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post #1 of 11
11/21/05 at 7:48pm
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A teenager has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught trying to have sex with a female mannequin on display at an arts centre.

Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down.

Police spokesman Loren McManus said: "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin.

"That's the only way I know how to put it."

Guards said they had noticed several times before that the dummy's clothes had been removed at the centre in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, US.

If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."
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post #2 of 11
11/21/05 at 8:17pm
This story can't be true. They don't have arts centres in South Dakota.
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post #3 of 11
11/21/05 at 9:05pm
Well, at least the guy has a fitting last name.
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post #4 of 11
11/21/05 at 9:55pm
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If convicted, Plentyhorse may be registered as a sex offender.
Does this mean he may have to go around to department stores and inform any mannequins if he will be shopping in their area?
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post #5 of 11
11/21/05 at 10:57pm
Those mannequins are asking for it. Sometimes they just stand in the window naked fer Christ's sake!
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post #6 of 11
11/22/05 at 3:20am
I had an ex girlfirend who admitted to me a few months after we broke up she had a mannequin fetish.
She DID have two mannequins and a few dummy torso's around the house but she always fobbed them off as art.
It's kind of weird.
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post #7 of 11
11/22/05 at 11:34am
I hate it when you're fucking with all your available gusto and the woman just lies there.
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post #8 of 11
11/22/05 at 1:32pm
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Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
I hate it when you're fucking with all your available gusto and the woman just lies there.
...weirdo...
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post #9 of 11
11/22/05 at 9:01pm
So.....did he make his own hole?

And fill it with jello?

Just asking.
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post #10 of 11
11/23/05 at 5:21pm
That guy had probably watched this film:
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post #11 of 11
11/26/05 at 7:06pm
Loren McManus?? Sore Anus?
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