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Anyone here expecting Babies?

post #1 of 27
4/24/06 at 7:18pm
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My wife is expecting my first baby in a couple of weeks. I'm already a step-dad to her 12 year old son.
Anyone else here got little bundles of joy on the way?
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post #2 of 27
4/24/06 at 9:26pm
Congrats!

Nothing on this end. Yet.

I became a mother-in-law (for the first time) this past Saturday. My step-daughter's mother and myself are anxiously awaiting the time that the happy couple announce they're expecting. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually looking forward to becoming a grandmother. I hope they don't wait too long. Better still, I'm anxious to say that I'm a grandma, and blow people's minds.

I love little people, and since our son is now 21, it's been a long time since we've heard the pitter-pat of little feet running through the house.

So....here's to you and yours; mine and ours! *clink*
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post #3 of 27
4/24/06 at 9:35pm
Congrats. My mom's expecting kid number five in August. A little disorientating for me, since I'm old enough to be the kid's mom myself, but exciting too.
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post #4 of 27
4/24/06 at 10:16pm
I'm expecting a fresh pile of them at the market tomorrow.
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post #5 of 27
4/24/06 at 10:44pm
I'm expecting rain tonight....or maybe tomorrow morning.
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post #6 of 27
4/24/06 at 10:55pm
I am, but I think someone stole my Amazon.com delivery.
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post #7 of 27
4/24/06 at 11:16pm
oh fuck the Babies just showed up they are all outside staring at the house i am so very scared going to hide in attic plz send help
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post #8 of 27
4/24/06 at 11:35pm
I don't think he was expecting that.
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post #9 of 27
4/24/06 at 11:37pm
oh no the window they are at the window how can they climb plz help
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post #10 of 27
4/24/06 at 11:43pm
No, thank God! but congrats and good luck to you
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post #11 of 27
4/24/06 at 11:44pm
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Originally Posted by Slater
oh fuck the Babies just showed up they are all outside staring at the house i am so very scared going to hide in attic plz send help oh no the window they are at the window how can they climb plz help
This is what happens when you don't breastfeed them, people.
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post #12 of 27
4/25/06 at 12:01am
I'm sending help, Slater.
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post #13 of 27
4/25/06 at 12:02am
Is your help the guy from Raising Arizona, I actually consider screaming and whining kids to be a form of free birth control, or atleast a reminder to take my pill
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post #14 of 27
4/25/06 at 12:02am
I don't have a baby...everybody drink!
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post #15 of 27
4/25/06 at 2:05am
o jesus plz hurry the Babies have doll eyes o they are gumming their way inside jesus
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post #16 of 27
4/25/06 at 8:39am
Babies gumming their way inside Jesus?

Please elaborate.Are they zombies?Or is Jesus a zombie?And what was he doing at your house?
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post #17 of 27
4/25/06 at 9:17am
Slater, the trained dogs I sent to take care of the babies should be arriving shortly. Stay inside, and for God's sake and yours, don't make a sound!
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post #18 of 27
4/25/06 at 11:20am
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
I am, but I think someone stole my Amazon.com delivery.

OLOL moer liek expecting butt babies m i rite?
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post #19 of 27
4/25/06 at 12:00pm

Congratulations...

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Originally Posted by ChickenStu
My wife is expecting my first baby in a couple of weeks. I'm already a step-dad to her 12 year old son.
Anyone else here got little bundles of joy on the way?
Number Three (I have two daughters) may be arriving any day if I can't get my blood pressure and protein output under control.

Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? Figured out what you're going to name your little one?

Good luck! Get as much sleep as you can NOW!
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post #20 of 27
4/30/06 at 2:57pm
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Originally Posted by Catboreal
Number Three (I have two daughters) may be arriving any day if I can't get my blood pressure and protein output under control.

Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? Figured out what you're going to name your little one?

Good luck! Get as much sleep as you can NOW!
I think it's going to be a girl, and the name we like is Abigail. We're really excited, not long now!
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post #21 of 27
5/1/06 at 1:05am
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Originally Posted by bgirl
No, thank God!
As a member of the human race, I second this sentiment.
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post #22 of 27
5/4/06 at 5:25pm
My puppy is coming in a little under three weeks... I can't wait.
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post #23 of 27
5/5/06 at 1:54am
I'm going to have a cyst removed. That's sort of similar.
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post #24 of 27
5/7/06 at 7:57am
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Originally Posted by Nigel St. Buggering
I'm going to have a cyst removed. That's sort of similar.
How so?

If you said you were going to have a cyst grafted on, now THERE I can see the similarity.
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post #25 of 27
5/7/06 at 8:16am
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Originally Posted by Graham
How so?

If you said you were going to have a cyst grafted on, now THERE I can see the similarity.
So having a baby means having one attached to your body? Dude, that's gross.

Generally, when one refers to "having" a baby, it means the baby will be coming out. Thus, the allegory of having something removed.
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post #26 of 27
5/23/06 at 5:15pm
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Well, I now have a beatiful 5 day old daughter called Abigail, who's gorgeous.
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post #27 of 27
5/23/06 at 5:25pm
Congrats. I hope you said a long goodbye to sleep cause you aint gettin none for awhile.
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