That was pretty well written, and I'd noticed that phallic shape a while back myself. HOWEVER, he is incorrect in his response to the 'ade-obsessed Darren Rovell's defense of the presence of the (coronal) E.D.G.E. being due to the need to withstand extreme heat:
When the Basketbawful blogger says, "The bottle is shaped like a cock because of the heating process it's made with? Whaaaa?", he is mistaken, as I'm certain Rovell meant that the heat the bottle was so strenuously designed to withstand was mainly of the solar variety one finds ever-present at outdoor sporting events.
This, of course, is just as ludicrous a claim as his misinterpretation, but it irked me nonetheless.