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Girl #1: I really hate Melissa Joan Hart.
Girl #2: How come?
Girl #1: I don't know...her lazy eye really bugs me.

--10th & Broadway
For some reason, this really made me laugh.
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That site is awesome. Consider it bookmark'd.
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Thanks for the new sig.

(edit: although this one might go over well with some of the Creature-Corner crowd:

Guy #1: Dude, that chick is hot.
Guy #2: Man, I think I got a roll of duct tape somewhere with her name on it.

--23rd & West Side Highway
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Guy #1: Dude, that chick is hot.
Guy #2: Man, I think I got a roll of duct tape somewhere with her name on it.

I shouldn't be aroused...
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Announcement: Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delay. We should be moving momentarily...Please be patient.
Guy #1: They always fucking say that! We should be compensated for our time.
Guy #2: Yeah. They should have a coin dispenser that gives back quarters.
Guy #1: Fuck that. That robot voice should give us robot sex.

--6 train
CHUDisms do exist beyond the world. New sig.
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