True Porn Clerk Stories

Pretty funny, but I work at a video store (although with tamer porn room - No manga or piss tapes) and I've never had anything that crazy as mentioned on that site. I thought at first this store was porn only, but she mentioned kids rent there and there is seperate sections so I assume it's a regular video store.

My three best porn renter storys. 1: first week on the job, a older lady, late 50's early 60's, comes in to pay Her daughter's late charge. It was a hardcore shemale video. 2: Some guy once asked my opinion on the porn He was renting, I guess it isn't that big of deal considering this website but when I guy asks " Have you seen this one? is it good?" and I don't rent porn, it's pretty akward. I went with the "look at the title and tell him I haven't seen it" approch, rather than the saying " I don't rent PORN" approch. 3: Some lady bought two porn videos, and asked for a gift receipt . It came to over 50 bucks, it was in december (meaning Christmas) and she asked for a gift receipt. The Receipt and the Price tells me it wasn't a prank gift.

Ah, these are good bits.

"David Cop-A-Feel" just cracks me up.

Countdown to Millette showing up in this thread and screaming at fabfunk 5...4...3...2...

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I remember when working at a Movie Gallery about a year ago a guy came in bragged about how he had gotten a huge scholarship from UCONN, and managed to finagle things so he got all the money in straight-up cash or credit. He then proceeded to our porn room in the back, where he spent the next three hours sitting on the floor going through virtually every single title we had and stacking them in various piles and basically acting like the fate of the universe depended on him sorting the entire collection alphabetically by the third word in the box back's text.

Finally after an incredible amount of time he comes back with about $500 dollars worth of porn in towering stacks. Our counters were covered with the stuff, I simply couldn't wrap my brain around the amount of porn he was getting in one go. The best part was there was a family behind him in line, and their daughter who looked like she was about 9 was just staring at these massive stacks of porno with a look of astonishment. I felt like a piece of shit just ringing the guy up. And the worst part was that apparently he came back for even more stuff later on that day.

Enough of your borax, poindexter.

I think this somehow reprogrammed my computer. Now, all it does is talk about nasty porn, and then makes fun of itself. Odd....

See, now you guys are just calling me out. That's the second time today. Amuse yourselves, dammit.

Yaaaaaaay! He's here!