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Originally Posted by
felix 
This made me recall an article concerning Eric Roberts recently.
According to Imdb, Eric Roberts has over 40 upcoming projects in pre-production in 2012/2013. Any bets he'll earn more money than Julia this year?
Holy cow. You weren't exaggerating. And I thought Michael Madsen was a busy man.
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Originally Posted by
John Matrix 
I caved
again and watched the bootleg Expendables 2 trailer. I think I need a new pair of undies.

Once the official trailer comes out in about 14 hours or so, I'm sure many of us will spontaneously implode in our pants.
Remember when I drunkenly mentioned last Friday night I saw some parts of a film that Hunter praised on his Facebook page? Robowar, the really cheesy and goofy Italian movie filmed in the Philippines starring the legendary Reb Brown? Well, I finally watched it in full tonight and it's really bad... but bad in a hilarious way. It's a riff on Robocop, Predator, and some other things, with a baddie that looks a lot like the Wraith. Besides what I mentioned already (i.e. one pal telling two others that they're "drug addicts and fags" and thus they must have AIDS), here are some other details:
* The soundtrack... SO 80's-riffic. It's a mish-mash but it's all synth, synth drums, and wailing guitar. It ruled.
* Reb's character name? Murphy Black. How can anyone not think of Murphy Brown?
* The name of Reb Brown's group? BAM. What does it stand for? Why, BIG ASS MOTHERFUCKERS. The name doesn't really fit this group, though. If only The Expendables could be called that...
* One guy tells another: "You walk like a ruptured duck!" I don't even know what that means.
* Many war cries are uttered throughout.
* In the middle of the film there's a scene where the BAM lay waste to an entire village. Reb fights one of the enemy soldiers. He knocks hi on the ground with the butt of his gun, and then kicks him square in the balls!
* Oh, and Wraith uses a laser to blow shit up. The laser blasts look pretty fake.
What a movie. I'm glad Hunter discovered it.