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Ninja makes actual headlines

post #1 of 17
4/27/06 at 11:58am
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post #2 of 17
4/27/06 at 12:00pm
Here's the story
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post #3 of 17
4/27/06 at 12:00pm
So what was the story?!

EDIT: Nevermind.
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post #4 of 17
4/27/06 at 12:00pm
The headline reads: Last Ninja: 'Be Able to Kill Your Students'
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post #5 of 17
4/27/06 at 12:05pm
Ninjas. God love 'em. And something about that thread title struck me funny and made me giggle. Kudos.
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post #6 of 17
4/27/06 at 12:08pm
My eye was drawn to the headline above, which reads Woman Spanked at Work Sues for 1.2M. What gives?
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post #7 of 17
4/27/06 at 12:10pm
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Originally Posted by Gabriel Williams
My eye was drawn to the headline above, which reads Woman Spanked at Work Sues for 1.2M. What gives?
Ask and ye shall receive
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post #8 of 17
4/27/06 at 12:15pm
Hm. I notice in the URL:

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_www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE&fn=/2006/04/26/378117.html&cvqh=itn_sue
which just about sums it up really.
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post #9 of 17
4/27/06 at 12:24pm
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I just appreciate that, while not as important as oil or dead troops, the ninja still ranks higher than American Idol and Angelina Jolie.
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post #10 of 17
4/27/06 at 12:38pm
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Originally Posted by Dave Davis
I just appreciate that, while not as important as oil or dead troops, the ninja still ranks higher than American Idol and Angelina Jolie.
It's better off for them, or else they'd also be dead. There's nothing worse than a single pissed-off ninja. In pack, cardboard killers. Alone, Silent Death.

The Ninja deserve to be one top once again. Let's call Sho Kusugi.
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post #11 of 17
4/27/06 at 9:32pm
So... what were the secrets?
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post #12 of 17
4/27/06 at 9:59pm
What you'd expect. Never lower your eyes to an enemy, Oroku Saki you will die without honor, and Pizza Time.
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post #13 of 17
4/28/06 at 12:34am
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Originally Posted by Winterfell
It's better off for them, or else they'd also be dead. There's nothing worse than a single pissed-off ninja. In pack, cardboard killers. Alone, Silent Death.

The Ninja deserve to be one top once again. Let's call Sho Kusugi.
And a new sig is born.
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post #14 of 17
4/28/06 at 4:04pm
Ninjas always brighten my day.
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post #15 of 17
4/28/06 at 4:12pm
When I was little there was an episode of Ripley's that had the "last living ninja", and secrets were supposed to be revealed. I don't recall any great secrets, but they did show him basically running up the side of a cliff, which was cool.
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post #16 of 17
4/28/06 at 4:13pm
My favorite part of the story is the English guy who willingly lets his master club him over the head several times with a wooden sword. People actually pay for that?!

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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
I would find that story arousing if not for the fact that the woman was 53 years old! For Christ's sake, who wants to see her wrinkled old ass?
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post #17 of 17
5/4/06 at 5:24pm
Ninja's are killing students now huh? What will they think of next? lol
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