fabfunk vs JuddL - Page 2

Scary, man.

Um....yeah. Monkeys? Not cool.

This sentence did not need to be finished.

.........too easy.

Reading about fabfunk's dick, it was suddenly so clear. His dick wouldn't stop, it would never leave him. It would never hurt him or shout at him or get drunk and hit him or say it was too busy to spend time with him. And it would die to protect him.

In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.

That 100 Things thread is noteworthy though, since it contains a picture of an actual living porn star.

Now, c'mon, using my INTRO post from two years ago is totally unfair. I never started a thread like that again.

And as for the Rotten Tomatoes stuff, I was banned, but they let me back in, because it was unjust to begin with. Nevertheless, I averaged something like 25 posts a day over there, and contributed to every conversation, to the point where less scrutiny was given to what I said. Therefore, I was a lot less careful as to what I posted. Needless to say, when you post that often at a board like that, you don't say anything with a lot of humility or guarded intellectualism. That's 30,000 posts worth.

It's a different guy. A different persona. Pssha.

Anyway, I guess after the introduction of those threads, I might as well be losing to this JuddL character, whom I can't even recall. I'm not taking all this seriously, but I probably should not venture into the sex forum again (even though I didn't really start anything all that terrible before the zombie porn thing). And I'd like to go on the record, not like it matters, that I don't whack off to dead pornstars.

And I think anyone who's paying attention will note that I try to contribute positively, I do not start flame wars, I try to stay on point, I'm not racist and I don't have any problems with those of you here who actively hate me. I would buy any of you a drink if I ever came across you. Afterwards we can check out my stash of pornstar corpses in my basement. Ha, ha.

Oh, little fabfunk. It's far too late for you ever to have credibility again.

Brad, are you never not on CHUD?

Are you Multiple Man?

I'm still sticking with my first reaction to this thread. I just don't understand the necessity. That intro thread is still wowzers, though.

Again, you two, there's an ignore button. While fabfunk gets hate from the few people in this thread, Millette is the only one who feels it's necessary to continually remind him that he's hated. Why? I can't imagine the fabfunk's forgetting. One guy surely isn't going to make him leave the boards.

If you ever came across me, I'd have you arrested.

Fabfunk should pretend to kick Millette's ass in the parking lot.

No! I'm dainty! I can't take that kind of imaginary abuse!

Normally I don't post in threads about which I don't give a shit.

This shit is weak, though.

I must've missed the Judd situation. Linky?

And I find Fabster very funny. Most likely unintentionally. I mean, that History of Violence stuff was hilarious. Come on now.

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70209

I like fabfunk immeasurably more than the handicap basher. fab could have an entire house filled with cold, beef jerky porn stars lying around, and I would still like him more than JuddL. There's more than enough of JuddL's brand of ignorance down here where I live.

I don't know much about fabfunk aside from what you guys have posted here, but this had me laughing. My hat's off to you Crow.

Fabfunk's 100 Favorite Things!!!

28 Corona
My favorite alcoholic beverage. I love slugging one of these bad boys down, just letting it trickle down your throat like God urinating along the side of a brick of gold. I could down eight before I know what time it is. My favorite post-hangover beverage, something that's SURE to kill me one day.


or

"The severly handicapped lack both rationality and second order desires, so they are not persons in the strictest sense of the word. Are they human? Of course, don't be so absurd and reactionary".
"I didn't forget it, it was the first remark I made and I stand by it. The severly handicapped, those unable to take care of themselves in the least, are disabled people but they are not persons".

This sentance from the post on RT declaring his love of Steaks is like one of those old 3D pics from the 90's....if you stare at it long enough, the hidden truth can be seen within.

Jesus, just read the Juddl thread. This made the choice a lot harder.

Can't we just hate them both?

I say we just tie their cocks together and push 'em down a steep hill.

Pity is, as of yet, an overlooked option here, but profound loathing feels more appropriate.

You guys love me and you know it.

Without my vague philosophical interjections who would you have to misinterpret but eachother?

Oh, fuck off. Nobody misinterpreted you. You're just a fucking monster.

Well, there's no misunderstanding THAT.

From the Funk:
Don't know why, but this cracked me up.


This thread is pretty foolish. Is there anyone at CHUD you couldn't compile a "worst of" list that makes them look ridiculous? If you truly can't abide somone, ignore them.

I concur with Halbauer that "this shit is weak".

Fabfunk on why he was banned from RT-
The reason, as ridiculous as it was, was because I decided to heed the call of fellow posters/friends and write erotic fiction and post it, to the chagrin of the new moderators. They banned me.

What, he didn't heed the call of his muse? Poor show.

I like that he thinks the reason is ridiculous.

That puzzle will NEVER be complete.

The clown's just gonna keep gettin' sadder.

I know the call is great...I know it's gonna be hard to resist for some of you......but as a fellow poster, dedicated to these boards, and their continued survival and sporadic greatness......but even more importantly, as a human being....I beg you.....DON'T POST FABFUNK's EROTICA.

I wasn't planning on it, Crow.

But thanks for taking that hit for the team, man. We appreciate it.

Unfortunately, said story has been lost to the winds of time. You won't find it anywhere, sadly. I'll be happy to autograph anything else of mine you can find, though.

Needless to say, it made "In Cold Blood" look like "Angels And Demons".

Did it have squirting in it?

Why post his erotica when truth is much stranger than fiction?
Experience his epic quest of discovery in these threads-
Ejaculating
Cumming A Lot
I have a sexual problem

43-18. JuddL needs a miracle.

Come on, man. Anti-handicapped erotica. We all want it. Make our dreams come true.

The EROTIC FICTION is probably gone forever due to the Ridiculous censorship at Rotten Tomatoes.

IT BURNS IT BURNS LIKE HYGIENE.

It is no longer disturbing to me that fabfunk started a thread about squirting.

I have moved beyond this to being absolutely creeped out there are people keeping that thread alive.

The same actually goes for JuddL and the wastes of good sperm currently working the "Retards Aren't People" thread.

For every one that falls, two shall rise.

Oh crap, I thought the poll question was who is worst, not who you liked best.

Lot of that going around.

Read folks. You're making yourselves look silly.

Wow, this has become the definitive fabfunk retrospective. Well done, gents!

I am in tears as I write this. This is easily the funniest thing I have ever come across on this site. Fabfunk, I'm glad you seemed to take all this in such good spirits. Everyone who contributed to this, thank you very much.

I needed this. It's good to see a page where everyone's getting along and contributing to something positive. No trolling or name-calling. See, it's not all doom and gloom.

You really, really didn't read this thread very well, did you.

Ha! This from the fellow who, by his own admission, voted for the wrong pariah! (smiley face thing here)

This thread seemed more like a celebration of absurdity than anything else. And anyone who can handle being publicly emasculated with his own words with that much equanimity can't be all bad.

Well, maybe fabfunk can be all bad, but still... (I don't venture into the sex forums much, so I'm not that intimately acquainted with perhaps the "worst" aspects of his humanity, and I'd like to keep it that way).

I'm just curious, would you consider him a "troll?" I wouldn't, but obviously, I don't really have a lot of experience with them. His "intro" post certainly seemed thoughtless, but not necessarily antagonistic.

Wow. Can't believe I missed this. Crazy shit. That said, fab ain't so bad, a little wierd, but lets remember this is the internet, I doubt he's nearly as annoying in real life.

Unless he's a flaming homo, like that dude on all those crappy VH1 and E! shows.

No, I just consider fabfunk a waste of a perfectly good zygote.

This thread is like a choose-your-own-adventure of mirth and raucous abandon.

I went back to re-read it (God help me), and realized there were whole other threads (like fabfunk's "How Am I Doing?" thread), that I had somehow passed over initially. In this thread, where fabfunk makes the crucial misstep of asking for affirmation from the boards; neither Slater nor Brad Millette seem too pleased with this course of action, and let their displeasure be known with hilariously spectacular results!!

Almostsexy, I have to ask for my own curiousity. You're going over all these threads (which I can't blame you for, there's some good stuff there) and I'm wondering. Where do you find the time for all this?

I'm feeling jealous, this is the first time in awhile I've been able to spend some time here. Our PC has been heavily used for school work, Sims etc lately. I'm only in here to avoid watching "The Lizzie McGuire Movie"!!

Damn. Spoke too soon, the Sims lovers are back. I'm gooooonnne.