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Jaime Pressley spreads 'em

post #1 of 19
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Click here for more photos from Maxim

She may be a C-list actress, but she's an A-list hottie. Damn, girl!
post #2 of 19
I wish she would yell at me about fixing the hole behind the Jesus eatin' dinner picture. So hot.
post #3 of 19
Umm... I was lead to believe there was going to be a coochie shot in the thread.
post #4 of 19
No wonder Seagal groped her on the set of TICKER.
post #5 of 19
These photos are 5 years old...and yet I never tire of them.
post #6 of 19
That hardly constitutes as "spreads 'em." Why such a tease, Diva?
post #7 of 19
Thread Starter 
A) It's the name of the article I linked to.

B) Jaime's spreading them all right. You just aren't privy to the frontal view.
post #8 of 19
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Originally Posted by Diva
B) Jaime's spreading them all right. You just aren't privy to the frontal view.

And people say I misuse the sex forum.
post #9 of 19
Don't worry... at least you have the class leave a thread in the middle of nowhere with only a cardboard box to wear on the long walk home.
post #10 of 19
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
And people say I misuse the sex forum.
Misuse? It's a picture of a naked chick. That's where this stuff goes. What do you think belongs in this forum? Wait...I don't really want to know the answer.
post #11 of 19
She's not dead.
post #12 of 19
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
And people say I misuse the sex forum.
Fer Chrissakes, her post title was clever.

Being a braindead and not being able to see the humour in it because "Ugh, didn't get to see cooch" makes you only a closer match to what everyone on here says you are, fab.
post #13 of 19
I wonder who got to swipe the stains off the floor....
post #14 of 19
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Originally Posted by Alpha Male
Fer Chrissakes, her post title was clever.

Being a braindead and not being able to see the humour in it because "Ugh, didn't get to see cooch" makes you only a closer match to what everyone on here says you are, fab.
Ummm...not a slam to Diva or anything but it wasn't "clever" or "funny" because it was accurate. Jamie Pressley does indeed spread 'em. They're spread no matter where the camera is.

And fabfunk? That was one of the stupidest things you've ever said. How is that a misuse? I honestly believe that was one of the most appropriate posts there have been in this forum in awhile. Sexy, unoffensive...wouldn't hurt to pay attention to that.

(note: unless that was more of your "sarcasm," in which case I say don't be sarcastic unless you can do it properly)
post #15 of 19
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Originally Posted by JGButler
Ummm...not a slam to Diva or anything but it wasn't "clever" or "funny" because it was accurate. Jamie Pressley does indeed spread 'em. They're spread no matter where the camera is.

And fabfunk? That was one of the stupidest things you've ever said. How is that a misuse? I honestly believe that was one of the most appropriate posts there have been in this forum in awhile. Sexy, unoffensive...wouldn't hurt to pay attention to that.

(note: unless that was more of your "sarcasm," in which case I say don't be sarcastic unless you can do it properly)
Seemed like the perfect use of sarcasm to me.
post #16 of 19
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Originally Posted by JGButler
Ummm...not a slam to Diva or anything but it wasn't "clever" or "funny" because it was accurate. Jamie Pressley does indeed spread 'em. They're spread no matter where the camera is.
Wow, you're good.

The reason is the post title is clever is precisely that, because Ms. Pressley is "spreadin' 'em," only not in the way we'd expect here in fabfunk's House of Debauchery (otherwise known as the sex forum).

That's precisely why it's clever, because it is technically true, while avoiding our preconceived expections of the thread.

Jesus H.

Quote:
Originally Posted by JGButler
I honestly believe that was one of the most appropriate posts there have been in this forum in awhile. Sexy, unoffensive...wouldn't hurt to pay attention to that.
This part, you got right. Diva's threads >>>>>>> fabfunk's threads
post #17 of 19
At least when Diva posts in here, it's just harmless nudie pics, and not some horrifying trek through the psyche of a madman.
post #18 of 19
Some more photos of the lovely Ms. Pressly in skimpy clothing and/or her birthday suit.
post #19 of 19
A Diva sex thread is like this...








A fabfunk sex thread is like... this.

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