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Hit Porn Film Gets An R-Rating

post #1 of 14
5/24/06 at 3:17pm
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This is interesting...

"Pirates" is perhaps the biggest porn film of all time, and it's already won a number of awards. Supposedly, the film features 300 effects shots as well as an all-star porno cast. And now your kid can buy it.

http://piratesxxx.com/main.php?flash=true

Yes, "Pirates" has been submitted to the MPAA with the necessary cuts and has received an R-rating. The new DVD will be available in the action adventure section, it's release coinciding with the unrelated "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest". This may be the first mainstream porn release in DVD history.

Thoughts?
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post #2 of 14
5/24/06 at 3:21pm
Why would you want an R-rated version of a Porno?
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post #3 of 14
5/24/06 at 3:22pm
Because Paul Reubens DEMANDED it.
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post #4 of 14
5/24/06 at 3:23pm
pornstars as zombies= pretty close to dead porn stars.
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post #5 of 14
5/24/06 at 3:43pm
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
Thoughts?
Yes. Your attempts to shake off your Mister Porn reputation need more work.
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post #6 of 14
5/24/06 at 3:46pm
What a silly, pointless endeavour.
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post #7 of 14
5/24/06 at 3:58pm
Fuck that. It should be a hard R.
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post #8 of 14
5/24/06 at 4:02pm
As pointless as a Hustler swimsuit issue.
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post #9 of 14
5/24/06 at 4:02pm
So I guess at this point that whole joke, "Did you hear about the new pirate movie?", "It was rated ARRRR", makes a lot more sense.
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post #10 of 14
5/25/06 at 4:54am
300 effects shots? Do they have digital cumshots now?
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post #11 of 14
5/25/06 at 10:42am
On a related note, considering Davy Jones has tentacles now, I think the sequel to the porno pretty much writes itself from there.
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post #12 of 14
5/25/06 at 10:43am
I'm sure there's some mad Manga out there where that's already been done, Crow.
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post #13 of 14
5/25/06 at 10:58am
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Originally Posted by Gabriel Williams
I'm sure there's some mad Manga out there where that's already been done, Crow.
Sadly, it's an entire genre in and of itself.
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post #14 of 14
5/25/06 at 11:44am
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Originally Posted by JGButler
Sadly, it's an entire genre in and of itself.
Thank you for reminding me of La Blue Girl or something like that.
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