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post #1 of 87
5/16/06 at 5:32pm
Thread Starter 
C'mon, join the rest of us...


wank for a good cause!
post #2 of 87
5/16/06 at 5:36pm
But to you, it will simply be Saturday.
post #3 of 87
5/16/06 at 6:38pm
I'm confused. Were people previously masturbating for evil causes?
post #4 of 87
5/16/06 at 6:50pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt Goldberg
I'm confused. Were people previously masturbating for evil causes?
They were only masturbating for themselves!

So greedy!
post #5 of 87
5/16/06 at 7:41pm
Fabfunk = bizarro world Seinfeld?
post #6 of 87
5/16/06 at 7:42pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boe
Fabfunk = bizarro world Seinfeld?
No.
post #7 of 87
5/16/06 at 7:42pm
Not even close.
post #8 of 87
5/16/06 at 7:53pm
Well, I assumed that if everything in bizarro world is opposite to us, then the bizarro world Seinfeld wouldn't be funny.
post #9 of 87
5/16/06 at 9:25pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by fabfunk
C'mon, join the rest of us...


wank for a good cause!
You seem to just be trying to get people to not like you.
post #10 of 87
5/16/06 at 9:54pm
Your comment begs the question: Does anyone like fabfunk?
post #11 of 87
5/16/06 at 10:36pm
I don't think so, no.
post #12 of 87
5/16/06 at 11:26pm
Brad isnt that your birthday? hehe
I LOVE FABFUNK bc FAB stands for fabulous, which he is!!!
Also I didnt know I was supposed to be waiting for a paticular day to get myself off, I guess all those other days were pracitice and now I am ready for the main event
post #13 of 87
5/16/06 at 11:29pm
Get three more on board and you can form a Necrophiliac Voltron.
post #14 of 87
5/16/06 at 11:56pm
And it's kinda funny, 'cause his avatar is so innocent-looking...
post #15 of 87
5/17/06 at 2:19am
No...it really isn't.
post #16 of 87
5/17/06 at 7:17am
This thread needs Louis Armstong's Its a Wonderful World playing in the backround.
post #17 of 87
5/17/06 at 8:31am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
Get three more on board and you can form a Necrophiliac Voltron.
There's already a Herpes Voltron around these parts. Do we really need more than one Defender of the Pornoverse? I think not.
post #18 of 87
5/17/06 at 2:27pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by bgirl
Brad isnt that your birthday? hehe
I LOVE FABFUNK bc FAB stands for fabulous, which he is!!!
Also I didnt know I was supposed to be waiting for a paticular day to get myself off, I guess all those other days were pracitice and now I am ready for the main event
Here comes Fabfunk's awesome girlfriend....
post #19 of 87
5/17/06 at 2:35pm
God, I'm in such a freakin' minority. I confess! I like fabfunk.

There. I said it.

Yeah, some of the shit he posts is a little off, but come on, guys. I'm sure most of you have looked up worse just for fun, and really, most of it is pretty tame. Don't act like you're somehow sexually virtuous.
post #20 of 87
5/17/06 at 2:36pm
You'll learn.

People used to think I was picking on him for no reason. Then they learned.
post #21 of 87
5/17/06 at 2:39pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun
I'm sure most of you have looked up worse just for fun, and really, most of it is pretty tame. Don't act like you're somehow sexually virtuous.
There's a difference between looking up something "just for fun" and looking it up "just for fun" and then sharing it with the rest of the world.
post #22 of 87
5/17/06 at 2:41pm
Damn you Fabfunk, I just got pulled into an office, because your thread title came up on the main page of Chud which I was checking before I left for my bus.

Even your fucking thread titles are offensive.
post #23 of 87
5/17/06 at 2:42pm
It's not a particularly vast difference. He just likes to share. Nothing wrong with that.

I look at the fabfunk threads like a sort of gift. He goes out and finds bizarre, random crap so we don't have to. We observe said bizarre, random crap, and it does one of two things: brightens or darkens our day. I prefer to let it brighten, since nothing he's put up has come close to matching the weirder shit my friends show me on a daily basis. Ever seen a drawing of a 10-year-old getting gang raped? When fabfunk starts posting stuff like that, I'll withdraw my support.
post #24 of 87
5/17/06 at 2:48pm
You'll learn. Seems like everyone goes through the "Aww, fabfunk ain't so bad!" phase at some point. But it's not just the creepy sex threads. It's so much more!
post #25 of 87
5/17/06 at 2:52pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
You'll learn. Seems like everyone goes through the "Aww, fabfunk ain't so bad!" phase at some point. But it's not just the creepy sex threads. It's so much more!
Yeah, I want to like fabfunk. He just makes it difficult sometimes.
post #26 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:01pm
"Oh yeah, 'Ooh, ahh..'...that's how it always starts, and then later there's running...and screaming."
post #27 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:03pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe LeFors
Yeah, I want to like fabfunk. He just makes it difficult sometimes.
I completely agree with you. He's like that fat kid who hates being picked on because of his weight but he's always with a Mars bar in his hand.

He deserve those " I fuck dead pornstar" jokes head-on.
post #28 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:06pm
Perhaps, but you guys are usually just complete dicks to him. Why not ease up a little? He's still human, after all. Nobody likes being consistently mocked.
post #29 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:07pm
Things are looking grim at Rotten Tomatoes as well.
These are dark days INDEED.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/s...d.php?t=482973
post #30 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:08pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun
Perhaps, but you guys are usually just complete dicks to him. Why not ease up a little? He's still human, after all. Nobody likes being consistently mocked.
I'm sorry ? Come again ?

You're mostly talking about Milette. Yeah, he slam him. A lot. And others. Sometime I think he's acting the CHUD bully for no reason.

But Fabfunk IS a reason.
post #31 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:16pm
All right, I'm willing to concede that it's mostly Brad. Well, and Dan. But as soon as one of them pops up, everybody else likes to come along and join in the mocking. It just seems kind of unfair.
post #32 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:20pm
He earned every bit of it.

That RT thread is pretty telling. Nobody likes him anywhere he goes. He's that annoying, creepy, and pathetic.
post #33 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:25pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun
Perhaps, but you guys are usually just complete dicks to him. Why not ease up a little? He's still human, after all. Nobody likes being consistently mocked.
Yeah, well if you're an exhibitionist desperate for attention, sometimes you get the wrong kind. Personally, I just heard about this Masturbate-a-thon before fabfunk posted about it. Its for a good cause, I guess. But he's still no Bizarro-world Seinfeld.
post #34 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:30pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brad Millette
He earned every bit of it.

That RT thread is pretty telling. Nobody likes him anywhere he goes. He's that annoying, creepy, and pathetic.
You make him sound somehow threatening. He's harmless, unless you're just insecure. I know I seem to be going against the grain here, but I don't have a problem with him.

This forum is for public discussion, yes? His dead pornstar thread was film-related, so technically, he contributed to the forum. In a roundabout way.

...

Stop making it hard for me to like fabfunk!
post #35 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:34pm
Of course he's harmless, but don't get all weepy when people justifiably mock the shit out of him for being a little douche.
post #36 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:37pm
It's fairly obvious that he enjoys all the attention.
post #37 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:39pm
Oh, obviously. But maybe it's finally starting to dawn on him that people aren't laughing with him.
post #38 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:41pm
I don't think he cares.
post #39 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:41pm
If he gets off on the attention, and you loathe him for it, why don't you just ignore him when he's being, as you so eloquently put it, a little douche? You only feed the perceived problem by being a cockbite.
post #40 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:44pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crow
"Oh yeah, 'Ooh, ahh..'...that's how it always starts, and then later there's running...and screaming."
This is why I like Crow more and more.
post #41 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:44pm
A cockbite?
post #42 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:46pm
Because I enjoy mocking him.

Are you trying to be the internet's nanny, or something?
post #43 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:48pm
No, I just think it's a little unfair for you to just mock him. Every now and then can be fun, but when it's the only way you ever treat someone, it smacks of hubris.
post #44 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:50pm
You really haven't been paying attention, have you.
post #45 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:52pm
Not really, no.

If you don't like his shit, then don't look at it. There's no reason to go out of your way to insult him.
post #46 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:54pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gabriel Williams
A cockbite?
One who bites the heads off chickens, I presume.
post #47 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:55pm
I enjoy making fun of him. That's reason enough.
post #48 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:55pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun
No, I just think it's a little unfair for you to just mock him. .
Not if he enjoys the attention. Everyone wins!
post #49 of 87
5/17/06 at 3:59pm
The man clearly enjoys the attention, he makes absolutely no effort to defend himself. I don't care if the likes of Millette, Whitehead, sane people would tear him a new one if he did. He's clearly just posting this stuff to witness the reaction.
post #50 of 87
5/17/06 at 4:05pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun
Nobody likes being consistently mocked.
If fabfunk doesn't want to be known as CHUD's creepy sex-posting guy, then - perhaps - he should lay off the creepy sex posts. Starting yet another thread about his ejaculation habits, and then complaining yet again that nobody takes him seriously...really not the best course of action.

Between the enormous image-leeching list posts from when he first joined, through the "casting conversations with pornstars" bullshit, and the "Pornstar RIP" threads, and the "beating up a guy in the theater parking lot" hooey, his reputation is well earned.
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