As moderated by me.
I normally don't care for list threads, but for some reason I'm compelled to start this.
This is a list of assholes. Not bad guys. Not super villains. I generally define an asshole as a character who is arbitrarily mean, selfish, two-faced, or a bully. Plans of world domination and/or destruction do not an asshole make, therefore Darth Vader and Blofeld are out of the running. The blonde kid from The Karate Kid? He's an asshole. Bob Morton from RoboCop? Asshole. Carlos (michael's brother in law) from Godfather? Debatable asshole since he was played for a patsy by a rival gang. He's more like Freido.
I will be judging the validity of choices and eliminating any I see unfit. Once we reach 30 the list is closed. We will then move on to other futile pursuits to fill our lonely hours.
I'll throw the opening pitch-
1) Peter Weller in First Born. Scumbag that moves into single mom Teri Garr's suburban home and treats her two kids like shit. His highest aspiration is to start dealing out of the house. After a knock-down fight with the teenage son, he gets a beat down and is chased from the house like the dog he is. Oh, and Corey Haim whacks the shit out of him with a baseball bat, so he's a pussy too.
I normally don't care for list threads, but for some reason I'm compelled to start this.
This is a list of assholes. Not bad guys. Not super villains. I generally define an asshole as a character who is arbitrarily mean, selfish, two-faced, or a bully. Plans of world domination and/or destruction do not an asshole make, therefore Darth Vader and Blofeld are out of the running. The blonde kid from The Karate Kid? He's an asshole. Bob Morton from RoboCop? Asshole. Carlos (michael's brother in law) from Godfather? Debatable asshole since he was played for a patsy by a rival gang. He's more like Freido.
I will be judging the validity of choices and eliminating any I see unfit. Once we reach 30 the list is closed. We will then move on to other futile pursuits to fill our lonely hours.
I'll throw the opening pitch-
1) Peter Weller in First Born. Scumbag that moves into single mom Teri Garr's suburban home and treats her two kids like shit. His highest aspiration is to start dealing out of the house. After a knock-down fight with the teenage son, he gets a beat down and is chased from the house like the dog he is. Oh, and Corey Haim whacks the shit out of him with a baseball bat, so he's a pussy too.



