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MySpace Morbidity!

post #1 of 27
3/28/06 at 7:02pm
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Web site compiles list of known MySpace deaths, suicides and murderers.

While a few of the people seem like they're probably better off dead (ex. the dude who fell down a flight of stairs while drunk) most of this site is pretty sad. And if you weren't afraid of car accidents before, you will be after seeing all these deaths.
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post #2 of 27
3/28/06 at 7:44pm
It's fun to scroll down the page and try to guess the cause of death from their picture before reading the text.
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post #3 of 27
3/28/06 at 8:33pm
So when it says Shot does it mean suicide or murdered?
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post #4 of 27
3/28/06 at 8:47pm
Murdered.

The strangest has to be the girl whose cause of death was "rough sex" at the hands of some Johnny Depp wannabe.
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post #5 of 27
3/28/06 at 9:31pm
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Originally Posted by Hewlett
Murdered.

The strangest has to be the girl whose cause of death was "rough sex" at the hands of some Johnny Depp wannabe.
Yeah, that one was probably the most sordid, mentioning the "bed spring with a rust-colored stain on it."
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post #6 of 27
3/28/06 at 11:15pm
Holy hell, that's a lot of car accidents. There's something just really compelling about surfing through these profiles, but I do feel a little dirty finding interest in this.
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post #7 of 27
3/29/06 at 3:14am
Holy shit...it's late and I'm tired and against my better judgment I clicked on this.

This is fucked up. Weird and disturbing. I noticed one of a girl who committed suicide and there was a link to her last MySpace post. Again, aginst my better judgment I took a look and she actually posted a "Fuck everyone, I'm stepping in front of the train tomorrow" message.

And then she did! (I'm assuming this is authentic)

Worse still are the comments people left on her site. Things like "Dumb bitch."
"God kills another emo," and worse. People are horrible.

I hereby vow to NEVER ever complain about the CHUD boards again. I love you, CHUD boards. Devin, next time I'm in NY, I'm totally buying you a round.
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post #8 of 27
3/29/06 at 5:13am
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Originally Posted by Hewlett
Murdered.

The strangest has to be the girl whose cause of death was "rough sex" at the hands of some Johnny Depp wannabe.

Yeah. An interesting note: from a glance at her myspace, she seemed to have an affinity for Johnny Depp movies...
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post #9 of 27
3/29/06 at 5:25am
They're missing at least one suicide. An acquaintance of mine shot himself last Christmas.
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post #10 of 27
3/29/06 at 5:31am
I havent been able to go through all of them but is the guy from the band Suburban Legends in there?
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post #11 of 27
3/29/06 at 6:46am
Wow, they're quick; they've already got Seattle's Capitol Hill death spree victims up in there. It's still front page stuff here.
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post #12 of 27
3/29/06 at 9:30am
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Originally Posted by Werbal Kint
And if you weren't afraid of car accidents before, you will be after seeing all these deaths.
I wouldn't say afraid, but still.....Jesus....

I think the morbid upshot to this site is discovering there are far less suicides than one might think. Hell, out of the 6, 3 of them are just really stupid accidents.
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post #13 of 27
3/29/06 at 10:21am
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Originally Posted by CDI F. Kelly
I hereby vow to NEVER ever complain about the CHUD boards again. I love you, CHUD boards. Devin, next time I'm in NY, I'm totally buying you a round.
Buying Devin drinks will save at least 10 myspace lives.
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post #14 of 27
3/29/06 at 10:23am
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Originally Posted by kingcujoI
Buying Devin drinks will save at least 10 myspace lives.
Only if he drives after consuming them.
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post #15 of 27
3/29/06 at 10:28am

you BROKE my COWCATCHER



do me a favore
call Mr. Engineer
tell him to bring a mop
i'm soooooooooooooo sorry <3
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post #16 of 27
3/29/06 at 10:35am
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette


do me a favore
call Mr. Engineer
tell him to bring a mop
i'm soooooooooooooo sorry <3
Beautiful.

I've learned a few things about myspace (and teens in general) from that website...

1. Pretty much every retard has a picture of themselves flashing fake gang signs or drinking/smoking.

2. Kids really like to run into poles with their cars.

3. It's cool to be buried in the jersey of your favorite football team.

4. Everyone has a bright future. Regardless of past convictions.
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post #17 of 27
3/29/06 at 2:53pm
It's one of the two rules of life:
  1. Everybody who dies young was a beautiful person, full of life, and had great potential
  2. Everybody who has a fatal illness is courageous and inspirational
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post #18 of 27
3/29/06 at 2:57pm
Stop stalking my boards, Werbal!
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post #19 of 27
3/29/06 at 3:33pm
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Hey! I Googled this fair and square!
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post #20 of 27
3/30/06 at 12:13pm
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They update this site pretty fast. They've got like 4 new ones on there.
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post #21 of 27
3/30/06 at 1:13pm
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Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
They update this site pretty fast. They've got like 4 new ones on there.
Sounds like the work of the MySpace Killer.
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post #22 of 27
3/30/06 at 5:36pm
My favorite is the huge (ie. HUGE) girl who was involved in a swinger relationship with a married couple. She died of complications from her birth control pills. HIL-arious.

If you don't look at that and laugh then there is something wrong with you. You are obviously worse off than her and will most likely be next on this list.
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post #23 of 27
3/30/06 at 11:30pm
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Someone actually got her ham-esque visage tattooed on their skin! My God, this country is hilarious!
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post #24 of 27
3/31/06 at 5:22am


So who's going to be the first to use this as their avatar?

It won't be me.
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post #25 of 27
3/31/06 at 3:56pm
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Originally Posted by Egg
Sounds like the work of the MySpace Killer.
Somewhere, Kevin Williamson is thanking you.
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post #26 of 27
3/31/06 at 4:20pm
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Originally Posted by Nigel St. Buggering


So who's going to be the first to use this as their avatar?

It won't be me.
Her swinger "friends" have a whole stable of overweight women in provocative poses on their friends list... which is... weird. Interesting fetish though, I guess...
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post #27 of 27
3/31/06 at 5:58pm


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