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How should I spend my 10,000th post

Poll Results: WHAT DOTH WERBAL DO?

 
  • 32% (18)
    Giant-sized Fatty Werbal comic book
  • 16% (9)
    Photo of me eating cake/pie/ice cream in a funny fashion
  • 30% (17)
    Erotic Robocop/Predator slash fan-fiction
  • 9% (5)
    Lengthy academic essay on the rise and fall of Cinemascope
  • 10% (6)
    MS Paint Die Hard storyboards
55 Total Votes  
post #1 of 53
4/14/06 at 9:08pm
Thread Starter 
Werbal_Kint. 10,000 posts. 2006. It's happening, people.

I think I've set new records for fastest time and overall quality of posts (If Chud were Nation's Punched, I'd be an uppercut! I think.)

But I'm leaving it up to you, the home viewer to pick what I spend my $10,000 post on. Unlike Slater, I don't plan to fade or cop out on my promise - whichever option has the most votes by Monday at noon, I will do and post.

Democracy - it's America's Lie!
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post #2 of 53
4/14/06 at 9:10pm
There's no poll, jackass.
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post #3 of 53
4/14/06 at 9:13pm
Post a link to a webcam journal of your most hilarious misadventures with underaged asian prostitutes. Or a detailed recollection of the time you killed a homeless man under the overpass.

On the other hand, we can always use another thread inviting people to explain why The Matrix trilogy is great, and how the rest of us just don't get it.
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post #4 of 53
4/14/06 at 9:16pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
There's no poll, jackass.
I see one. Are your eyes going gay or something?
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post #5 of 53
4/14/06 at 9:18pm
One of the choices should have been a list. People like listing things.
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post #6 of 53
4/14/06 at 9:23pm
Someone Ban This Man Before He Makes It!
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post #7 of 53
4/14/06 at 9:46pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
I see one. Are your eyes going gay or something?
They're totally gay. GAY FOR SPIDER-MAN!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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post #8 of 53
4/14/06 at 10:24pm
Werbal, do you have a Spidey suit, a digital camera, and Brads home address?
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post #9 of 53
4/14/06 at 10:52pm
I picked A. What do I win?
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post #10 of 53
4/14/06 at 11:08pm
I voted for ripping off Slater.
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post #11 of 53
4/14/06 at 11:14pm
Just give me the Predator cock, green ejaculation must be something else. Did anyone else not realize Robocop was a pleasure model? This changes everything...
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post #12 of 53
4/14/06 at 11:20pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Slater
I voted for ripping off Slater.
It's called homagenization.
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post #13 of 53
4/14/06 at 11:20pm
More like HOMOgenization.
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post #14 of 53
4/14/06 at 11:21pm
Thread Starter 
No, that's what you do with gay milk.
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post #15 of 53
4/14/06 at 11:22pm
More like... oh wait.

You win this round, Fatso.
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post #16 of 53
4/15/06 at 12:07am
Someone needs to start a new account and make their first post: How should I spend my 1st post? That person would be my friend.
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post #17 of 53
4/15/06 at 1:08am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt Goldberg
Someone needs to start a new account and make their first post: How should I spend my 1st post? That person would be my friend.
That doesn't work though. It should be: How should I spend my 2nd post?
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post #18 of 53
4/15/06 at 1:12am
Thread Starter 
Uth, I'm retracting your vote. Which one did you pick?
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post #19 of 53
4/15/06 at 1:14am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Uth Vaspetad
That doesn't work though. It should be: How should I spend my 2nd post?
Someone's not getting enough irony in his diet.
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post #20 of 53
4/15/06 at 1:23am
I voted for the erotic fiction with Robocop and Predator. It's the best choice by far. Please don't hate the vote though, just the voter.

I guess Ironman won't be my nickname anytime soon.
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post #21 of 53
4/15/06 at 2:37am
Cry and wonder what might have been.
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post #22 of 53
4/15/06 at 2:48am
You could tell us how you plan to celebrate this momentous occasion. Failing that, say hi.
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post #23 of 53
4/15/06 at 3:08am
Anyone that didn't vote for Fatty Werbal comics is a fucking Communist.
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post #24 of 53
4/15/06 at 5:55am
If you don't include a photo of werbal eating something in the fat werbal comic, I'm going to make an 'in communist Russia...' joke.
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post #25 of 53
4/15/06 at 4:00pm
Erotic fan fic? Where do I sign??
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post #26 of 53
4/15/06 at 5:21pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by fabfunk
Erotic fan fic? Where do I sign??
Right here.
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post #27 of 53
4/15/06 at 8:02pm
I voted for ripping off Gruber's magnificent epics. Nothing will touch that man's love for Jurassic Park or Judge Dredd.
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post #28 of 53
4/16/06 at 1:42pm
Thread Starter 
I helped write the Jurassic Park and Aliens ones, you know.
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post #29 of 53
4/17/06 at 1:06pm
Thread Starter 
Uh-oh! We have a tie! Looks like people can't resist Fatty Werbal or 1980s sci-fi themed erotica.

So I'll do both. Not at the same time, though. I'll post the Fatty Werbal comic for my 10,000 post and then the erotic story sometime down the road.

Thanks for all the participation!
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post #30 of 53
4/17/06 at 6:00pm
I broke the tie. I think...


Anyway, please spare us the Pred/Robo pr0n. I think the internet would break. Maybe they can have cameos in your comic as a consolation?

The real question is what are you going to do with post # 9,999?

But goddamn, I really wanted to read pages and pages and pages of dry, humorless rantings about Cinemascope.
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post #31 of 53
4/17/06 at 6:04pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Neal
The real question is what are you going to do with post # 9,999?
I don't know yet.
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post #32 of 53
4/17/06 at 6:12pm
That post was certainly a page from Slater's book.
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post #33 of 53
4/17/06 at 6:16pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
Uh-oh! We have a tie! Looks like people can't resist Fatty Werbal or 1980s sci-fi themed erotica.

So I'll do both. Not at the same time, though. I'll post the Fatty Werbal comic for my 10,000 post and then the erotic story sometime down the road.
Thank you Werbal!
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post #34 of 53
4/17/06 at 7:28pm
My book of awesomeness, you mean.
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post #35 of 53
4/17/06 at 8:32pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Werbal_Kint
I don't know yet.
Oh, well played. If you're writing fanfic, you should know you get extra points for writing yourself into the story somehow.
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post #36 of 53
4/17/06 at 11:31pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Van Jones
Oh, well played. If you're writing fanfic, you should know you get extra points for writing yourself into the story somehow.
And in the story, everyone should be madly in love with you, and cry like little bitches when you refuse to marry them.
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post #37 of 53
4/17/06 at 11:34pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nigel St. Buggering
and cry like little bitches when you refuse to marry them.
Or drop the "I'm pregnant" bomb. Blackmailin' little tramps.
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post #38 of 53
4/19/06 at 10:12am
This town needs a hero...


OMG! WHERE IS FATTY WERBAL AN HIS AVENCHURES?!?!?!??!
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post #39 of 53
4/19/06 at 10:15am
You can't just force true art. It has to happen.
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post #40 of 53
4/19/06 at 10:44am
You must add a new choice: "Responding to bgirl's photo"
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post #41 of 53
4/20/06 at 1:42pm
Thread Starter 
I didn't want to wait until I had the whole thing finished, so here's the cover. Enjoys!

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post #42 of 53
4/20/06 at 1:45pm
I think I'm about to read the best thing ever.
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post #43 of 53
4/20/06 at 1:49pm
Wow.
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post #44 of 53
4/20/06 at 1:52pm
How much for the film rights?

I'll give you a taco. I know fatty werbal looooves tacos.
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post #45 of 53
4/20/06 at 1:54pm
Oh my God... this is going to be awesome.
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post #46 of 53
4/20/06 at 1:54pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
I'll give you a taco. I know fatty werbal looooves tacos.
Make it three and we've got a deal. New Line is on the phone already saying they want in.
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post #47 of 53
4/20/06 at 2:01pm
We need to see more of this Fatty Werbal.
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post #48 of 53
4/20/06 at 2:02pm
The nod to temos is what makes it rise to the genius level.
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post #49 of 53
4/20/06 at 2:03pm
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Make it three and we've got a deal. New Line is on the phone already saying they want in.
Look, I can give you two tacos and a back-end deal for a cookie if it does well.
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post #50 of 53
4/20/06 at 2:07pm
Werbal, could you please make me a Fatty Werbal avatar? I've got half a subway sub card and some edible underwear.

And I'm totally serious, I want that avatar.
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