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Vanishing Socks III

post #1 of 22
Thread Starter 
There's a Muffin making company called Otis Spunkmeyer. Does this mean James Cameron is a big fan of Muffiny snacks?
post #2 of 22
Speaking of which, Billy Bigguns said the reaming wasn't intentional. Frankly, I don't believe him.
post #3 of 22
It not only weighed more than I anticipated, but it was covered in coarse little hairs.
post #4 of 22
Thread Starter 
Despite what she says, I'm perfectly comfortable with having a pink iPod.
post #5 of 22
It cost about $350 by itself. The testicles were extra.
post #6 of 22
The other ones are complete bullshit.
post #7 of 22
I couldn't find my pants this morning...so I just stayed home. I wonder where they are.
post #8 of 22
Four.
post #9 of 22
The man at the store said bean bag filling was inedible, but some things we must learn on our own.
post #10 of 22
It wasn't so much that the meat tasted funny, it's that it just wouldn't stop wriggling.
post #11 of 22
You can buy fluffy animals with a filling that, if you put them in the microwave, heat up so you can be warm and cuddle a fluffy toy at the same time. The filling, however, is made of a dried wheat so, when you have heated them up half a dozen times or so, they cook and start to smell of porridge. Then your fluffy animal smells of porridge. That's lame. Putting a fluffy animal in the microwave is fun though.
Hot water bottles may lack personality, but they don't smell like porridge. The solution is to put googly eyes on your hot water bottle.
post #12 of 22
Liberty or death? Look, do they make just plain old pancakes at this place, or not?
post #13 of 22
I TOLD you not to lick the basketball. Now you see what happens?
post #14 of 22
I want nothing more than to strip naked and let the tree frogs work their magic.
post #15 of 22
I tried to roll down Rodeo with a shotgun. I got lost on Pico.
post #16 of 22
Then she's lying.
post #17 of 22
What do you mean that was uncalled for? Did you see what the guy did to my Prius?
post #18 of 22
...is no longer funny.

I regret, rue, and lament starting that thread today.
post #19 of 22
Chester Limpitz of Polson, Montana died like that. What a stupid way to inject steroids.
post #20 of 22
There's gotta be an easier way to do this, other than anal.
post #21 of 22
That's entirely the wrong form.
post #22 of 22
I just can't figure out why you would put something so beige on a hamburger.
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