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post #1 of 14
10/27/05 at 2:25pm
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I was reading a thread on SAW 2 and wanted to interject with this, but there was really no point to any of it and I didn't want to derail that thread with some nonsense so I figured I'd start a new thread for it. I had fun just stringing this stuff together and figured maybe some other Chewers would want to do it too. Just mix movie names into sentences. I guess it should make sense, but there doesn't have to be any kind of context for it. Does THAT even makes sense. I'd better stop while I'm ahead, or stop while I'm wherever I am...

It's almost like movie mad libs. Well, here goes:

I SAW THE CELL and was suprised at the lack of HIGH TENSION in both of them. Then I had a NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS where I was looking through a SECRET WINDOW and there was AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON named CONSTANTINE who used his SIXTH SENSE to draw SIGNS on SE7EN UNBREAKABLE pieces of wood. Turns out he was EVIL and DEAD. I woke up on the streets of some VILLAGE on the outskirts of a DARK CITY on FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH. I think it was an OMEN.

edit: D'oh!
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post #2 of 14
10/27/05 at 2:57pm
Are you high?
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post #3 of 14
10/27/05 at 3:02pm
Way too much time on your hands.
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post #4 of 14
10/27/05 at 3:02pm
That's awesome. Here's my lame attempt:


I had this CRAZY/BEAUTIFUL dream LAST NIGHT that I was PASSENGER no. 57 on an AIRPLANE over the SOUTH PACIFIC. It turned into one of my worst DREAMS ever when all of the sudden there snakes everywhere. "How can there be SNAKES ON A PLANE?!" I asked myself. Most of them were ANACONDAS and it became a total SLAUGHTER. The pilot tried to make a change in the FLIGHTPLAN but some of the BEASTS got to the cockpit and sent the pilot to his DOOM. I tried to be some GLADIATOR and started fighting one and almost got THE BIG SQUEEZE laid on me. Thankfully I woke up JUST IN TIME.
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post #5 of 14
10/27/05 at 3:03pm
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(in respense to BobClark)

No.

Just at work... bored... and suddenly feeling very silly.

It's all good. Started as a random thought that got quickly fleshed out into that mess up there.

I'm going to go smack myself around now.
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post #6 of 14
10/27/05 at 3:13pm
As I made my way towards MILLERS CROSSING, a popular pool hall one evening, I couldn't help but feel that I was on some sort of STAR TREK.

My quest was to FACE/OFF against the invisible Vincent. However as I stood there, ready to play, he turned to me and asked, "Do you know what this is? DOOM."

There was a DEEP RISING of dread filling me up from my stomach as I leaned over to break. I'll need to run the table if I have a chance to beat this TOP GUNof pool.

I lost. The end.
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post #7 of 14
10/27/05 at 3:45pm
You know what could work (and this really solidifies my geek membership) is if you form a continuing story. Someone starts a story, using the movie title theme you have come up with, types a few lines, then the next person must continue the story, not repeating any of the movie titles used thus far.

Make sense? Wow, am I dork or what?
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post #8 of 14
10/27/05 at 3:47pm
Lets not encourage this.
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post #9 of 14
10/27/05 at 3:55pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
Lets not encourage this.
Yeah Brian, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM.

Oh dang, I'd better stay away form here before I'm MARKED FOR DEATH.

Oh crap... can't... stop... embarassing myself.
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post #10 of 14
10/27/05 at 5:18pm
ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA, I was at this SHOW, DOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO, when I spotted a WOMAN IN RED and a LADY IN WHITE. I made my way through the HUMAN TRAFFIC and barged past the OLDBOY chatting them up - I was like a STAG on the OPEN RANGE and they were THE HUNTED. Before long they were SWEPT AWAY. We headed for the GRAND HOTEL, smoked about 200 CIGARETTES and knocked back some COCKTAILs. Eventually the topic came up - "SLEEP WITH ME", I demanded. Naturally, we had a THREESOME and it was OUT OF SIGHT. One of them had JAWS that left me BLOWN AWAY. The other was a real EASY RIDER and just BEING THERE filled me with HAPPINESS. We tried some kinky stuff - ENTER THE DRAGON, FEARLESS HYENA, TEARS OF THE BLACK TIGER - this wasn't TRUE ROMANCE it was merely INTERNAL AFFAIRS. BEFORE SUNRISE, we'd snorted about 21 GRAMS between us and I had to SCREAM from the HEAT rash I had got from screwing on BLUE VELVET. One of THE PROFESSIONALS had real LIVE FLESH around her SNATCH and she let out a SCREAM 2. They left THE MORNING AFTER, despite my INDECENT PROPOSAL of a rematch SATURDAY NIGHT AND SUNDAY MORNING. The BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, obviously heading to see a DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN, turned to me and, while one didn't SAY ANYTHING, the other simply said "WHAT ABOUT BOB?". We didn't STAY in CONTACT.
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post #11 of 14
10/27/05 at 5:39pm
Awesome.
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post #12 of 14
10/27/05 at 5:51pm
Very nice! A little disturbing, but GREAT usage of titles.
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post #13 of 14
10/27/05 at 7:22pm
The ROAD TRIP to MONTANA began THROUGH THE VANISHING PRAIRE, MILES FROM HOME. SCANTUARY was to be found in the JOURNEY that began with THE HAUNTING, of the pull of MEMORY, and ended in an ANOTHER STATE OF MIND. If we live long enough we will all become DAMAGED GOODS, even as we reach THE END OF THE SILVER MOUNTAINS. THE END OF THE AFFAIR nigh upon us bade the world a final sonnet GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD, goodbye.

Life is not poetry it is BLOOD SIMPLE and we remain UNFORGIVEN. The OLDBOY laughs at our DOOM, A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE, and SERENITY merely a dream. WAITING…WHERE THE TRUTH LIES, JUST LIKE HEAVEN, THE SEPARATE LIES all CRY WOLF. The beginning is the DEAD END.
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post #14 of 14
11/12/05 at 5:57pm
I just discovered this thread and I must say these are great! I'm way to uncreative to try this, but would love to read some more.
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