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post #1 of 52
4/12/06 at 4:45pm
Thread Starter 
1. once a virgin receives oral sex, is the person still considered a vigin?

2. Does it matter that the virgin that receives the oral sex is a male?

In other words if a male virgin receives oral sex is the male vigin still considered a virgin.
post #2 of 52
4/12/06 at 4:50pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
post #3 of 52
4/12/06 at 4:51pm
not as sexy as i expeted
i give this thred **
post #4 of 52
4/12/06 at 4:52pm
Serious answer: check and see if your hymen is intact. Just look up your urethra and see if you can see a thin fleshy membrane. Use a knitting needle if it won't stay open.
post #5 of 52
4/12/06 at 6:07pm
2 parts virgin
1 cup whole milk
2 tablespoons of busted nuts
post #6 of 52
4/12/06 at 6:35pm
Mama Spike and her son need to have that little chat one of these days.
post #7 of 52
4/12/06 at 6:40pm
Who wants to go see The 22-3 Year Old Virgin?
post #8 of 52
4/12/06 at 7:01pm
Oral sex, while still a form of SEX (it's right there in the name), does technically not break the traditional notion of "virginity". Only intercourse does that.

That being said, none of that born-again virgin crap. Everybody gets one.
post #9 of 52
4/12/06 at 7:52pm
Having oral sex makes you a part virgin. The question you should be asking is "Do 2 part virgins make one whole virgin?"
post #10 of 52
4/12/06 at 8:35pm
Anyname + Sex thread =
post #11 of 52
4/13/06 at 12:09am
If anyone's wondering, my sense of humor just overloaded and collapsed in on itself.
post #12 of 52
4/13/06 at 12:26am
why? did you just receive your first bj and were hoping that today is your big day?
post #13 of 52
4/13/06 at 12:38am
Quote:
Originally Posted by bgirl
why? did you just receive your first bj and were hoping that today is your big day?

I never even thought of that!
post #14 of 52
4/13/06 at 12:40am
Isn't anyone curious about squirting?
post #15 of 52
4/13/06 at 12:46am
It was an innocent question
post #16 of 52
4/13/06 at 1:18am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Isn't anyone curious about squirting?
I'm hoping it will get Mythbusted.
post #17 of 52
4/13/06 at 1:21am
Let me know when that episode shows! haha
post #18 of 52
4/13/06 at 1:52am
>I'm hoping it will get Mythbusted.

LOL!
post #19 of 52
4/13/06 at 7:17am
My understanding is that if you get a blow job and can't get the person who performed such an act on you to follow through with sex, it actually increases your Virgin status.
I think you have to have like, anal sex to even it out a bit
post #20 of 52
4/13/06 at 7:39am
Mary was getting plenty of God-anal.
post #21 of 52
4/13/06 at 9:34am
Quote:
Originally Posted by temos
but birds don't really rush to have a cheesy cock in their mouth
Maybe you should wash it then?
post #22 of 52
4/13/06 at 10:44am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charlie Brigden
Maybe you should wash it then?
Unless the bird wants to kill two birds with one stone and have a snack while performing fellatio. It's all about time management in this modern world
post #23 of 52
4/13/06 at 12:08pm
Go away again, supertom.
post #24 of 52
4/13/06 at 2:25pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by temos
I've actually given oral sex (to women before I get smartass gay jokes) more than I've recieved it (4-1).
You my friend, are a hamster.
post #25 of 52
4/13/06 at 7:50pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by temos
I'm 24 and I've only ever had one blowjob . I don;t know if this is just cuase I'm from England.
Yes.
post #26 of 52
4/13/06 at 10:26pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt Goldberg
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That being said, none of that born-again virgin crap. Everybody gets one.

Thank you!
post #27 of 52
4/13/06 at 10:29pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bgirl
why? did you just receive your first bj and were hoping that today is your big day?

Didn't get a Bj. But just in case if I have to. I was wondering if I would still be considered a virgin.
post #28 of 52
4/13/06 at 10:42pm
1. Get off the internet. Please.

2. Shit will improve for you. Maybe.
post #29 of 52
4/13/06 at 11:59pm
I was asked tonight why I wasn't going whole hog in this thread. I mean, it seems like I would, right? Anyname/Spike1983 being a complete idiot in the sex forum of all places. Seems like I'd be a kid in a candy store, doesn't it?

But the truth of the matter is:

There is nothing I could say or do in this thread that would make anyname look any more foolish than he already did for starting it. There's nothing I can even do here. So check and mate, anyname.

Check and mate.
post #30 of 52
4/14/06 at 1:09am
It's funny how you've become the go-to-guy for insulting comments.
post #31 of 52
4/14/06 at 1:14am
Less funny. More sad.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Spike1983
Didn't get a Bj. But just in case if I have to. I was wondering if I would still be considered a virgin.
You make it sound like a chore.
post #32 of 52
4/14/06 at 1:19am
From a female perspective, I actually enjoy giving head, theres no clean up and no faking(on my part) and I am free to enjoy the rest of my day/night without the guy trying to get some actual sex from me. I am 28 and have plenty of both, and enjoy both, I just consider head a time saver
post #33 of 52
4/14/06 at 1:41am
so, your mouth is like a microwave for penis.
post #34 of 52
4/14/06 at 1:46am
why do i get called out when all you boys are talking about getting head from birds and washing your dicks, maybe if you werent posting a million times a day you would appreciate my honesty and contact from a real live girl and by the way my mom is proud of me for being more than just some airhead without a backbone!
post #35 of 52
4/14/06 at 2:16am
I don't think he was trying to insult you. It was just a crack about the convenience you find in giving head. Honestly, you've got one of the better outlooks on sex that one can find in this seedy forum. Just try to get used to CHUD jokes. They're off color. And funny. Unless you're DARKMITES.
post #36 of 52
4/14/06 at 3:06am
Quote:
Originally Posted by bgirl
and by the way my mom is proud of me for being more than just some airhead without a backbone!
Milhouse?
post #37 of 52
4/14/06 at 9:56am
Quote:
Originally Posted by bgirl
maybe if you werent posting a million times a day you would appreciate my honesty and contact from a real live girl
I was going to say that I don't post a million times a day and that I have had contact with a real live girl, and then I realized that wouldn't be exactly true...

I really don't post a million times a day though.

However, because of this I have a new line to try.

"Do you have 10 seconds to spare because I think I have something you can occupy yourself with, and it will save you a lot of trouble in the long run."

I see rosy skies and blowjobs in my future, thank you bgirl...thank you.
post #38 of 52
4/14/06 at 11:50am
Quote:
Originally Posted by UserNameIndeed
I don't think he was trying to insult you. It was just a crack about the convenience you find in giving head. Honestly, you've got one of the better outlooks on sex that one can find in this seedy forum. Just try to get used to CHUD jokes. They're off color. And funny. Unless you're DARKMITES.
This thread is why I love CHUD. It's a community.
post #39 of 52
4/14/06 at 11:19pm
Okay I feel better now! I just wanted to put in my two cents and felt attacked but I am over it now. You should try that 10 second line you never know. I dont get the Milhouse crack, but whatever. I also dont get girls who will have intercourse but not give oral sex, it is just odd to me, maybe I should only read and not post?! What do you boys think?
post #40 of 52
4/14/06 at 11:21pm
If this thread was a deer, and I was a tick, and idiocy was blood, I would have exploded from overgorging by now.
post #41 of 52
4/14/06 at 11:26pm
Millete do you ever leave your house? just wondering because your always posting some sort of wannabe insults but never actually contributing anything. You must lead a lonely life and I feel sorry for you
post #42 of 52
4/14/06 at 11:43pm
That's it, missy. You're getting a nasty writeup on my MySpace.
post #43 of 52
4/14/06 at 11:45pm
I am so afraid of what your high school buddies will think of me!!
post #44 of 52
4/15/06 at 9:55am
The torch has been passed.

Fuck I told myself I wouldnt post.
post #45 of 52
4/16/06 at 5:58pm
Virginity is balls. You should probably only save it for marriage if you have a tiny, tiny vagina.

Whatever the case, I really didn't mean to post right after Eve L. It seems we're connected somehow.
post #46 of 52
4/16/06 at 6:43pm
It's like he's asking for it.
post #47 of 52
4/16/06 at 6:45pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by bgirl
maybe I should only read and not post?! What do you boys think?
I would definitely prefer that you continue to post dear. I for one appreciate your honesty and candor. You actually succeded in revealing that Devin indeed has a soul, and I absolutely love you for that feat alone.

bgirl, you rock.

Unless of course it was all a hoax, in which case, everyone involved can just blow me.

I'm suddenly feeling quite fragile... I'm gonna go wrap myself up in my favorite quilt, drink some chamomile tea, and have myself a good cry.
post #48 of 52
4/17/06 at 7:00pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt Goldberg
I'm hoping it will get Mythbusted.
Kari Byron should check this!!
post #49 of 52
4/17/06 at 7:13pm
Another awesome thread. I think this has been my favorite day on the inernet ever.
post #50 of 52
4/18/06 at 12:17am
Uth you made me feel at home here and it wasnt a hoax, so dont cry and I DO ROCK!!
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