Thanks to some local coverage I've realized that I must vote Vampyres, Witches and Pagans in 2006!
Some biographical info:
I like this guy, honest about his mistakes, yet not a person who lives a life of regret. Also he promises to be tough on crime, what with his one strike and you're impaled policy:
I hope any Minnesotans out there will join me in voting for this Enlightened Dark Soul.
Edited for horrible your/you're typo.
Some biographical info:
Quote:
| Like most people who become professionals in a sport, and receive a lot of attention, I became full of myself. I had an ego the size of the universe, and would only date models, or women who looked like models. I signed a Modeling Contract with West Modeling as well. In August 1988, while visiting a relative, I met a girl who was totally taken by me and who I was. She was hott and sexy, so I drove her home that night on my bike, and slept with her. Though I do not regret sleeping with her, in 1996 I found that she was my half-sister who I hadn't seen since 1970. Talk about letting your ego get the best of you. In an effort to gain strength and power, I started taking performance enhancing pills. |
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| Unlike Susan, I will not attack an innocent person through my hatred. I prefer to use the blessings and gifts that come from Vampyrism and WitchCraft to attack those who prey on the innocent. As governor, I will go after the criminals that prey upon the innocent people in Minnesota. I will show no-mercy to those who; attack the elderly, women and children, as well as those who endanger Minnesotans by; DWI/DUI and selling drugs. Nor, will I tolerate judicial and prosecutor misconduct/false imprisonment, along with abuse of police powers. They will be severely punished! As previously stated by me, any Terrorist who commits an act of Terrorism in Minnesota while I am governor, will be Impaled by me in front of the State Capital. My sister has a saying, "Evil Begets Evil!" Well, starting in 2007, it will be the criminals who realize first hand, that there is someone more evil than they are, who cares about the safety and well-being of the innocent! |
Edited for horrible your/you're typo.
