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post #51 of 126
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Originally Posted by Chavez
I find that photo to be fantastic. The women look REAL, not plastic, airbrushed shit.

Plus, being ruggers, they can probably drink me under the table (no small feat).
As, yes, ruggers - the fittest group of alcoholics on the planet.
post #52 of 126

A little variety... a swimmer (Raoul Bova)




post #53 of 126
Ahh yes, airbrush masters practicing their art always makes me smile.
post #54 of 126
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton
Ahh yes, airbrush masters practicing their art always makes me smile.
Referring to Bova?

Au contraire, mon frere.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OKA3Mv3ELgE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7jAdyyDaF0k
post #55 of 126
What's with the hands over their privates ever so discreetly? What's the matter, chicken shits can't show off their junk? Fags.
post #56 of 126
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Originally Posted by General Zod
What's with the hands over their privates ever so discreetly? What's the matter, chicken shits can't show off their junk? Fags.
The Dieux du Stade isn't actually porn, you know. And if you want to see it all, buy the DVD.

ETA: or go look at one of the sites of male erotica I posted.

Here's some hands-free views:





But I don't think the strategically placed hands suggest that they are concerned about hiding much.


post #57 of 126
wow. this thread would inspire me to work out, if I could only stop jerking off.
post #58 of 126
Thread Starter 
I'd roll around on a bed with Raoul any day. Yum!
post #59 of 126
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Originally Posted by Diva
I'd roll around on a bed with Raoul any day. Yum!
Indeed!
post #60 of 126
I'd like to put my dick in his belly button. Yummy.
post #61 of 126
Thread Starter 
Is it wrong that I'm turned on by that?
post #62 of 126
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Originally Posted by Diva
Is it wrong that I'm turned on by that?
No. It's only wrong if Patrick's cock actually fits in Raoul's navel.
post #63 of 126
Thread Starter 
Well, it's gotta be easier than his attempts at devirginating his girlfriend.
post #64 of 126
So is this what you gals look for in a guy?
post #65 of 126
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Originally Posted by Will Kane
So is this what you gals look for in a guy?
What? Beauty, athleticism, low body fat percentage, big, defined muscles and being well endowed? Pretty much, yeah. I mean, smart, funny and rich are a given, too, right?
post #66 of 126
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
What? Beauty, athleticism, low body fat percentage, big, defined muscles and being well endowed? Pretty much, yeah. I mean, smart, funny and rich are a given, too, right?
Don't forget 9" crank, too
post #67 of 126
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Originally Posted by Will Kane
Don't forget 9" crank, too
Oh, yes, that's a much more tasteful way of saying well endowed.
post #68 of 126
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
Oh, yes, that's a much more tasteful way of saying well endowed.
Come on, why beat around the bush?
post #69 of 126
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Originally Posted by Will Kane
Come on, why beat around the bush?
Because you like discipline?
post #70 of 126
It's good to know that no how much better these guys' bodies look than mine, penises are universally ugly.
post #71 of 126
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Originally Posted by Samurai Mike
It's good to know that no how much better these guys' bodies look than mine, penises are universally ugly.
Yep. Why anyone would want to stare at a random man's flaccid penis I just don't really understand. I guess that works for some people, but not for me.

Don't get me wrong, there is definitely a time and place for getting up close and personal with a penis, but I just don't find them very visually attactive in general.
post #72 of 126
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Will Kane
Don't forget 9" crank, too
No thanks. I don't need to feel his cock in my throat while having vaginal intercourse. Besides, girth is far more important than length.
post #73 of 126
...am I the only Chewer who actually has some amount of appreciation for the aesthetic value of the penis?
post #74 of 126
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Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun
...am I the only Chewer who actually has some amount of appreciation for the aesthetic value of the penis?
Yes, you stander you.
I don't think that male genitalia is really ugly (certainly no moreso than female) just that looking at it in a photograph doesn't do much for me. In person it's better, but even then there are many things I would rather do with a penis than look at it.

Oh, and Diva is very right about girth vs. length, although too much of either can be uncomfortable.

And nine inches is a little more than necessary.
post #75 of 126
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
Because you like discipline?
Eh, overrated
post #76 of 126
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
Yep. Why anyone would want to stare at a random man's flaccid penis I just don't really understand. I guess that works for some people, but not for me.
I think it's instinctual for us all to find a flaccid dick unattractive. If a woman is looking at a cock, chances are it belongs to a prospective partner, in which case it's either going to get hard (good news for her) or stay flaccid (bad news for everyone).

For us guys, if we're looking at an unerect member, chances are it's ours, and we can't do anything with it that way. Or, if we're intending to have sex with another man, the above paragraph applies.


I call this observation the Samurai Mike Theorem On Why Penises Don't Look So Good.
post #77 of 126
IF YOU LADIES WANT TO SEE A REAL MAN i WILL POST UP A SEXY PIC OF MYSELF.
post #78 of 126
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Originally Posted by BoneSaw
IF YOU LADIES WANT TO SEE A REAL MAN i WILL POST UP A SEXY PIC OF MYSELF.
Their ladyparts are quivering in anticipation, Don Juan...
post #79 of 126
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Originally Posted by BoneSaw
IF YOU LADIES WANT TO SEE A REAL MAN i WILL POST UP A SEXY PIC OF MYSELF.
Well, unless you play for the French national rugby team (or have been capped with another country's test squad), or have been recently participating in some other olympic- or international-level athletics, we're not interested. Thanks.
post #80 of 126
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Originally Posted by BoneSaw
IF YOU LADIES WANT TO SEE A REAL MAN i WILL POST UP A SEXY PIC OF MYSELF.
Otik?

Oh, and that first women's rugby photo? O-H-I-O.

I hate this state with a red-hot, burning passion, but I'll admit that there are times when the chicks are pretty hot.
post #81 of 126
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Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun
...am I the only Chewer who actually has some amount of appreciation for the aesthetic value of the penis?
Nope.
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post #83 of 126
Wow. Good Morning!
post #84 of 126
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Originally Posted by hostiledm
Wow. Good Morning!
Glad you liked it.

I try to make everyone's day a little brighter with thoughts of muscular men.
post #85 of 126
Bumping in honor of USA Sevens.
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Bumping because.... well, because rugby players are hot!





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Also, this made me giggle:
post #90 of 126
Rusty Bear will make pretty boys his bitches.

post #91 of 126
It looks like the above picture is trying to pull off his De Niro face
post #92 of 126
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
It looks like the above picture is trying to pull off his De Niro face
Is "De Niro face" some new euphemism for "penis"?
post #93 of 126
This thread is amazing. Like, really amazing.
post #94 of 126
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
Is "De Niro face" some new euphemism for "penis"?
If it is, that's the first I heard of it. But man these pics keep reminding me to stay in the gym.
post #95 of 126
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
If it is, that's the first I heard of it. But man these pics keep reminding me to stay in the gym.
Me, too. That, and they make me miss/reminisce my man. :::sigh:::
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And speaking of gay.... is there anything gayer than men's water polo? Except maybe the men playing?





These are photos of Ross Edgley.
post #100 of 126
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
I'd suck those men off in a heartbeat.
Ooooooooooooh....
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