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post #51 of 223
4/15/06 at 2:32am
Okay, now let's get Devin and bgirl on this whole middle east thing. There's hope yet.
post #52 of 223
4/15/06 at 2:43am
I'm breaking a solemn vow in doing this, as I hate internet-shorthand shit, but:

W. T. F.

I am so confused from reading this thread in one sitting, especially by Devin's unexpected change of heart.

bgirl, I'm glad you started such an odd thread for your douche friend, and I'd be fine with having such a wild card around but you've gotta fix the your/you're thing (etc.) or no one's gonna take you seriously.
post #53 of 223
4/15/06 at 2:44am
Is this a wind up or what?

Since when did Devin turn all nice guy so quickly? He's been kidnapped & replaced hasn't he?

You bastards! Give us back the real Devin!!!!
post #54 of 223
4/15/06 at 2:48am
Wow, this thread got super-awesome while I was out at the bar.

But seriously, and honestly folks, I'm not really a dick. Ask some of the people that have IMed me, or spoken with me. There's really only a scant few people here that I just plain don't like, and they know who they are. But y'know what? Nobody ever said I had to be friends with everybody. And nobody ever said everybody had to be friends with me. I try to contribute where I can in terms of actual discussion, but a lot of the times I just like to sit back and read what other people have to say. And a lot of the time, I'll step in with some throwaway comment, because sometimes you guys just take yourselves so damn seriously.

Just remember, folks. It's only an internet, and I can't really hurt you. But dammit, if you say something dumb, I'll be there to make a crack about it.
post #55 of 223
4/15/06 at 2:49am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ade Brooks
Is this a wind up or what?

Since when did Devin turn all nice guy so quickly? He's been kidnapped & replaced hasn't he?

You bastards! Give us back the real Devin!!!!
Isn't it obvious?

He talked on the phone with a cute little thang and now he's smitten.

Kind of like when he interviewed Samarie Armstrong on the phone, remember?
post #56 of 223
4/15/06 at 2:50am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ade Brooks
Since when did Devin turn all nice guy so quickly? He's been kidnapped & replaced hasn't he?

It's called tits with a southern accent. Works every time.
post #57 of 223
4/15/06 at 2:51am
Missed that one.
post #58 of 223
4/15/06 at 2:52am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Balmudo
It's called tits with a southern accent. Works every time.
Damn, tits with an accent? They should be on TV!!
post #59 of 223
4/15/06 at 2:55am
I'm having a lot of difficulty believing I just read what I did. This is wow.
post #60 of 223
4/15/06 at 2:57am
Brad, how much did you have to drink tonight?

You're sounding very agreeable!
post #61 of 223
4/15/06 at 2:57am
Quote:
Originally Posted by UserNameIndeed
I'm having a lot of difficulty believing I just read what I did. This is wow.
Which part?
post #62 of 223
4/15/06 at 3:00am
It's like some massive group love in up in here.
post #63 of 223
4/15/06 at 3:02am
Millette is actually not a douche, but as a child, he was abandoned, found and and raised by a family of douches, and quickly learned their ways--the hosing and cleaning of vaginal areas. However, the pharmacuetical industry soon advanced, and Brad's family had been quickly disposed of...filling him with an icy rage. He has vowed the ways of the douche will not be lost. That we shall never forget.
post #64 of 223
4/15/06 at 3:07am
Four drinks, so not a whole lot. Gotta get up early tomorrow.
post #65 of 223
4/15/06 at 3:09am
That's not even worth going out for.

Unless they're really good drinks.
post #66 of 223
4/15/06 at 3:10am
They were really good drinks.
post #67 of 223
4/15/06 at 3:14am
I need details, because my usual brew just isn't doing the trick tonight!!
post #68 of 223
4/15/06 at 3:16am
Three vodka tonics (Grey Goose) and a Mongolian Motherfucker.

I only bought one round, so the other three were paid by others. I just didn't feel like having too much to drink tonight, and there was some awkwardness. And like I said, getting up early tomorrow for a day out. Though.. I don't really know why I'm telling you this. Go drink your own life into the gutter, dammit!
post #69 of 223
4/15/06 at 3:20am
Ha ha,

Doesn't sound so bad. I gave up on the gutter years ago, this is just one of those nights when I can down some good stuff & I get to hit the PC. No day out tomorrow though, I'm not that lucky.

And WTF is a Mongolian Motherfucker? My folks ran a pub in England for 12 years but I don't know that one. Very curious.
post #70 of 223
4/15/06 at 3:22am
Fuck it. Let's everybody hug.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
post #71 of 223
4/15/06 at 3:24am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Fuck it. Let's everybody hug.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
hugs and drink up buddy, drink up.

cause I am.
post #72 of 223
4/15/06 at 3:29am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ade Brooks
Which part?
As of writing that, posts 1-58.

Can't say I'm complaining, though.

I'm definitely looking up the ingredients for a Mongolian Motherfucker.
post #73 of 223
4/15/06 at 3:29am
I'll have to catch up with you in chat one day Brad. Enjoy your day out.
post #74 of 223
4/15/06 at 3:31am
Quote:
Originally Posted by UserNameIndeed
As of writing that, posts 1-58.

Can't say I'm complaining, though.

I'm definitely looking up the ingredients for a Mongolian Motherfucker.
I'm sure it's no surprise if I tell you I'm doing the same!
post #75 of 223
4/15/06 at 3:33am
Is this it?
http://www.webtender.com/db/drink/3966

Sounds pretty bloody interesting to me!
post #76 of 223
4/15/06 at 3:55am
I love you guys.
post #77 of 223
4/15/06 at 4:23am
My favorite part of this thread is Milkyway's quote of Moltisanti. Good stuff.
post #78 of 223
4/15/06 at 5:05am
Hey, usually these types of threads turn out to be super predictable.
post #79 of 223
4/15/06 at 6:49am
Coincidence that this happened on Good Friday?

Still, like someone else said earlier, this thread jerked around my emotions all over the place.
post #80 of 223
4/15/06 at 7:28am
This is the Harold & Maude of CHUD threads. It starts out all dark and fucked up, and you think you know where it's going, then all of a sudden, sometime in the second act, it starts to turn all touching and sentimental, and by the time it's over, you realize that you've learned a valuable lesson about appreciating life.
post #81 of 223
4/15/06 at 7:56am
This thread must have entered Bizarro world at some point.
post #82 of 223
4/15/06 at 8:37am
1) Devin had an agreeable change of heart.

2) Millette was nice.

3) Anyname has a thread in the sex forum.


We just need 4 more signs of the Apocalypse on the boards today.

Tomorrow is easter....Be afraid....Be very afraid.....
post #83 of 223
4/15/06 at 10:08am
Quote:
Originally Posted by devincf
I just officially apologized to her on the phone. This is a first for me.
Ok, now I'm scared.
post #84 of 223
4/15/06 at 10:09am
Quote:
Originally Posted by devincf
My soul acted up.
You have a soul? Now that makes the post newsworthy there folks.

JS
post #85 of 223
4/15/06 at 10:29am
Slater makes apology thread for Diva, thus completely dismantling the fabric of reality in 3....2.....1......

In all seriousness, I do love a happy ending. Glad to see this all panned out.
post #86 of 223
4/15/06 at 12:40pm
post #87 of 223
4/15/06 at 12:42pm
Does this mean the Devin Sucks t-shirts are going to be retired? It's all so confusing.
post #88 of 223
4/15/06 at 12:52pm
God bless you, Floyd. That pic made my day.

It's clear what happened to Devin - his soul was touched by the wonderous magic of the risen Jesus. Remember - nobody beats the Riz.
post #89 of 223
4/15/06 at 1:00pm
Pussies.
post #90 of 223
4/15/06 at 4:08pm
This is not fair. I totally should have been the first one to hit on bgirl.
post #91 of 223
4/15/06 at 4:44pm
Seeing how Devin was able to get bgirl's phone number so quickly without even asking, he must have already gotten her pregnant, then they separated, got the divorce, and worked out all the joint custody details this morning before any of us even woke up.

Devin's first alimony check just bounced.
post #92 of 223
4/15/06 at 4:49pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Uth Vaspetad
Seeing how Devin was able to get bgirl's phone number so quickly without even asking, he must have already gotten her pregnant, then they separated, got the divorce, and worked out all the joint custody details this morning before any of us even woke up.

Devin's first alimony check just bounced.
But it's not really his FIRST one, right?
post #93 of 223
4/15/06 at 5:19pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by bobblemonkey
But it's not really his FIRST one, right?
I'd be suprising if it was his first one ever.
post #94 of 223
4/15/06 at 11:57pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by devincf
I just officially apologized to her on the phone. This is a first for me.

bgirl, I hope you stick around.

Boys, she sounds cute!

Helix, you're too young for her, but not too bald.l
Quote:
Originally Posted by devincf
My soul acted up.
Even had it not been Devin, this is one of the weirdest things I've seen on a forum. Being that it was Devin, this pretty much tops the internet bizarre-as-fuck-o meter.
post #95 of 223
4/16/06 at 12:20am
Thread Starter 
I am glad everyone has been enjoying this thread and by the way I let Devin keep the kids and I am wearing the I love Devin shirt now. I just read through all the posts and feel good enough to come back if you guys will have me. not have me have me, but have me on your threads
post #96 of 223
4/16/06 at 12:32am
Seriously now, Devin called you to apologize?
post #97 of 223
4/16/06 at 12:35am
My feet are sunburned.
post #98 of 223
4/16/06 at 12:50am
Thread Starter 
He did call me and apologized and I was very happy about it, but I hope my hazing is done with!
post #99 of 223
4/16/06 at 12:50am
Ok, so..... .why?
post #100 of 223
4/16/06 at 12:53am
Thread Starter 
Sorry but that is between him and I. I dont want to destroy his "bad ass"rep.
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