool charater and all, but I really wanted to play R2-D2. See, see how small I can make myself?"
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"Dammit Ford, we don't have time for a horsie ride right now."
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"She's infected Indy, tackle her!"
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20 Seconds BEFORE learning a thunderous fart does NOT open the bookcase leading to the secret underground room of goods.
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"Dr.Jones, even though I'm dead; I have returned to this life to inform you, that Ms. Flockhart's breasts are MUCH flatter than that..."
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