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post #1 of 17
3/3/06 at 3:11am
Thread Starter 
Kinda sick.





More pics here.

Official site here.

I dunno... this is sicker than I would have expected. It's getting quite a big release for a porno, and there are some familiar faces here.
post #2 of 17
3/3/06 at 4:53am
If you want really sick necrophiliac stuff, look no further than Nekromantik I and II, directed by Joerg Buttgereit (a director who is the very definition of auteur, albeit a sick one). I saw them on the big screen at the Scala Cinema in London, before it closed down...talk about burned into my impressionable young mind...ah, memories.
post #3 of 17
3/3/06 at 9:00am
For the love of all that is good and holy on this Earth, KILL THIS THREAD.
post #4 of 17
3/3/06 at 9:14am
Oh, for fuck's sake.
post #5 of 17
3/3/06 at 9:23am
In the Music forum:

Quote:
Originally Posted by fabfunk
Yes, yes, isn't it funny that Fabfunk started this thread? Har har, fuck dead women, har.
Meanwhile, in the sex forum:

Quote:
Originally Posted by fabfunk
I found zombie porn - and I recognise some of the stars! Awesome!
That learning curve can be a real bitch, huh?

Here's a clue: if you don't want to be the creepy porn guy, don't start creepy porn threads.
post #6 of 17
3/3/06 at 9:25am
So which one of those lovely ladies hasn't had the pleasure of your company? (yeah, yeah, I'm beating this horse comatose but seriously, what the fuck do you expect when he posts threads like this)
post #7 of 17
3/3/06 at 1:11pm
Thread Starter 
Wow, that's crazy.

I could've sworn people in the Sex Forum were supposed to post weird, crazy sex shit.

I'm sorry I deviated. What in the world was I thinking?
post #8 of 17
3/3/06 at 1:17pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by fabfunk

I'm sorry I deviated.
Great choice of words there, fab.
post #9 of 17
3/3/06 at 1:22pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by fabfunk
Wow, that's crazy.

I could've sworn people in the Sex Forum were supposed to post weird, crazy sex shit.

I'm sorry I deviated. What in the world was I thinking?

Oh come off it. You know exactly where all of this is coming from.
post #10 of 17
3/3/06 at 1:23pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by fabfunk
Wow, that's crazy.

I could've sworn people in the Sex Forum were supposed to post weird, crazy sex shit.

I'm sorry I deviated. What in the world was I thinking?
Seeing how the internet is 95% porn, surely there are more suited places to post this stuff?
post #11 of 17
3/3/06 at 1:39pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Brigden
Seeing how the internet is 95% porn, surely there are more suited places to post this stuff?

Okay, clearly I'm nuts.

What are you supposed to post in the "sex" forum?

Give me a guidebook, and I'll comply.
post #12 of 17
3/3/06 at 1:40pm
How about you just fuck off, you annoying, boring, creepy little twat?
post #13 of 17
3/3/06 at 1:53pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
How about you just fuck off, you annoying, boring, creepy little twat?
Ah! What have I done to your board???
post #14 of 17
3/3/06 at 1:59pm
Allright, I know I put the "beating a dead horse" picture up after Helix kept making necrophiliac jokes at fab. I am hearby officially retracting it. For the sweet love of crap, how can you be that blatantly idiotic to post a zombie porn thread when you're trying to shake the "likes dead porn stars" rep? Absolutley mind-boggling.
post #15 of 17
3/3/06 at 2:01pm
DUDE....that was...very unnecessary. Seriously.

Fabfunk...I think you just damaged at least 3 penises by posting that shit. I'm not getting hard for awhile...that's for damn sure...
post #16 of 17
3/3/06 at 2:03pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seemill
Allright, I know I put the "beating a dead horse" picture up after Helix kept making necrophiliac jokes at fab. I am hearby officially retracting it. For the sweet love of crap, how can you be that blatantly idiotic to post a zombie porn thread when you're trying to shake the "likes dead porn stars" rep? Absolutley mind-boggling.
To be honest, this stuff doesn't at all turn me on. I just think it's kinda weird, and that's why I posted it.

Whatever. Someone close this thread. Because, um... I dunno why, just do it.
post #17 of 17
3/3/06 at 2:11pm
And ban this creepy fucker while you're at it. That'd be swell.
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