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fabfunk vs JuddL

Poll Results: Who do you like better?

 
  • 73% (61)
    fabfunk
  • 26% (22)
    JuddL
83 Total Votes  
post #1 of 104
3/3/06 at 8:28pm
Thread Starter 
Who do you like better?
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post #2 of 104
3/3/06 at 8:33pm
This would be a much better poll if you'd outsourced it to anyname. Or Kurt Wimmer.
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post #3 of 104
3/3/06 at 9:07pm
Whoever wins, we lose.
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post #4 of 104
3/3/06 at 9:09pm
fabfunk's deviance is more amusing. He doesn't actively want to kill people, either - defiling a corpse doesn't technically "hurt" anyone.
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post #5 of 104
3/3/06 at 9:12pm
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Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
fabfunk's deviance is more amusing. He doesn't actively want to kill people, either - defiling a corpse doesn't technically "hurt" anyone.
Lest we forget.

Fabfunk: "I actually beat the shit out of an audience member afterwards."
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post #6 of 104
3/3/06 at 9:12pm
except baby jeebus.
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post #7 of 104
3/3/06 at 9:24pm
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Originally Posted by Russ Fischer
Fabfunk: "I actually beat the shit out of an audience member afterwards."
Yeah, but he wasn't disabled.

I hope.
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post #8 of 104
3/3/06 at 9:33pm
Yeah, Fabfunk may be creepy porn guy but JuddL's got some serious humanity issues (as does Chris Hill, lest we forget).
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post #9 of 104
3/3/06 at 9:46pm
This poll is a lot closer than I thought it would be. I think it's a lot easier to dislike a guy for thinking handicap people aren't human than it is to dislike a guy for whacking it to a dead porn star.
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post #10 of 104
3/3/06 at 9:56pm
This was a tough one, but I had to go with fabfunk. At least JuddL, despite being an absolutely horrible person, has the common decency to not constantly rub his obvious deficiencies as a human being in our faces all the time.
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post #11 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:06pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
This was a tough one, but I had to go with fabfunk. At least JuddL, despite being an absolutely horrible person, has the common decency to not constantly rub his obvious deficiencies as a human being in our faces all the time.
Yeah, but you voted for fabfunk? The question was, "Who do you like better?"
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post #12 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:08pm
Oh hell.

Can I have backsies? This'll teach me to read the forums when I just wake up from a nap.
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post #13 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:11pm
We'll just automatically take a vote away from fabfunk and give it to JuddL. We know what you really meant.
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post #14 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:12pm
Another thread for the MILLETTE MISINTERPRETS THINGS forum!
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post #15 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:12pm
...

;_;
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post #16 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:13pm
That makes it sound like you like JuddL better, but you voted for liking fabfunk more.
EDIT: Millette was called on this while I was typing.

fabfunk definitely creeps me the fuck out in the sex forum, but from what I've seen, he's completely fine on the rest of the board, discussing movies and music. Even if you think what he has to say is stupid on the rest of the board, that certainly doesn't make him any worse than a majority of the other users. The sex threads by him are horrendous. Just directly tell him not to post there anymore, since he doesn't seem to get the idea that we think they're awful.

JuddL never caught my attention until the "tards aren't people" comment, so I'll start paying attention now to see why else he's in this poll.
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post #17 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:18pm
Thing is, fabfunk brings his dumb everywhere. Just look at any of his stupid list threads, and read his "Mad Libs for Film Criticism Cliches" writing style. JuddL barely even registers. Aside from a few dumb conservative bullshit posts, I can barely remember anything about him aside from the whole "retards ain't people" bit.

And further evidence for the "fabfunk should be banned from Earth" prosecution:

Behold!

If that little "intro" thread isn't enough to forever brand the guy as being utterly useless in every capacity, what is? I posit that question to you.
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post #18 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:20pm
Did the guy really say retards aren't people? I've read some messed up, misguided statements on these boards, but that would rank pretty highly, if it was true.
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post #19 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:21pm
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Originally Posted by UserNameIndeed
JuddL never caught my attention until the "tards aren't people" comment, so I'll start paying attention now to see why else he's in this poll.
That's enough reason to be in this poll.
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post #20 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:24pm
Yeah, fabfunk doesn't contribute a whole lot pretty much anywhere. But I find it all funny.
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post #21 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:26pm
Thread Starter 
JuddL is in the poll because it's between the two people who got the most clowned this week.
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post #22 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:27pm
I think you need to count who's had a more detrimental effect on the forums overall. And to that degree, fabfunk is clearly light years ahead of JuddL. Sure, they're both insufferable cunts, but fabfunk is an insufferable cunt in just about every single forum.
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post #23 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:30pm
Just about every single day, too.
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post #24 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:32pm
Retards are people? The devil you say! Seriously though that post of fabfunk's about throwin' a beatin' on the Haysid is clearly bull shit. Even if it weren't, he beat up a haysid. What was his next move? Curb jacking a Brownie?
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post #25 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:34pm
fabfunk takes more punishment from everybody than JuddL. that's amusing. sometimes.
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post #26 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:34pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Wowzers.
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post #27 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:36pm
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Originally Posted by UserNameIndeed
Wowzers.
That thread is like finding the true face of God, and then finding out he's been laughing at you this whole time.
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post #28 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:41pm
I love that intro thread. When the only people sticking up for you are Bunny Dracula, mrstiffie, Jabba and the Scorched Planet guys, it's a pretty safe bet that you pooched the living fuck out of your grand entrance.
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post #29 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:42pm
That intro thread is brutally selfish.
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post #30 of 104
3/3/06 at 10:57pm
I now understand the fabfunk backlash.
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post #31 of 104
3/3/06 at 11:19pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Did I miss the boat? Was I supposed to post an asinine introduction?

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Originally Posted by Alex B
Did the guy really say retards aren't people? I've read some messed up, misguided statements on these boards, but that would rank pretty highly, if it was true.
http://chud.com/forums/showpost.php?...8&postcount=55

I voted for Fab. He’s good for a few laughs and he makes everyone else look good. Plus it's funny how he can't tell people are irritated by him. "Anyone wanna rate my rentals?" Pure gold.
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post #32 of 104
3/3/06 at 11:31pm
Yeah you can second or third me on that whole understanding the Fabfunk hate thing. After checking out the sex thread posts just before and now reading that intro:
Holy fucking shit.
Sorry for previously not believing.
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post #33 of 104
3/4/06 at 1:07am
roflolmao
IS THE END COMING FOR US TOO????

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/s...61#post8053261
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post #34 of 104
3/4/06 at 1:11am
Oh my god!

He did an "I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK WAAAAAAAAAAAH!" thread?!

That's hilarious! He's like a five thousand piece jigsaw puzzle, and the completed picture will be a sad clown on black velvet.
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post #35 of 104
3/4/06 at 1:14am
And wait a minute, he didn't get kicked out of RottenTomatoes at all! He was just trying to make a pathetic bid for sympathy!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
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post #36 of 104
3/4/06 at 1:16am
No that post is a complete original.
It's an "I'm leaving, but I'll probably post here ONCE A WEEK" thread.

INNOVATOR!
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post #37 of 104
3/4/06 at 1:24am
He was a fucking ROCKSTAR at the board, apparently.
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post #38 of 104
3/4/06 at 1:25am
Four times in a row!

How many times DID they ban his retard ass, anyway?
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post #39 of 104
3/4/06 at 1:30am
He's just leaving his options open.
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post #40 of 104
3/4/06 at 2:32am
They loved him. He must be a misunderstood genuis that we will only understand 250,000 years from now.
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post #41 of 104
3/4/06 at 2:55am
Or they could be a forum full of mouthbreathers.
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post #42 of 104
3/4/06 at 3:14am
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Originally Posted by wadew1
"Was it you who almost fought those people after seeing A History of Violence?"

Yowza, we've been hoodwinked. Though I knew the truth, like with Santa and Intelligent Deisgn, I always hoped that story was true.
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post #43 of 104
3/4/06 at 3:25am
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And if any of you are in NYC, specifically women, let's catch a movie together
Classy.
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post #44 of 104
3/4/06 at 3:39am
Now I'm emberressed for him. The scary thing is it's only just now, and not with the whole zombie porn thing.
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post #45 of 104
3/4/06 at 4:09am
Wait a second. If that goodbye was only a few weeks ago, and he's been a member of CHUD since 2004, like it says on his thing, then what was with that intro thread saying he was kicked off of Rotten Tomatoes...

What the fuck is going on?
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post #46 of 104
3/4/06 at 4:55am
That place is a fucking goldmine. Here's 100 of his favorite things in the world.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/s...1&page=1&pp=30
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post #47 of 104
3/4/06 at 8:12am
"Never been to the beach with any ladyfriends, unfortunately, but I'd love to. Preferrably one with iguanas."

That's just great, listen to him bare his soul. He probably couldn't drag the bodies that far.
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post #48 of 104
3/4/06 at 8:51am
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Okay, it's more myth than truth most of the time, but they are out there. For what? Well, for me, it's the fantasy that a) I can be persuasively sexy enough to make them change their own orientation, or b) They like franks AND tacos
I think it's the other way around if we go by what he's posted already.

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We live in a modern world where we have become so homogenized that we could easily insult those around us simply with a look. Younger generations are being coddled beyond belief, and through America's "No Child Left Behind" plan, we are telling our children that it's not alright to be superior, a train of thought that contradicts our overseas policies. Let's face it, you, me, everybody... we all deserve a little hate, because as nice as our neighbors have become, they will become victims to merciless fate as well.
I think Chris Hill and Judd would agree with you.
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post #49 of 104
3/4/06 at 8:56am
Quote:
Originally Posted by fabfunk
Christ, are there that many things more gratifying than taking a kid aside and teaching him about life? Telling him what's the best cologne for getting laid, assuring him that every kid gets a boner at inopportune times, exhibiting why exactly George Lucas has lost it with these recent STAR WARS films, and even showing them... THE WAY. It's a beautiful thing.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOL
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post #50 of 104
3/4/06 at 9:01am
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Okay, maybe it's base, primitive, and wholly disrespectful and degrading to women (and, in more cases than you'd initially think, men). But shoot, it's immediate tittilation, a realm of joyous fetishes uncomfortable, gross and completely galvanizing. Pornography is the ultimate expression of our own humanity, wrestled in the lap of sexuality, perhaps the chief element in our own personalities
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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