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post #1 of 160
3/1/06 at 5:29pm
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Posting 2 movies per post here are the movies I have missed recently, that I needed to catch up on.

1. Monster = A truly superb movie with superb acting from both Theron and Ricci especially Theron. I've found myself very involved with the characters and the film itself. Truly remarkable.

My review **** out of **** stars


2. Million Dollar baby = another winner with superb acting from every body. A great film with a heart breaking ending.

My review **** out of **** stars.
post #2 of 160
3/1/06 at 5:37pm
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Dawn of the dead ( remake)= entertaining film with a scary begining.

My review *** out of **** stars


Red eye= entertaing thriller. Rachael Mcadams is a knock out. *** out of **** stars
post #3 of 160
3/1/06 at 5:42pm
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I'm sure everyone has seen thses films but here are my reviews anyway.

Almost famous = ***1/2 out of **** stars.


Momento **** out of **** stars and scoring a perfect 10 on the originality factor.


To be continued
post #4 of 160
3/1/06 at 5:48pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spike1983
I'm sure everyone has seen thses films but here are my reviews anyway.

Almost famous = ***1/2 out of **** stars.


Momento **** out of **** stars and scoring a perfect 10 on the originality factor.


To be continued
Were they superb also?
post #5 of 160
3/1/06 at 5:58pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Were they superb also?

...Well...Yeah.
post #6 of 160
3/1/06 at 6:08pm
Do you have a spell check? Jesus.
post #7 of 160
3/1/06 at 6:10pm
Minnie Mouse writes the best reviews.
post #8 of 160
3/1/06 at 7:09pm
Merian C. Cooper presents SON OF EENIN!
post #9 of 160
3/1/06 at 8:23pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spike1983
Posting 2 movies per post here are the movies I have missed recently, that I needed to catch up on.
There's an EDIT function, you know. There's no need to do this besides your attempt at fattening your post count.
post #10 of 160
3/1/06 at 10:11pm
When can we expect your mini review of Terminator 2 and Riders of the Lost Ark?
post #11 of 160
3/2/06 at 6:48pm
Next up are Casablanca and Star Wars, right?
post #12 of 160
3/2/06 at 6:53pm
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Spanglish= **1/2 out of **** stars


Punch drunk love= *** out of **** stars.
post #13 of 160
3/2/06 at 6:54pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alobek
There's an EDIT function, you know. There's no need to do this besides your attempt at fattening your post count.

Yeah I know, That's why I'm doing it.
post #14 of 160
3/3/06 at 1:05pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spike1983
Yeah I know, That's why I'm doing it.
Why bother posting two movies per post? Why not just one? You'd already have 4 posts more by now.
post #15 of 160
3/3/06 at 1:20pm
What the fuck is it with people on this board and Rachel McAdams? She is really a long way from being a "knock out". Plus she has nipple hair.
post #16 of 160
3/4/06 at 4:45pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel Williams
What the fuck is it with people on this board and Rachel McAdams? She is really a long way from being a "knock out". Plus she has nipple hair.

She's a pretter version of Jennifer Garner.
post #17 of 160
3/4/06 at 4:56pm
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Cry wolfe = Definitley the sleeper out of the films that I have disgussed so far. I think the probelem was the marketing of the film. It was being marketed toward the slasher audience. This movie IS NOT A SLASHER MOVIE, it is a keep you guessing intelectual thriller with a quite pleasent ending.

My favorite quote from the film.

"Everbody's playing checkers...and I'm playing Chess."

My review ***1/2 out of **** stars.



Diary of a mad Black woman = Boy is this film thereputic! ***1/2 out of **** stars!
post #18 of 160
3/4/06 at 5:03pm
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Jersey Girl I don't know why the4 movie failed but in my mind Kevin Smith could do no wrong.

My review *** out of **** stars.


Terminal *** out of **** stars.


Fantastic 4 **1/2 out of **** stars.

Into the Blue ** out of **** stars.


21 grams *** stars
post #19 of 160
3/4/06 at 5:09pm
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1 hr Photo an okay movie with a great performance from robin williams **1/2 stars


Somethings gotta give **1/2 stars


Girl interupted ***1/2 stars



The Mexican * star


Beyond the sea a little too drawn out for me. ** stars
post #20 of 160
3/4/06 at 5:27pm
When do we get the Mickey reviews?
post #21 of 160
3/4/06 at 5:42pm
post #22 of 160
3/4/06 at 7:16pm
My head hurts.
post #23 of 160
3/4/06 at 7:17pm
This thread is fascinatingly awful.
post #24 of 160
3/4/06 at 7:34pm
I refuse to believe you can watch One Hour Photo, Something's Gotta Give, Girl Interrupted, The Mexican and Beyond The Sea in just six minutes.

Of course, I also have trouble believing that Cry Wolf is a "keep you guessing intelectual thriller".
post #25 of 160
3/4/06 at 9:03pm
Wait.

Who's Kevin Willams?
post #26 of 160
3/4/06 at 9:12pm
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/player...e?statsId=6345
post #27 of 160
3/5/06 at 4:55pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Whitehead
I refuse to believe you can watch One Hour Photo, Something's Gotta Give, Girl Interrupted, The Mexican and Beyond The Sea in just six minutes.

.


LOL!!!
post #28 of 160
3/6/06 at 6:52pm
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Skeliton Key = An original supernatural thriller *** stars



Scary movie 2 **1/2 stars
post #29 of 160
3/6/06 at 7:22pm
Just a thought, but you might want to take time out from your hectic movie-watching schedule and invest in some spelling lessons.
post #30 of 160
3/8/06 at 3:58pm
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The whole 10 yards= ** stars

The wedding date= **1/2 stars
post #31 of 160
3/8/06 at 6:06pm
Spike1983 = ** out of **** stars.
post #32 of 160
3/11/06 at 4:56pm
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Mickey Blue eues *** stars

The stepford wives *** stars


Husle and flow *** stars
post #33 of 160
3/11/06 at 5:01pm
Your parents need to take your internet priveliges away.
post #34 of 160
3/11/06 at 7:02pm
This thread really had made my day.

Keep on keeping on Spike1983!! There's an almost zen aesthetic to your reviews that's really compelling. You're like an implacable, tight lipped Gene Shalit. Bless you. You've brightened my mid-afternoon considerably.

What did you thing of Das Boot?

Edited to add: These typos are all genuine, but whereas I'd normally catch and correct them, I'm going to leave them in place so as not to "harsh" this thread's ebullient "mellow."
post #35 of 160
3/13/06 at 4:13pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Your parents need to take your internet priveliges away.
If only because he gave Stepford Wives three stars.
post #36 of 160
3/15/06 at 4:44pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by almostsexy
This thread really had made my day.

Keep on keeping on Spike1983!! There's an almost zen aesthetic to your reviews that's really compelling. You're like an implacable, tight lipped Gene Shalit. Bless you. You've brightened my mid-afternoon considerably.

What did you thing of Das Boot?

Edited to add: These typos are all genuine, but whereas I'd normally catch and correct them, I'm going to leave them in place so as not to "harsh" this thread's ebullient "mellow."


Funny. I didin't see Das Boot yet
post #37 of 160
3/15/06 at 4:50pm
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Willard = Not as good as I expected. ** stars


The Boogy man Better than I expected. **1/2
post #38 of 160
3/15/06 at 5:23pm
You may actually be the single stupidest person ever to use the internet.
post #39 of 160
3/15/06 at 5:41pm
This thread = ***** out of **** stars.
post #40 of 160
3/15/06 at 5:48pm
Just curious Spike1983. You don't have a brother who goes by the handle "Anyname" do you?
post #41 of 160
3/23/06 at 5:18pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Death Surge
Just curious Spike1983. You don't have a brother who goes by the handle "Anyname" do you?


No I don't, why?
post #42 of 160
3/23/06 at 5:20pm
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Miss congeniality **1/2


Crash **** stars
post #43 of 160
3/24/06 at 12:32am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spike1983
Funny. I didin't see Das Boot yet
Are you going to see Das Boot, though?? It's definitely worth the three hours.

And also, I don't mean to be rude Spike, but I sort of have a criticism about your reviewing style. I'll try to make it as succinct and constructive as possible. You're definitely establishing your own gestalt, as it were, but I feel like you're sort of hedging you r bets. It's the half stars you dole out.

I get the idea, but I feel like it sort of undercuts the austerity of your established aesthetic. Also, it significantly increases the length of your reveiws, which could discourage increased readership.

Are you going to review Yes Nurse, No Nurse; or Hawaii, Oslo (a really interesting film, I thought)? I would give both of those movies a number of stars, but not the same number for each. I also wouldn't use 1/2 stars to soften my stance on the films (no offense).
post #44 of 160
3/25/06 at 5:03pm
delete
post #45 of 160
3/26/06 at 6:08pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by almostsexy
Are you going to see Das Boot, though?? It's definitely worth the three hours.

And also, I don't mean to be rude Spike, but I sort of have a criticism about your reviewing style. I'll try to make it as succinct and constructive as possible. You're definitely establishing your own gestalt, as it were, but I feel like you're sort of hedging you r bets. It's the half stars you dole out.

I get the idea, but I feel like it sort of undercuts the austerity of your established aesthetic. Also, it significantly increases the length of your reveiws, which could discourage increased readership.

Are you going to review Yes Nurse, No Nurse; or Hawaii, Oslo (a really interesting film, I thought)? I would give both of those movies a number of stars, but not the same number for each. I also wouldn't use 1/2 stars to soften my stance on the films (no offense).

LOL very funny I plan on seeing Das Boot over the next 2 weeks.
post #46 of 160
3/26/06 at 7:10pm
Suspicion Confirmed! Spike1983 IS Anyname.

The Proof? The above last post by Spike1983 I remember as posted by Anyname yesterday at 3:03PM. Apparently, upon spotting the mistep of using the wrong username for a reply, He edited the response today at 4:05PM to "delete", and then reposted it as Spike1983 a scant 3 Minutes later.

I feel strangely vindicated for my suspicion, although I can't for the life of me think of any reason why I would care. Must be the last beer I had....
post #47 of 160
3/27/06 at 8:33pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Death Surge



I feel strangely vindicated for my suspicion, although I can't for the life of me think of any reason why I would care. Must be the last beer I had....

LOL yeah it must be.


~ Jason ~

" Maybe she's born with it?"
post #48 of 160
3/28/06 at 1:43am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spike1983
LOL yeah it must be.


~ Jason ~

" Maybe she's born with it?"
If you're going to post, that's fine. But don't tease us by posting in this thread and not telling us what you thought of The Quarrel or No. 1 of Her Majesty's Secret Service (which, by the way, I would give 4 asterisks out of a possible 4). No half measures for me.
post #49 of 160
3/29/06 at 10:39am
Seriously, anyname, what is wrong with you? Do you have some kind of mental illness?
post #50 of 160
3/29/06 at 7:16pm
What the fuck is going on in here?
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