So my lady friend...

4 hours yikes what did you rent? The best of Christy Canyon?

This looks like a job for fabfunk.

He now restricts his answers only to specific questions about specific movies.

For instance; asking if Clam Lappers volume 4 involved DP is not specific enough you have to spell Director of Photography.

And even then he may not answer, he feels that strongly about it.

Deleted because of DP.


Calm down it just means double post.

He has charts and graphs prepared for this moment, as well as listings of life expectancies for the "performers".

I haven't seen it, but supposedly the movie "Pirates" is quite good for a porn production. Now just pray that it isn't with erotic Walter Matthau scenes...

So is Fabfunk going to have a Porn Q&A for us or what?

I have several questions regarding the motifs of such films as Ham Wallets VII and Dead Pussy XI: A Tribute to the Eternally Sleeping.

Indeed, "Pirates" is pretty good. Amazing production values, it's considered one of the tops in mainstream porn history.

Though really, you're not going to stop your mate from laughing with porn. The gonzo material is straightforward sex, so unless it's a really good compilation, enough to make your girl tackle you (and she doesn't sound like that type of girl), she's gonna laugh at the story ones as well. Let's face it, some of these performers treat the material with more sincerity than it merits, and "Pirates" is a prime example. Still, it's surprisingly fun, aside from the sex, and everyone seems to be hav ing a good time cribbing sequences from "Pirates of the Carribbean".

I would heartily recommend the recent "The Devil In Miss Jones" remake with Jenna Jameson, however. Jenna' been producing excellent couples' porn recently, with a lot of kink for the freak guys and enough style and surprising eroticism for the women. Most people forget that she's only seduced a handful of guys onscreen (most likely under ten). Her lez stuff has been known to turn a few straight women, too.

Also, as of recent titles, the "Cheating Housewives" series provides some fun sex with story, however minimal, and great performers, also taking it's cue from "Desperate Housewives".

For at least some plot and dialoge in porn, try some vivid movies, Jenna Jameson movies.


For something more erotic maybe Gang bang movies would do it for ya.

There's this movie called Gangland # 7 Its stars Charline Aspen the hottest chick in porn The draw back, that the legnth of the sex sequence is too short. But its still defenetly note worthy.

Eh-hem.

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I would definitely avoid gangbang movies for couples.

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Congratulations anyname, you have now been signified.

Ribald Tales of Canterbury is pretty good. Same with Behind the Green Door. And, of course, What's This Lesbian Doing In My Pirate Movie!

I recommend Shithole Pounders, only because I love the name.

Edit: Also, it's a classic for bachelor parties.

Or a menu item at Taco Bell