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post #51 of 85
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Originally Posted by Shane
People who live in Florida and are named Werbal are extremely fat.
LAWL TATS NO ASSUMPSHUN

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post #52 of 85
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shane
People who live in Florida and are named Werbal are extremely fat.
Hell, people who live in America, whatever their name, are fat.
post #53 of 85
George W. Bush is a complete idiot.
post #54 of 85
We've been out of "Complete idiot" territory for years. We're living comfortably in "Waste of Viable Sperm" world at this point.
post #55 of 85
People who diss Spielberg as a filmmaker have shitty taste in film.
post #56 of 85
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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
All gay people are good dancers.
Straight men can't cut it on the dance floor.
post #57 of 85
Everyone assumes that if there is a cake or punchbowl at a gala event... some punkass will be "Tiger Uppercut" punched onto it...

Everyone also assumes that if you play Dungeons & Dragons (or have in the past), that you're a virgin...
post #58 of 85
If you live in Alabama, you must be an inbred illiterate who wears shoes with velcro straps, since laces are obviously too taxing on your feeble intellect.
post #59 of 85
If someone starts a sentance with "I'm not racist, but..." you can safely assume one of the most racist comments you are ever going to hear in your life will swiftly follow.
post #60 of 85
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Originally Posted by Matt OCallaghan
If someone starts a sentance with "I'm not racist, but..." you can safely assume one of the most racist comments you are ever going to hear in your life will swiftly follow.
98% of the time that's not an inaccurate assumption. I've yet to actually encounter the other 2% where the person hasn't ended up sounding like a racist douchebag, but I'm assuming it's out there, somewhere.
post #61 of 85
If you tell someone who has never been there that you used to live in New York, between thirty seconds and two minutes will pass before they ask you about September 11.
post #62 of 85
If you work in the movie industry you must have money.

If it's R Rated, it's a better movie.

George Lucas raped your childhood.

Critics are frustrated film makers.

All Canadians are friendly.

Strabucks makes good coffee.

If someone is ugly, they must be a good actor or...

If someone is attractive they must be a bad actor.

If it's popular, it's bad.
post #63 of 85
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Originally Posted by 2.35:1
If it's popular, it's bad.
bump
post #64 of 85
That people know the meaning of the word "gratuitous."
post #65 of 85
Redheads are bitchy.
post #66 of 85
People think I'm just kidding when I tell them to kill themselves.
post #67 of 85
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Brigden
That people know the meaning of the word "gratuitous."
We get it. You're smarter than us. Congratulations.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
People think I'm just kidding when I tell them to kill themselves.
I know you're not kidding, I just wish for once you'd take your own advice.
post #68 of 85
Balmudo masturbates calling my name every night. Then he cries himself to sleep.
post #69 of 85
Way to wow me with your vast intellect.
post #70 of 85
It was just an assumption. Now please stop masturbating while you type. It's really creepy, and makes our relationship very uncomfortable.
post #71 of 85
Fuck, you're right man, how could I be so blind? We've been apart long enough, come into my arms you sexy beast. I want you inside me, now!
post #72 of 85
Well okay, but this is the last time I'm having gay sex with any of you.

And this time I mean it.
post #73 of 85
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Originally Posted by Balmudo
We get it. You're smarter than us. Congratulations.
I'm just hoping that if I repeat it, people'll get it through their thick skulls and quit posting stupid things.
post #74 of 85
True love... what a rare and beautiful thing.
post #75 of 85
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Well okay, but this is the last time I'm having gay sex with any of you.

And this time I mean it.
You know that's a lie.
post #76 of 85
Love has nothing to do with what happens in my pants.
post #77 of 85
True, but I love what happens in your pants.
post #78 of 85
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Love has nothing to do with what happens in my pants.
Perfect Hallmark Card greeting.
post #79 of 85
Every long-winded thread will hit a point where the CHUD All-Stars decide to team up on those that they deem "unfit" for "their" boards.
post #80 of 85
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Originally Posted by Anderson
Every long-winded thread will hit a point where the CHUD All-Stars decide to team up on those that they deem "unfit" for "their" boards.
...and then the thread will acually get entertaining.
post #81 of 85
People who say "Honest to God" or "Scout's Honor" are full of shit and about to try and con me out of everything I own.
post #82 of 85
Thread Starter 
Anderson is unfit for my boards.
post #83 of 85
If someone tells me that they "literally" did something, or something "literally" happened, i will assume the opposite.
post #84 of 85
Guys who brag out of the blue about girls they slept with the night before are lying bags of horseshit and have major self-esteem issues.
post #85 of 85
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Originally Posted by IndianSummerSky
Guys who brag out of the blue about girls they slept with the night before are lying bags of horseshit and have major self-esteem issues.
That's actually a true statement. There's no assumption required about that guy.
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