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post #1 of 39
4/25/06 at 6:56pm
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A personal trainer that works in my gym brought me up to speed with some new vernacular. This is my favorite.

Can't imagine I'll ever say it out loud, but I sure will giggle to myself whenever I see a chick with a muffin top.
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post #2 of 39
4/25/06 at 6:57pm
You don't even have to describe it - my elementary school bus driver had a muffin top.
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post #3 of 39
4/25/06 at 7:03pm
"Muffin Tops" goes hand-in-hand with "Tramp Stamps"

Tramp Stamp (n.)

A lower back tatoo, indicating a females proclivity towards being sexually active.


Big "Muffin Tops" almost always have "Tramp Stamps".
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post #4 of 39
4/25/06 at 7:07pm
Yes! I love it! This is a phrase whose time has come. But the superiority complex of some of the people posting on that link is odd. Are all girls with muffin tops really hos? Lots of girls don't fit into tight jeans like a supermodel.
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post #5 of 39
4/25/06 at 7:07pm
Whose time came years ago.
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post #6 of 39
4/25/06 at 7:12pm
well, exCUSE me. truth is, it sounds like something I've heard dropped before, but i never knew what it meant until recently.
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post #7 of 39
4/25/06 at 7:22pm
Is it weird that I find that look attractive?
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post #8 of 39
4/25/06 at 7:26pm
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Originally Posted by Y3k-Bug
Is it weird that I find that look attractive?
It's not like the women in those pictures are overweight, they're just wearing jeans that are at least a size too small.
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post #9 of 39
4/25/06 at 7:30pm
Exactly. The look works on some women and on some occasions.
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post #10 of 39
4/25/06 at 7:34pm
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Originally Posted by Death Surge
Tramp Stamp (n.)

A lower back tatoo, indicating a females proclivity towards being sexually active.
I think you meant to say "promiscuous" rather than "sexually active" and in either case you're wrong. Hell a baby is equally indicative of a female's proclivity towards being sexually active. And just 'cause the lady has the back tattoo doesn't make her promiscuous.

Neverthelss "tramp stamp" does have a ring to it.
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post #11 of 39
4/25/06 at 7:55pm
Can we please talk about fupas? I LOVE fupas.
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post #12 of 39
4/25/06 at 9:19pm
Okay, I'll bite....what's a fupa?
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post #13 of 39
4/25/06 at 9:21pm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FUPA
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post #14 of 39
4/25/06 at 9:25pm
Ah. A gunt.
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post #15 of 39
4/25/06 at 9:51pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
Ah. A gunt.
I may actually prefer "gunt" to "fupa" but both are gold.
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post #16 of 39
4/25/06 at 11:53pm
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Originally Posted by Death Surge
Tramp Stamp (n.)

A lower back tatoo, indicating a females proclivity towards being sexually active.
Around here we call those a "DST" - "Doggy Style Tattoo".
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post #17 of 39
4/26/06 at 1:36am
OK,
What is the fucking deal with women who are so conceited, that they don't realize when they can't pull off the bare midriff look? I've seen women with beer guts showing off their "tummies"? I don't care if a girl's fat, but come on? Do they even realize they look idiotic. And don't get me started with the pregnant mid-riff stuff...white trash!

SP
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post #18 of 39
4/26/06 at 11:41am
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I love some people. I never said the word was new, just that I had recently learned it. And regardless of how old it is (although I can't imagine it's more than a few years old and hasn't expanded beyond the internet), that doesn't negate the fact that it is still hilarious.

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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
It's not like the women in those pictures are overweight, they're just wearing jeans that are at least a size too small.
Exactly. That seems to be common among the kids these days. They want to fit into size 4 jeans just like their favorite pop stars, when in reality the average girl wears a size 8!

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Originally Posted by SneakyPete
OK, What is the fucking deal with women who are so conceited, that they don't realize when they can't pull off the bare midriff look? I've seen women with beer guts showing off their "tummies"? I don't care if a girl's fat, but come on? Do they even realize they look idiotic. And don't get me started with the pregnant mid-riff stuff...white trash!
What does conceit have to do with anything? Some people like the look.

Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
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post #19 of 39
4/26/06 at 11:50am
Okay, but most of the women I see with pot bellies aren't anywhere near as cute as she was.

I actually saw a woman in a midriff shirt, and I don't know if it's because she was pregnant or not, but she had a prominent line of hair from her navel down to her pantline. Top it off with her smoking in front of a liquor store with her other two toddlers scampering around her and the image was complete.
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post #20 of 39
4/26/06 at 11:55am
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That's hot!
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post #21 of 39
4/26/06 at 12:01pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
Okay, but most of the women I see with pot bellies aren't anywhere near as cute as she was.

I actually saw a woman in a midriff shirt, and I don't know if it's because she was pregnant or not, but she had a prominent line of hair from her navel down to her pantline. Top it off with her smoking in front of a liquor store with her other two toddlers scampering around her and the image was complete.
You sure that was the mother?
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post #22 of 39
4/26/06 at 12:54pm
That's called a Treasure Trail.
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post #23 of 39
4/26/06 at 1:31pm
I had never heard the term "Mumblers" until my sister-in-law told me..

I died laughing..

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mumblers
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post #24 of 39
4/26/06 at 2:22pm
Loving the linked site. I take it the Urban Dictionary's been around for awhile now too?
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post #25 of 39
4/26/06 at 3:03pm
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Uh, yeah. It's been around since 1999.
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post #26 of 39
4/26/06 at 8:14pm
Whale tails are a wonderful thing to witness out in the wilderness.
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post #27 of 39
4/26/06 at 9:03pm
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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
Whale tails are a wonderful thing to witness out in the wilderness.
Sorry man but no. They're trashy. It's not hard to know where your pant line is and to wear underwear that matches accordingly. Besides, it kills the mystery. If you see a hot girl in a sexy little outfit chances are you're gonna wonder what she's wearing underneath. If she displays it to you and everyone else in the middle of the mall then it screws it all up. Sexy lingerie is only sexy when it's a surprise, if that makes any sense.
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post #28 of 39
4/26/06 at 9:04pm
Man can't take a joke.
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post #29 of 39
4/26/06 at 9:05pm
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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
Man can't take a joke.
Sure I can but a LOT of guys do find that sexy for some reason so it wasn't a stretch to assume you were one of those. No harm no foul.
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post #30 of 39
4/26/06 at 9:05pm
Maybe I should have said something like, "thar she blows!"
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post #31 of 39
5/4/06 at 5:54pm
ew. thats gross. I always see iti and would hhave never known there was a name for it.
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post #32 of 39
5/7/06 at 3:44am
so my question is, these muffin top broads, do they know what's going on with their flabalanche situation and they like it or do they not notice or are in denial, I can't figure it out.

On the TUPA issue, doesn't have a good ring to it but a funny concept, on an episode of the cancelled show Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn Patrice O'neal (comedian who hosts that webjunk show on vh1) told Ralphie May (an extremely obese comedian) that any movie starring him would also co-star "that thing in the front of your sweatpants".

I saw a girl who couldn't have been over 12 years old the other day with a tramp stamp, what is this world coming to.
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post #33 of 39
5/7/06 at 3:57am
I should also add a phrase that I coined myself in approx. 1998 and has been used very regularly since.

"Holyfields" : a pair of all natural breasts, usually C cup or above thus bringing into question whether they are real or not. Inspired by Evander "Real Deal" Holyfield, and furthered by the Snoop Dogg lyric "more real than "real deal" Holyfield, y'all hookers and ho's know how I feel".

"she's about 5'6" 120 lbs. with big bombs." "are they Holyfields?" "yeah, I saw them bounce."

"Check out Jessica Simpson's tits, and those things are Holyfields."
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post #34 of 39
5/16/06 at 3:18pm
Santorum - look it up on the urban dictionary. (warning: its graphic!) Yup, its named after the woman-hating, homophobic (and now unpopular) Senator from Pennsylvania.
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post #35 of 39
5/16/06 at 3:47pm
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Why did I look that up while eating lunch. Ugh!
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post #36 of 39
5/16/06 at 4:14pm
It should have come with a warning. Sorry!
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post #37 of 39
6/22/06 at 3:08pm
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The muffin tops are out in full force today. I can't help but giggle every time I see one. It's just too funny.
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post #38 of 39
6/25/06 at 1:34am
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Originally Posted by Diva
A personal trainer that works in my gym brought me up to speed with some new vernacular. This is my favorite.

Can't imagine I'll ever say it out loud, but I sure will giggle to myself whenever I see a chick with a muffin top.

What do they call it when the gals are too fat and have their cooters hanging down between their knees?

I worked with a girl who called these pussy flaps or as the dictionary calls them, Gunts.

Good Lord.
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post #39 of 39
6/25/06 at 1:36am
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Originally Posted by JGButler
Sexy lingerie is only sexy when it's a surprise, if that makes any sense.

It's only sexy when it's on the floor and out of the way.
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