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post #1 of 11
10/21/05 at 11:15am
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1) buy a puppy (preferably a cute puppy, but any puppy will do)
2) drive around town with the dog in the front seat...
3) park the car in front of coffee shops and go in and get a latte, but sit outside the coffee shop to drink the latte. So you are close to the sidewalk where the dog is in the car.. I hope this is clear, I could draw a diagram.
4) when you see cute girls walk buy, say something to the puppy.. Some examples of this wuold be: "are you okay little mister man" "how's my schwuppy woopie"..
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I think guys are too narrow minded when trying to track down a woman.. A simple plan such as listed above I'm sure would benefit men's chances.

By the way if you use this tactic and score, please remember Jennifer Kind was the innovator, and thank me on this board
post #2 of 11
10/21/05 at 11:27am
what if your allergic to dogs?
post #3 of 11
10/21/05 at 11:39am
What if you're allergic to cutesy, cloying bullshit, and you want a girlfriend who's not a retard?
post #4 of 11
10/21/05 at 11:45am
...make a girlfriend what?
post #5 of 11
10/21/05 at 11:49am
Well, first you make her buy a puppy, and then something with a car. I don't know, the list is up there, but I'm confused by the whole endeavor.
post #6 of 11
10/21/05 at 11:50am
buy a puppy. Weren't you paying attention.
post #7 of 11
10/21/05 at 12:19pm
shit, i went to the pet store and bought a gold fish, i should have written that list down...
post #8 of 11
10/21/05 at 12:31pm
Last time I used a puppy to pick up girls I ended up on the Pedophile Sex Offenders list, be warned people. Basically, I would stay away from dating advice that involved cute baby animals, hard candy and Barbie dolls, nothing but trouble will come from it.
post #9 of 11
10/21/05 at 12:37pm
I drove around town all day with a car in my puppy's front seat, but nothing worked.

And it got a little messy.
post #10 of 11
10/21/05 at 1:14pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by jenniferkind
4) when you see cute girls walk buy, say something to the puppy.. Some examples of this wuold be: "are you okay little mister man" "how's my schwuppy woopie"..
...
I think guys are too narrow minded when trying to track down a woman.. A simple plan such as listed above I'm sure would benefit men's chances.
Shes right! Morbidly obese chicks and girls with daddy issues love this stuff. Score!
post #11 of 11
10/21/05 at 1:23pm
I don't think you have to be all cutesy and sappy with the puppy. You can be your normal guy self and just show affection to the animal (I love my dog like mad, and it's helped with women in the past), you can leave out the baby-tak crap (run far, far away from any adult who engages in baby-talk with an animal or adult... or a baby.) But women like cute things, and most respond warmly to puppies and men who are kind and loving with them (without being schmaltzy.) So, you can love the dog, keep your testicles, and still get laid.
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