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Mr. T to be your navigator

post #1 of 10
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Source: http://www.wwtdd.com/

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MSNBC says that Mr. T has been signed to deliver celebrity voice content for mobile GPS navigation systems. He will replace the computer generated voice typically provided and guide the driver with basic instructions such as "turn left", the difference being he'll add, "I aint playin" and then threaten you. Seriously. Other commands include "Pay attention to what I'm saying," and "Mr. T gonna get you there in one piece … you gonna be there safely, or else!" Make no mistake about it, if you don't pay attention and drive carefully, Mr. T will kick your ass. He's not joking. A GPS that screams at you to drive safely while you search for street signs might actually cause more accidents than it prevents, but, still, awesome right.

Burt Reynolds and Dennis Hopper have also signed on to provide directions, and you can hear T scream at you to pay attention and keep him cool here.
post #2 of 10
Best news I've heard in a long time.
post #3 of 10
If you get lost it starts trash talking you to your woman.
"I'll bet you lay awake at night wishing you was being driven by a reeeal man!"
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Originally Posted by BobClark
If you get lost it starts trash talking you to your woman.
"I'll bet you lay awake at night wishing you was being driven by a reeeal man!"
Fucking hilarious.
post #5 of 10
This sounds counterproductive... I would purposely get lost.
post #6 of 10
I'd get the Dennis Hopper one myself. Hopefully it would sense when a Big Gulp is placed in the cup holder and exclaim: "Fuck that SHIT! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!"
post #7 of 10
"Pop quiz, hotshot!"

You're lost!"
post #8 of 10
Love T, love Hopper, but I would have to go with the Burt Reynolds option. If you end up being chased by the cops there is no voice I'd rather have helping me out than that of the Bandit.
post #9 of 10
True.
post #10 of 10
Praying for Tom Cruise to get in on this.

It would probably just give you directions to the nearest Scientology center, laughing like a madman the whole time. Then, if you get lost, it would call you "glib".
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