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Jerry Garcia's Toilet Missing??

post #1 of 20
4/4/06 at 12:29pm
Thread Starter 
Sometimes you just gotta ask....wtf? being a deadhead is one thing, but this is just a whole new level.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,190388,00.html
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post #2 of 20
4/4/06 at 12:47pm
I had no idea Jerry Garcia posted here.
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post #3 of 20
4/4/06 at 1:05pm
No, Jerry Garcia's toilet posts here.
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post #4 of 20
4/4/06 at 1:29pm
Not anymore, apparently.

Does anyone aside from obnoxious Dead/Phish fans even give a shit about such a non-event?
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post #5 of 20
4/4/06 at 1:32pm
Give a shit. Ha.

And no.
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post #6 of 20
4/4/06 at 1:42pm
Thread Starter 
perhaps you're missing the point here.

someone stole his toilet....who cares whether you like phish or the dead....you damn well know who he is. no reason to put yourself above a freaking story simply bc you're too cool for school when it comes to jam bands.

jeez.
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post #7 of 20
4/4/06 at 1:49pm
So? Someone stole my bike once, and I'm not even dead! This is a non-story. Nobody but retarded stoners would give a crap about somebody stealing a dead hippie's toilet.
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post #8 of 20
4/4/06 at 1:50pm
Super...now it's all awkward in here.
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post #9 of 20
4/4/06 at 1:52pm
Did you steal Jerry Garcia's toilet and my bike, Sutty?
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post #10 of 20
4/4/06 at 1:53pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
So? Someone stole my bike once, and I'm not even dead! .
But did someone steal your toilet?
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post #11 of 20
4/4/06 at 1:55pm
Once again, The PhishMan gets no respect...retarded stoner or not.
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post #12 of 20
4/4/06 at 1:58pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark
But did someone steal your toilet?
No, but I assume that a caper of this level could only be the work of the same nefarious criminal mastermind. We may need to get Batman involved in a case this high profile.
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post #13 of 20
4/4/06 at 2:00pm
Thread Starter 
Ok fine....i promise not to bring up any more dead or phish stuff.

unless its death related....that counts for something.

i'll just take my ball and go home.
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post #14 of 20
4/4/06 at 2:07pm
Oh please, Jesus, let Phish die.
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post #15 of 20
4/4/06 at 2:13pm
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post #16 of 20
4/4/06 at 2:17pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
No, but I assume that a caper of this level could only be the work of the same nefarious criminal mastermind. We may need to get Batman involved in a case this high profile.
CRISIS ON INFINITE LATRINES
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post #17 of 20
4/4/06 at 2:25pm
Technically speaking, you can't steal from the dead.

...At least not from non-mummified ones.
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post #18 of 20
4/4/06 at 2:28pm
Oh no!

JERRY GARCIA IS A VENGEFUL GHOST TOILET!
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post #19 of 20
4/4/06 at 2:56pm
Garcia's been dead, what, six years? At least? How long do you have to be dead before it stops being your toilet? Unless they just never flushed his last dump, I don't see how it could be considered "his".
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post #20 of 20
4/4/06 at 4:23pm
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Originally Posted by mastronikolas
Technically speaking, you can't steal from the dead.

...At least not from non-mummified ones.
I'd like to thank Mercyful Fate for teaching me that.
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