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Are you an animal in bed?

post #1 of 34
2/4/06 at 9:58pm
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http://www.thesite.org/magazine/sex_...nimalquiz.html

Me:

You are a Rabbit!
It's always the quiet ones... You may act innocent and sweet on the outside - but that's just a ploy. You're normally well up for it and are eager to experiment - anyhow, anywhere, everywhere! You're not much of a sucker for romance, when you're partner gets too soppy - it's a hoppity, skippity jump into bed with the next suitable candidate!
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post #2 of 34
2/4/06 at 10:12pm
A monkey? I didn't take this quiz to be the victim of racism.

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Ooh you are a cheeky one. Full of beans - you're a joker who loves being the centre of attention. Always ready with a gag - sex is fun, something to have a laugh about.
That is true, but I've learned that if you chronically ejaculate prematurely you best make with the funny. Waka Waka Waka.
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post #3 of 34
2/4/06 at 10:49pm
"Grrrr!!! You sexy beast! You're a party-goer, the life and soul! Anything goes, and its usually instigated by you. Role play, bondage, it's time to get kinky. You're passionate, energetic, raunchy and sometimes noisy! Anyone caught in your claws is gonna be walking funny for the next few days. Easy tiger!."

Phhh, yeah, right. I mean... Yeah!
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post #4 of 34
2/4/06 at 11:02pm
Rabbit also. As far as these quizzes go, that's cool by me.
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post #5 of 34
2/5/06 at 1:06am
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You are a Fox!

Swift and agile, you know what you want and how to get it. You react badly to competition. You use your guile - whatever needs to be done to get them in the sack. Romance can be useful - but only as a trick to get your hands on what you really want. In bed you're a focused lover but have a cheeky, wild streak and aren't afraid to try a few new techniques which often shocks your partners.
I wouldn't have thought the first part. Oh well. Off to trap me some fresh meat.
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post #6 of 34
2/5/06 at 2:51am
I'm an Owl!

"Reserved and thoughtful, you choose your partners carefully and with caution. You are respected by your partners and are not easily taken advantage of. You are charming and romantic but it takes courage for you to open up to someone sexually. Once you do open up you are an attentive lover and pleasing your partner is more important to you than personal gratification".


Er, orderly queue, ladies
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post #7 of 34
2/5/06 at 7:25am
Clydesdale.
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post #8 of 34
2/5/06 at 8:15am
Komodo Dragon
"Your barbed penis symbolises an inability to form sexual relationships not based around the pursuit and consumption of mammals smaller and weaker than you. Your tough scaly hide masks a soft, pliable underbelly which will one day be rent asunder by a mongoose. Or possibly a wolf. Also, you have a thing for chicks with big tits. Probably."
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post #9 of 34
2/5/06 at 10:13am
"You are a Camel!

A survivor, a trooper. You don't get it very often - but have learnt to live on what you can get. You aren't very demanding in the bedroom and sometimes lack passion and enthusiasm. You don't mind a bit of experimenting but you are rarely the initiator. You take what you can, when you can - one hump can go a long way"

Disagree with the passion and enthusiasm part...but sounds about right otherwise.

Never mind that, though.......Dan Whitehead is a god.
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post #10 of 34
2/5/06 at 5:43pm
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You are a Snake!

You charmer! You like to chat up the lookers when you're out and have been known to use a few cheesy chat up lines to try and impress. A bit flash, you like showing off what you've got. But when the time comes, there's no messing around - you go in for the kill and they don't stand a chance. Sex is fast and furious - you get what you want and then you're outta there. No time to worry about their needs - you chew them up, spit them out and on to the next victim.
I'm sort of lacking in the flash department, but otherwise that's pretty much me. Conversation is my big (and only) flirting technique and I usually jump ship soon after I get what I wanted.
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post #11 of 34
2/5/06 at 6:47pm
That's kind of unsettling.
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post #12 of 34
2/5/06 at 7:04pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Crow
Never mind that, though.......Dan Whitehead is a god.
I don't know about a God, but he is certainly one of the wittier folks on the boards.

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post #13 of 34
2/5/06 at 7:11pm


Man, I always get salamander.
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post #14 of 34
2/5/06 at 9:16pm
You are a Tiger!
Grrrr!!! You sexy beast! You're a party-goer, the life and soul! Anything goes, and its usually instigated by you. Role play, bondage, it's time to get kinky. You're passionate, energetic, raunchy and sometimes noisy! Anyone caught in your claws is gonna be walking funny for the next few days. Easy tiger!.


Sounds about right...and I am a Leo.
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post #15 of 34
2/5/06 at 10:17pm
Whore.
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post #16 of 34
2/5/06 at 10:40pm
I, am not, a whore. Can't speak for Johnny.
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post #17 of 34
2/5/06 at 10:45pm
No, that was my result.
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post #18 of 34
2/5/06 at 10:53pm
Well in that case, I'm sorry. Whore.
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post #19 of 34
2/5/06 at 10:58pm
I guess I'm a tiger.
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post #20 of 34
2/6/06 at 12:40am
Dan Whitehead
"Your sexual prowess makes Zeus jealous. When you decide to walk amongst mortals, the only thing that keeps them from constantly fucking you is your discretion. When you bed a woman, she walks away from the experience with a new religion: You. You also like big tits. Probably."
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post #21 of 34
2/6/06 at 2:28am
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/35441
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post #22 of 34
2/6/06 at 6:24pm
You are a Rhino!
You like you're own way, and will do almost anything to pull someone. You don't mind making a fool out of yourself to get your wicked way with someone. Dominant in a relationship - you don't like to be bossed about. When you see someone you like, you don't give up until you get them. You don't really take time to find out about long term potential, you just charge in for the kill. Rough and ready, you like a bit of kinky sex.
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post #23 of 34
2/6/06 at 6:36pm
Damn, I was sure I had you pegged as a carrion bird.
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post #24 of 34
2/6/06 at 7:46pm
Apparently I'm a human in bed. That's going to make my wife feel better, though my cat is going to be pissed.
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post #25 of 34
2/7/06 at 11:58pm
Monkey. I figured I was more of a platypus.
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post #26 of 34
2/8/06 at 9:09pm
Mine matched my mental powers. Slug.
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post #27 of 34
3/9/06 at 8:55am
You are a Swan!

Very committed, you know how to treat your partner well. You look after their best interests and have complete respect for them. Easy going, you like to be sociable but enjoy your partner's company. You're at your happiest when tucked up in bed with your loved one. You prefer sensual, sexy love making rather than a quick romp, that's the only way to find true pleasure and reach sexual nirvana!
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post #28 of 34
3/9/06 at 3:58pm
You are a monkey!
I can't get the image of Taylor kissing Dr. Zira out of my head.
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post #29 of 34
3/9/06 at 5:01pm
Funny if only because of my user name.

You are a Koala!
Cuddly and snuggly. You love romance and being pampered by a partner. Candle-lit dinners, red roses and soft, moody music all set the perfect tone for you. In bed you're very sensual and eager to give your partner as much as they give you. You love sex but it isn't a major priority in your relationships. You're at your happiest being cradled in your partner's arms.

I was hoping for God Damned Sexual Tyrannosaurus.
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post #30 of 34
3/11/06 at 11:37pm
You are a Swan!

Very committed, you know how to treat your partner well. You look after their best interests and have complete respect for them. Easy going, you like to be sociable but enjoy your partner's company. You're at your happiest when tucked up in bed with your loved one. You prefer sensual, sexy love making rather than a quick romp, that's the only way to find true pleasure and reach sexual nirvana!
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post #31 of 34
3/12/06 at 3:51am
You are a Koala!

Cuddly and snuggly. You love romance and being pampered by a partner. Candle-lit dinners, red roses and soft, moody music all set the perfect tone for you. In bed you're very sensual and eager to give your partner as much as they give you. You love sex but it isn't a major priority in your relationships. You're at your happiest being cradled in your partner's arms.

Not surprising, since I love koalas (they're the cutest animals in the history of ever.)
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post #32 of 34
3/12/06 at 4:49pm
Ooh you are a cheeky one. Full of beans - you're a joker who loves being the centre of attention. Always ready with a gag - sex is fun, something to have a laugh about. Only problem is - sometimes you don't know when to shut up and take care of your partner's needs. You also love a gossip about your antics in bed - nothing is kept from your mates. But at least you enjoy yourself - keep on swinging
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post #33 of 34
3/12/06 at 4:50pm
full of beans??...that just does not sound right
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post #34 of 34
3/12/06 at 5:14pm
Fox

You use your guile-whatever needs to be done to get them in the sack.

Guilty as charged.
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