Michael Cera showcase (his comic timing is legitimately impeccable):
Maeby: That Steve sure knows how to please a lady.
George Michael: Good. I was hoping he would be gifted sexually. I guess it makes sense, you know, older guys expect certain things.
Maeby: They do?
George Michael: What a fun, sexy time for you.
Maeby: Can you believe this? They’re still fighting.
George Michael: Yeah, I know. I’m tempted to kiss again just so we can
teach them a lesson.
Maeby: And why would that teach them a lesson?
George Michael: Oh, I mean, to freak them out.
Maeby: Yeah? But that doesn’t make any sense.
George Michael: Well, isn’t that what makes it funny? I’m laughing. Go fish. Uno.
George Michael: Oh, you... Yeah, I’m gonna, um, (Clears throat.) I’m gonna
stay out here and, uh, and watch that famous Reno sunset.
Maeby: Isn’t it behind you?
George Michael: There’s... Yeah, but there’s mirrors. It’ll actually look closer...
George Michael: We’re just having a little fun, you know.
Ann 2.0: I think that church and studying are fun. I thought you felt the same.
George Michael: Well, I do. I like not having fun. I like your idea of fun... I mean, our idea of fun. I like not having that.
George Michael: Yeah, I’m gonna need a leather jacket for when I’m on my hog and need to go into a controlled slide.
George Michael: Sorry. Sometimes I just don’t know if it’s going to be a long hug or a short hug or like a middle or a medium hug. It’s hard to tell sometimes. Yeah. It was, it was good. That’s plenty for now. Okay, hug’s gotta end sometime. Obviously.
Jessie: Hi, George Michael. Proud of yourself?
George Michael: Yeah, actually. I got a bum away from the stand without hurting his feelings. That was pretty sweet.
George Michael: You know, say what you will about America. 13 bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.
G.O.B.: Who said anything bad about America?
George Michael: Yeah? Wow. He’s really gone. But you know, I think that if he was here right now, I would probably tell him that it all worked out. And that, um, I’ll be bringing you some salmon rolls right away. In heaven.