‘Twas brillig, I snapped another clip in, and told the mome raths to shut the fuck up. It was war, a deadly battle for pix of the snatch. There’s a belly on that beast, ripe as a corpse floating down the Ganges. Thar she blows fellas! Take a gander, the bridge is down; the canal is open for business! Push. Push I tell you! For Christ’s sake, don’t pull on that cord until the placenta has fully detached! I can’t tell you how many we’ve lost that way. I had to kill several people for this snap. Well, I killed them anyway. Tell Mother, I did it all for deadly pix of the snatch.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GLOWING CHILD OF LOVE & DELIGHT!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GLOWING CHILD OF LOVE & DELIGHT!!!




