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Poll Results: Do you think That Jessica Alba has a movie career out side of the sin city movies?

 
  • 59% (16)
    Yes
  • 18% (5)
    No
  • 22% (6)
    Not sure
27 Total Votes  
post #1 of 26
2/18/06 at 6:12pm
Thread Starter 
Do you think that Jessica Alba has a movie career?
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post #2 of 26
2/18/06 at 6:29pm
Yes, particularly if someone greenlights a live-action Bratz movie.
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post #3 of 26
2/18/06 at 6:32pm
I've noticed how every movie she's done recently is Sin City.
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post #4 of 26
2/18/06 at 6:41pm
You've excelled yourself with this one. It's a masterpiece of sheer random idiocy.
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post #5 of 26
2/18/06 at 7:03pm
I don't know, I find there was a subtle urgency and need to prove himself that made his earlier work energetic yet not lacking in poignancy. This one, it has the biting criticism of a generation of idiocy gone astray, yet there's something missing.

Besides, everything's spelled correctly. A telltale sign of declining work.
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post #6 of 26
2/18/06 at 7:07pm
"not sure"
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post #7 of 26
2/18/06 at 7:19pm
She has a good future but just hasn't found that role. The way Hollywood puts crap out now at days she probably wont get anything good until she's 50. Just look at Kim Basinger (bad example but you get the idea)
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post #8 of 26
2/18/06 at 11:56pm
I can't believe somebody actually posted a serious answer to that question.

And just what is "that role" for Jessica Alba? The girl who rubs the cream on her face in the Noxema commercial?
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post #9 of 26
2/19/06 at 2:30am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Whitehead
You've excelled yourself with this one. It's a masterpiece of sheer random idiocy.
So... how much longer does he have?
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post #10 of 26
2/19/06 at 2:34am
Oh, anyname. What will you come up with next?
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post #11 of 26
2/19/06 at 2:34am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neal
So... how much longer does he have?
The doctors say six weeks. Don't say anything to him. We want him to enjoy the time he has left, and pass peacefully in his sleep.
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post #12 of 26
2/19/06 at 2:35am
P.S. - I voted "Apolcalps"
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post #13 of 26
2/19/06 at 5:12am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crow

Besides, everything's spelled correctly. A telltale sign of declining work.
True, but the magic is still there.
Did they ever get around to making that Fantastic Four movie?
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post #14 of 26
2/19/06 at 5:29am
Plus, I can forgive the lack of spelling errors, as he didn't bother to capitalize Sin City.
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post #15 of 26
2/19/06 at 5:37am
The bold, nay transgressive, decision to split "outside" into two words is indicative of the playfully perverse approach this promising young talent has brought to the world of mindless online polls.

And thus, while "Outside of the sin city movies" may lack the immediacy of such genre-defining classics as "The top 10most beutyful women in the world", "Hottest looking female actress in movie and T.v", "what celberty would you want to lose your virginity to?" and "Best denio performance", there can be no denying that this new piece suggests a maturing of core themes, and the promise of further scintillating insights in the weeks to come.
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post #16 of 26
2/19/06 at 10:02am
It certainly suggests a maturing of anyname's worrying obsession with Jessica Alba.
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post #17 of 26
2/19/06 at 7:23pm
I thought it was "Which celberty would you want to loose your virginity to?" Dan. Could be mistaken of course.

Has anybody here considered the possibility that anyname is, in fact, God, sent to test our faith and compassion for our fellow man? In which case, are we all going to Hell?

EDIT: I like how Jessica Alba has become That Jessica Alba. She has a title now.
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post #18 of 26
2/19/06 at 7:44pm
This poll needs more options. The ones we're given are a cop out.
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post #19 of 26
2/19/06 at 8:51pm
Seriously, though. She sucks.
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post #20 of 26
2/19/06 at 9:17pm
To semi-seriously answer the question...

No one mentioned how she'd have a bright future in porn. I'm shocked no one brought this up actually, you guys are slacking off.

Or should I just be picking on anyname instead?
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post #21 of 26
2/21/06 at 6:55pm
Thread Starter 

Lol!

You guys are freakin funny man!
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post #22 of 26
2/21/06 at 8:18pm
I'm very angry that the "????" PSP thread got locked. That was the best thing I've read in a while.
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post #23 of 26
2/21/06 at 8:20pm
Indeed. That was a classic in the making. It's anyname's Unfinished Symphony.

Oh well. Least i feel comfortable in knowing it won't be his last.
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post #24 of 26
2/21/06 at 8:20pm
anyname better not make it to 1000.

Throats will be cut.
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post #25 of 26
2/22/06 at 5:46pm
Well, she has a lot to do too prove herself... not in magazines... lol
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post #26 of 26
2/22/06 at 8:22pm
i would think she has an okay 'movie career'. she is after all a millionaire.
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