Kid Rock/ Scott Stapp sex tape.

There is no God.

Kid Rock had sex with Scott Stapp?

Earnest Hemingway once wrote: "The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for."

I no longer agree with either part.

More like "along with."

You need a hug or a link to free nudity: www.sublimedirectory.com

I've never had a reason to saw my own penis off using a nail file, so I'm going to avoid clicking on anything having to do with this sex tape, because I'm pretty sure seeing any part of it would give me that reason.

You know there's absolutely no way to explain you finding this link without coming across as some kind of big retarded gay pervert.

It's a perfectly normal find. I mean, who HASN'T been googling for Kid Rock + Most-Annoying-Christian-Frontman-Who-Loves-Oiling-His-Own-Nipples + Gross Sex and accidentally happened upon this tape? It's completely natural. Come on!

How the fuck was fabfunk scooped on this one? I bet that he has been smacking himself and swearing like crazy ever since he came across this thread (pun intended).

To trot out a shopworn cliche...


Aaaaand.... Sig!

fabfunk went off to kill himself this weekend. If he's smacking himself, it's for his own personal pleasure.

Besides, Kid Rock and Scott Stapp aren't dead pornstars. Unfortunately.

At least Kid isn't fucking that dead dwarf of his...

When I first read the headline this morning, I thought it was going to be the two of them having sex with each other. For some reason that seemed more realistic to me than what Yahoo! tells me it is.

[QUOTE=Crow]fabfunk went off to kill himself this weekend. QUOTE]


I WIN!

Kid Rock: Stapp 'Idiot' for Losing Tape

ffb7492bbbba@news.ap.org Kid Rock blames Scott Stapp for losing a sex video showing them with several strippers, but appreciates Stapp for one thing.

"What perfect timing," Rock told The Associated Press in an interview Wednesday. "I got a record coming up ... Maybe I should thank him."



The hard-partying rap-rocker, whose new live concert album "Live Trucker" hit stores Tuesday, defended his backstage antics, saying, "It's not any big revelation that this goes on in rock 'n' roll, especially with who I am."

Still, Rock (aka Robert Ritchie) has fired back against Stapp's claim that the tape was stolen, saying the former Creed singer filmed the tape, which was made in Rock's motor home in 1999, and is responsible for losing it.

"He's the idiot because it's out," the 35-year-old Rock said. "I'm holding him responsible."

Rock has won a temporary court order preventing World Wide Red Light District from distributing or promoting the video.

Red Light, which sold the Paris Hilton sex tape in 2004, had displayed a 40-second preview clip of the video on its Web site. The company has acknowledged that the tape came from a third party, but denied it was stolen.

"At this point, I don't even care," said Rock, who said he hasn't spoken to Stapp since the tape was filmed.

He's upset, though, that someone might make money from the tape. "If there's money to be made, it's my performance" he said.

In a recent interview with AP Radio, Stapp, 32, said he thinks the sex video was stolen from him and is meant to destroy his career.

Rock scoffed at that notion: "I'm like, what are you talking about? This tape gets out _ it's your tape _ and you're (saying) someone's trying to sabotage your career?"

Rock said he invited Stapp to join him and four strippers after Stapp entered his motor home with a video camera and asked to "get in" on the action.

"'I only got two beers left,'" Rock said, describing what he deemed to be his gracious behavior toward Stapp, whom he had never met. "`You can have one.' How nice is that?"

He said he's further upset to be associated with sex tape scandal subjects Hilton, Colin Farrell and ex-girlfriend Pamela Anderson.

"I don't want to be in that company with all these idiots (who have) sex tapes, which is why I've never had a video camera," he said. "I agree I knew the tape was going on at the time _ I must have. Although, I'll guarantee you, I wasn't sober."