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We Heart Chest Rockwell

post #1 of 28
Thread Starter 
To counterbalance some of the hate that's been flying around lately, here's some love for CHUD's unsung hero. He always updates everything on the site lickety-split. He never sleeps, he doesn't seem to need to eat or drink, and he absolutely will not stop until we're dead. Here's to you, George. You don't get the recognition you deserve.
post #2 of 28
I so would.
post #3 of 28
If you really want to know how valuable George is, try writing for the site. Then think about doing it without him. He's tops.
post #4 of 28
He's much better than Gusset.
post #5 of 28
His avatar makes me giggle whenever I see it.
post #6 of 28
I suck.

George was great and really supportive while i was getting my couple of chewer columns finished and I've heard he smells of lilac.
post #7 of 28
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Originally Posted by Charlie Brigden
He's much better than Gusset.
I won't damn him with faint praise like you, but I will say that the Chest is the Best.
post #8 of 28
George is the lost Super Friend. The guy uploads my reviews at all hours and makes them look nice. I'm baking a cake as I type this, and I'm handing the gooey spatula to you, George. Lick away.
post #9 of 28
I know it's meant with good intentions, but I'd pay anything to scrub away the images that post leaves in my mind.
post #10 of 28
Thread Starter 
That can be arranged.
post #11 of 28
He is indeed da man. ChudStories would be lost without him.
post #12 of 28
Little-known fact about Rockwell: he's filled with nougat.
post #13 of 28
(((((((((((( Chest ))))))))))))
post #14 of 28
Yep. Mr. Rockwell is indeed a helluva guy.
post #15 of 28
I've heard that Chest knows what fear strikes in the hearts of men.

And if he can see over this wank pile, I'd give him the nod of approval.
post #16 of 28
I'm having a Halloween party and I'm gonna go as Chest Rockwell. This smarmy bastard actually gave me a birthday present a few months ago.

George, you are so da man, dude and the site would pretty much collapse without you. Your ass better show up and hand have a drink with me next Saturday night. I'm holding a glass just for you.
post #17 of 28
Chest is a good guy.
post #18 of 28
The stuff I could tell you guys about George!
post #19 of 28
Dish! Dish!
post #20 of 28
Chest once found two children floating in baskets on a riverbed. He personally nursed them throughout their childhood (his man-teats secrete the ultimate elixir) and raised them as his own. One of those children grew up to found the city-state of Rome. The other is Jack Palance.

TO CHEST ROCKWELL!
post #21 of 28
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Originally Posted by Capt. Eucalyptus
Dish! Dish!
Not sure the boards could sustain such information.
post #22 of 28
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Originally Posted by Capt. Eucalyptus
Dish! Dish!
double post. See this is what happens just thinking about it.
post #23 of 28
The amazing thing about George is that he remembers small details about you. Seriously, a more thoughtful person does not exist.
post #24 of 28
George is one of the coolest cats around here.

Great to have you with us my man.
post #25 of 28
George is easily one of the best people on the planet. To think of what humanity could accomplish if he were in charge...
post #26 of 28
Holy shit, I'm glowing over here! Thanks a million, all of you. If I could, I'd send gifts, cash, sexual favors - whatever - for all the kindness.

Again, thank you!
post #27 of 28
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Originally Posted by Chest Rockwell
Holy shit, I'm glowing over here! Thanks a million, all of you. If I could, I'd send gifts, cash, sexual favors - whatever - for all the kindness.
You're the best, and yes, you can.
post #28 of 28
Mr. Rockwell has earned his own theme song many times over by this point. Someone get on this stat!
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