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post #1 of 15
3/31/06 at 12:13am
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_Ball_%28film%29

GEORGE LUCAS IS NOT INTERESTING IN FIRST
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post #2 of 15
3/31/06 at 12:17am
George Lucas is what???

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post #3 of 15
3/31/06 at 12:19am
an amazing thread has been started
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post #4 of 15
3/31/06 at 12:33am
Wait...

He has French written under his name. I shall try to communicate with him:

George Lucas es quoi? Je n'ais pas compris ce que tu as ecrit...

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post #5 of 15
3/31/06 at 12:37am
OOps! Sorry Dagon...didn't see that line in the article and thought YOU were the bad writer. My bad...

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post #6 of 15
3/31/06 at 12:54am
I wonder what I can contribute to wikipedia...
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post #7 of 15
3/31/06 at 1:24am
Nothing that isn't already there.
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post #8 of 15
3/31/06 at 1:27am
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Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
Nothing that isn't already there.
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Originally Posted by Wikipedia
Also, some T-shirts have "Necrophilia: the overwhelming urge to crack open a cold one" written on them.
I want one of those shirts.
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post #9 of 15
3/31/06 at 2:28am
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From Wikipedia:

In 2002, World Wrestling Entertainment ran the infamous Katie Vick storyline as part of a feud between Triple H and Kane. In the storyline, Triple H accused Kane of killing Katie Vick, who had rejected Kane's romantic advances, and raping her corpse. Triple H also threatened to show footage of Kane's "crimes." Later, he showed the alleged footage, which cleverly showed Triple H dressed as Kane simulating an act of necrophilia on a mannequin dressed as Vick. The reaction from viewers and wrestling fans alike was so negative that WWE was forced to quickly end the storyline.
Nuts. And I stopped watching the WWE just the year before. That would've been funny to see.
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post #10 of 15
3/31/06 at 5:38am
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Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
Nothing that isn't already there.
Heartiest laugh i have had all week.
Thanks for that.
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post #11 of 15
3/31/06 at 6:01am
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Originally Posted by Brendan
Nuts. And I stopped watching the WWE just the year before. That would've been funny to see.
I stopped watching then too, and never regretted it until now. That storyline is just insane enough to take professional wrestling from homoerotic soap opera to absurdist modern art.
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post #12 of 15
3/31/06 at 1:44pm
Among animals

Necrophilia appears to be common in animals, with a number of confirmed observations. Kees Moeliker made one of these observations while he was sitting in his office at the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, when he heard the distinctive thud of a bird hitting the glass facade of the building. Upon inspection, he discovered a drake mallard lying dead about two meters from the building. Next to the downed bird there was a second drake mallard standing close by. As he observed the odd couple, the living drake picked at the corpse of the dead one for a few minutes and then, without provocation, it mounted the corpse and began copulating with it. The act of necrophilia lasted for about 75 minutes, in which time, according to Moeliker, the living drake took two short breaks before resuming with copulating behavior. Moeliker surmised that at the time of the collision with the window the two mallards were engaged in a common motif in duck behavior which is called rape flight. "When one died the other one just went for it and didn't get any negative feedback -- well, didn't get any feedback," according to Moeliker. This is the first recorded case of homosexual necrophilia in the Mallard duck.


Hot story, no?
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post #13 of 15
3/31/06 at 1:45pm
He gayly banged his dead duck friend for 75 minutes, which included 2 short breaks.
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post #14 of 15
3/31/06 at 4:32pm
>re-animator yadda yadda The absurdity culminates in an ingeniously off-color slapstick-surreal double entendre: the "re-animated" surgeon holds out his severed head and attempts to perform cunnilingus on the daughter, who is now stripped, spread-eagled, and trussed to a table (i.e., the head literally "gives head").
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post #15 of 15
4/1/06 at 5:23pm
I now know what a death erection is.

I have no other choice than to headline the band DEATH ERECTION.
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