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How to Use The 4th Dimension to find your soulmate - IN ONE DAY!

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Uses of The 4th Dimension


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Note Before: Everything you read on this page is The Truth.
What does this mean?
It means, if you try to do what is written here:
EXAMPLE: "If you just make a wish",
it will be granted in The 4th Dimension
for you to enjoy there.
You have nothing to lose.
- The Author of "Ueber Alles"

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Since I discovered The 4th Dimension, one of the conclusions
I have reached is, The 4th Dimension is an infinite access to The Truth.
Throughout this website, I use the term "I wish" - it is really a way
to voice a person's desire - and from the work I have done - it really works.

From the saying: "Ask and you shall receive", I have understood that any
human being can make an infinity of "wishes" and receive The Truth
(the correct answer) to every question they may have, in the form of a dream
- that same night.

A person is not limited to the proverbial "3 wishes".


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Use The 4th Dimension to find your soulmate

This is very easy to do - all you need to know is
The Truth of WHO your soulmate is.

To find your soulmate, do the following:


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Say this out loud before you go to sleep:
"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH:
WHO IS MY SOULMATE?"


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Go to sleep and you will get The Truth
in the form of a dream that night.

Once you find out The Truth, why waste anymore time?
When you wake up, go find "him" or "her" and be happy.


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Tell at least two of your friends of this secret wisdom.



- Sweet Dreams
==

A Public Service Message from The Author of "Ueber Alles"

http://www.ueberalles.com/apublicservicemessage.html
post #2 of 9
Last night I dreamed I was having an amazing tantric three-way with Anna Paquin and Scarlett Johansann. Which do I choose? How do I convince them to pair up and explore my wildest fantasies?

Are you saying I should kidnap them?

You want me to kidnap them. I know this because when I paused for an answer, a voice in my head said "Of course!"

That's The Truth, right? Am I conversing with the 4th Dimension? Cause that would, like, so totally make it easier to distract my targeted women before dousing their nostrils with chloroform.
post #3 of 9
I prefer to use the 5th Dimension to find my soulmate. I just stand on my deck with a ghetto blaster blaring "Up -- Up And Away" and scream inarticulately at passing female pedestrians.

Hasn't worked yet, but hey... it's 1 more dimension so it's gotta be a better plan right?
post #4 of 9
I don't know much about the fourth dimension, but when my penis hits eighty eight miles an hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
post #5 of 9
Hmm, the 4th Dimension - is that the one where Shredder and Krang are, or the one where the Kryptonians sent their criminals?
post #6 of 9
I once had sex with a Klein Bottle. Does that count?
post #7 of 9
I really don't know what to say to all this, so here's a pic of a stormtrooper dry humping air . . . ENJOY!

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Originally Posted by Samurai Mike
Hmm, the 4th Dimension - is that the one where Shredder and Krang are, or the one where the Kryptonians sent their criminals?
There is no sex in the "Phantom Zone", otherwise, between Zod and Non, Ursa would have been worn down to the nub.
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny
There is no sex in the "Phantom Zone", otherwise, between Zod and Non, Ursa would have been worn down to the nub.
I'm pretty sure Non was a eunuch.
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