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post #1 of 20
5/12/06 at 12:53am
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If you're in a relationship, do you think it's mandatory to have some sort of birthday sex? And what's the proper level of preperation for this sort of thing?

Also, do you have any memorable birthday sex memories?
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post #2 of 20
5/12/06 at 9:29am
How bored were you last night?
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post #3 of 20
5/12/06 at 9:33am
Maybe fab's incredibly large and varied porn collection just isn't doing the job anymore.
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post #4 of 20
5/12/06 at 10:52am
My guess: He burned himself blowing out the candles he stuck on his cock, as he wanked his way into a bitter stupor of hollow satisfaction, singing happy birthday to himself while choking back tears of desperate loneliness.
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post #5 of 20
5/12/06 at 10:59am
Shit, Dan, I think you just hurt EVERYBODY'S feelings with the splash damage from that one.
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post #6 of 20
5/12/06 at 11:00am
Maybe he'll challenge Dan to a fight out in the parking lot.
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post #7 of 20
5/12/06 at 11:12am
I'm thinking the only birthday sex fabfunk may have had was when the vagina passed over his head.
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post #8 of 20
5/12/06 at 11:14am
This is nothing new. The LAST time he expected birthday sex the chick told him she was a lesbian.
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post #9 of 20
5/12/06 at 11:16am
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Originally Posted by JGButler
This is nothing new. The LAST time he expected birthday sex the chick told him she was a lesbian.
The mention of that brings back nam-like flashbacks.

Good call.
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post #10 of 20
5/12/06 at 11:20am
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
And what's the proper level of preperation for this sort of thing?
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post #11 of 20
5/12/06 at 11:21am
On the plus side, nobody's made a necrophiliac joke yet.
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post #12 of 20
5/12/06 at 11:21am
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post #13 of 20
5/12/06 at 11:28am
Odds people here think fabfunk has never had sex: 2 to 1
Odds people here think fabfunk is a wanker: even money.
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post #14 of 20
5/12/06 at 11:34am
I'm not sure he's never had sex. After all, the world is full of people with Downs.
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post #15 of 20
5/12/06 at 11:45am
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
And what's the proper level of preperation for this sort of thing?
Make sure you secure your ski mask, black leather gloves, and running shoes from three seperate stores. And don't make your alibi too complicated, that's a dead give away.
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post #16 of 20
5/12/06 at 12:00pm
Bob wins the thread.
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post #17 of 20
5/12/06 at 12:53pm
This forum should be deleted. It's useless, because it's only people making fun of the thread-starters.

Nevermind. Keep it.

And Bob wins the thread, but he'll probably regret getting this prize. Fabfunking birthday secks!1
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post #18 of 20
5/14/06 at 7:15am
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Originally Posted by Dan Whitehead
My guess: He burned himself blowing out the candles he stuck on his cock, as he wanked his way into a bitter stupor of hollow satisfaction, singing happy birthday to himself while choking back tears of desperate loneliness.
Brad's right. That made me sad. Like...sad enough to cry. Thanks a lot, jerk.
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post #19 of 20
5/14/06 at 4:39pm
I wait for Dan to make a reply. Past that point, the thread is useless.
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post #20 of 20
5/16/06 at 12:24pm
A lot of people I know do the nice-hotel thing for the birthday sex....to get a change of scenery....seems like a waste of money to me, just go outside or something.
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