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Spurlock Mocks Retards During School Assembly

post #1 of 22
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Speaking at Hatboro-Horsham High School's first-ever health fair, Morgan Spurlock joked about the intelligence of McDonald's employees, about "retarded kids in the back wearing helmets" and teachers smoking pot in the balcony.

The special education students in the back row were led by teachers out of the hourlong presentation.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060326/...aker_speech_11
post #2 of 22
D'oh!
post #3 of 22
Can't wait for the Spurlock/Ultimate Warrior World Tour!
post #4 of 22
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Originally Posted by wadew1
Can't wait for the Spurlock/Ultimate Warrior World Tour!
Between this quote and Bob's Spot avatar, my inner child just Squee'd.

That's right. It made a "squee!" noise.
post #5 of 22
Retarded kids working in the back of McDonalds clears up a lot for me. I used to think the employees were spitting in my food on purpose, turns out it was just old fashioned retarded drool.
post #6 of 22
I'd like to see a full quote of what was said, in context.
post #7 of 22
Offensive comments or not, the kids at this school have way better assemblies than I used to get. I think the most memorable speaker we had was some lady who could spin 5 basketballs on her body at one time. I don’t even think they were regulation league balls either. What a bitch.
post #8 of 22
Thread Starter 
They were school balls, too. And she made off with the two good ones that weren't all smoothed over.
post #9 of 22
She should have tried spinning those red playground balls.
post #10 of 22
You’re right, those were the school’s basketballs. It completely fucked up my prowess as the lunchtime blacktop king of the courts. I had a jump shot sweeter than a nun’s cunt.
post #11 of 22
Was she naked during the ball spinning? Because that would've been an assembly.
post #12 of 22
Fully clothed. But I can’t complain too much. It got me out of Mr. Love’s science class for one afternoon. Me and my friends would all joke that instead of Mr. Love he should have been named Mr. Assface. The reason for this being that he wasn’t very loving and his face resembled an ass. Me and my friends would always laugh about this, then we’d ask Randy the janitor if he’d buy us some Coors. I miss Randy and his tales of prison lore.
post #13 of 22
Nice to be un-PC eh Morgan?
post #14 of 22
As someone who had the unfortunate happenstance of working at McDonalds for 4 months, I can attest that a majority of the employees there are seriously swimming in the shortend of the gene pool.
Now, you want some truly mind-boggling morons, go to one of my local Burger Kings here in Chicago. I think they may actually have an IQ hiring cap
post #15 of 22
Arby’s only hires people who have a PhD. But none of them can cook so there food tastes like carny ass.
post #16 of 22
Well, that explains their business good enough.
post #17 of 22
Here's Spurlock's reply to the criticism:

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To the Students, Teachers, Parents, Administrators of Hatboro Horsham High School, the Hatboro Horsham Education Foundation, and anyone else who has now heard of the events of last Friday in Pennsylvania,

Throughout the year, I travel to various colleges and high schools to talk about my experiences in making Super SIze Me, the impact it has had on me and the community, and what kids can do to make a difference in their own lives. That was my goal when I went to speak to the students of Hatboro Horsham High School.

As I told both the principal and superintendent of schools after my lecture, it is never my intent to insult or demean anyone – and I understand how some of my remarks may have offended some in attendance and if you feel they did, then I am deeply sorry.

When I speak at schools, I try to express my views on difficult topics with humor and a joking mannerism. I try to connect with students by conveying my thoughts in an accessible form, using the same speech and tone that they or I would use in any other lively conversation. One student even said to me, “you didn’t say anything that we aren’t going to hear later on TV,” and that was my sole intent.

I do, however, believe it is very important for me to address many of the points made in the media.

First and most importantly, it should be made clear that the only person I called “retarded” was myself when I was unable to hear a question from the audience. Having done work with special needs children in the past, something this hurtful would never come from my lips. I did make an aside about kids sleeping in the back wearing helmets, which was done with no malicious intent (I was playing it as a slacker reference to the Jon Heder character in the upcoming film “Benchwarmers,” a reference which was lost and, as I was later told, there were no actual students wearing helmets in the back).

I have also been portrayed as someone who spewed profanity for a full hour. To set the record straight, I said only five “dirty” words during the entire speech.

The Superintendent said to me backstage that the only words he had problems with were the “F-Bombs,” (of which there were only two) so perhaps I should have toned down even those two uses, but as another student told me, it’s nothing they hadn’t heard before.

It has also been said that I insulted faculty, when in actuality, all I was doing was making a joke at their expense for the enjoyment of the students. While the main floor of the auditorium was full, 7 or 8 teachers sat up in the balcony. During the Q&A after my talk, I asked them if they had any questions for me. They shook their heads no and I said to the kids, “You see, while you guys sit down here and watch, the teachers sit up in the balcony and smoke pot.” The students roared with laughter, and once again, that was all I wanted to do: entertain the kids.

Lastly, in the article it quoted me as saying that the greatest lesson those kids learned was the importance of freedom of speech. When saying that, I did not mean that you have the right to insult anyone at will (as many people have interpreted it.) I was referring to the fact that the group that hired me to speak asked that I not mention McDonald’s in any of my talk because one of their board members owns a franchise. That would be like asking Neil Armstrong to speak but tell him he can’t bring up walking on the moon, so needless to say, I didn’t agree to their censorship.

Please know that any comment I made in my speech was done in a comical tone without an ounce of vindictive purpose. While it may be too late for apologies for many in the community, I hope this in some small way can start to make amends with the rest of you.

As an individual who fights daily for us all to find some common ground in this world, I am hopeful that the work I do can continue to generate a positive dialogue, inspire action and make this world a better place.

Sincerely,

Morgan Spurlock
From his blog.
post #18 of 22
I don't know what the big deal is. It's not like retards are people anyway, am I right JuddL?

High five!
post #19 of 22
So, since Spurlock is a documentarian and everything, is it true that the teachers at this school are potheads???
post #20 of 22
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Originally Posted by Matt Goldberg
I don't know what the big deal is. It's not like retards are people anyway, am I right JuddL?

High five!
Beat me to it! Bastard!
post #21 of 22
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Originally Posted by Matt Goldberg
I don't know what the big deal is. It's not like retards are people anyway, am I right JuddL?

High five!
I must have missed this one. What this all about?
post #22 of 22
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Originally Posted by The Alexor
I must have missed this one. What this all about?
http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89560
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