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post #1 of 34
5/25/06 at 9:36am
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God, this looks awful. And there's definitely Love Hewitt cleavage missing here.

"What he knows might kill you"..
should better be "What we did might bore you"
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post #2 of 34
5/25/06 at 9:37am
Well... you can eliminate any of the girls from the cover as the culprit.
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post #3 of 34
5/25/06 at 9:40am
The girl on the far left is really excited just to be there.
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post #4 of 34
5/25/06 at 9:42am
She looks like she's at a karaoke bar.
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post #5 of 34
5/25/06 at 9:44am
Maybe she just noticed that she's standing next to Johnny Depp in a wig.
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post #6 of 34
5/25/06 at 9:52am
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
Maybe she just noticed that she's standing next to Johnny Depp in a wig.
And what's up with that wet spot on her shirt?
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post #7 of 34
5/25/06 at 9:53am
It looks like she's carrying around a piece of the Dark Crystal.

Just in case.
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post #8 of 34
5/25/06 at 9:54am
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To the right, I present to you "fake Skeet Ulrich".
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post #9 of 34
5/25/06 at 9:58am
And he's as confused as we are.
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post #10 of 34
5/25/06 at 10:10am
He's not confused. He's constipated. He's actually sitting on the toilet desperately trying to pinch a loaf.
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post #11 of 34
5/25/06 at 10:33am
Well, doesn't the title kinda eliminate the need for future sequels? As in, "Hello, I'm ALWAYS going to be hacking and slashing the unholy fuck out of kids!"
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post #12 of 34
5/26/06 at 12:58pm
This doesn't look half bad.

It looks all bad.
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post #13 of 34
5/26/06 at 8:59pm
They need to turn the fuck around, stat.
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post #14 of 34
5/30/06 at 1:57am
The trilogy's finally come full circle.
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post #15 of 34
6/1/06 at 6:29pm
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To the right, I present to you "fake Skeet Ulrich".
With a bit of Giovanni Ribisi DNA mixed in.
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post #16 of 34
6/2/06 at 6:52pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Myers
To the right, I present to you "fake Skeet Ulrich".
Isn't Skeet Ulrich the fake Johnny Depp?

They should call the next movie "Hey...You remember that thing you did...A few summers ago? Guess what...I remember".
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post #17 of 34
6/2/06 at 9:12pm
From SNL: "Hey Skeet Ulrich, Johnny Depp called: He wants his DNA back"
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post #18 of 34
6/10/06 at 11:17am
The trailer at videodetective.
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post #19 of 34
6/10/06 at 11:54am
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Confirms my expectations. Just awful.
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post #20 of 34
6/10/06 at 1:30pm
Produced by Neal Moritz, one of the men who's doing the Battle Royale remake! And I Am Legend!
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post #21 of 34
6/10/06 at 4:27pm
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Oh Moritz, the award winning producer of smash hits CRUEL INTENTIONS 2+3 and THE SKULLS 2+3.
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post #22 of 34
6/11/06 at 4:55pm
Actually, he looks more like "Paur" Walker.
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post #23 of 34
6/12/06 at 12:19pm
Are you going to spoil it for all 150 people at your aunt's wedding too?

You rebel, you.
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post #24 of 34
7/23/06 at 1:28pm
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Originally Posted by Nanahara Shuuya
I neglected to mention that i own this flick and only Roger lives.
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Originally Posted by Nanahara Shuuya
I just got this in the mail yesterday....Also the best death would have to be Roger's...
Oh yeah?
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post #25 of 34
7/24/06 at 12:55pm
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Originally Posted by Nanahara Shuuya
Yes, Alex. why is that hard to believe, i got FD 3 early as well. Here's the URL www.DVDWORLDUSA.COM and the IMDB forum for part 3 of IKWYDLS. It's still up!
Try reading the quotes that Alex said "Oh Yeah?" to. I believe they were what he was questioning, as they obviously contradict each other.
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post #26 of 34
7/24/06 at 12:55pm
Oh I don't doubt that you can get movies early- I'm just confused by your conflicting sentences there.

I really have no interest in this movie, though. If we can't at least see Jennifer Love Hewitt bouncing around I don't know of a reason to check it out.
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post #27 of 34
7/24/06 at 10:52pm
Was this one ever intended for a theatrical release? While it of course looks formulaic, the trailer nonetheless didn't "feel" like a DTV trailer. The production value seems decent. A couple of stray reviews I've seen on message boards have actually been moderately positive.

The first two made a combined $165 million worldwide, so you would think they at least considered going to theaters.

Just wondering.
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post #28 of 34
8/15/06 at 6:31pm
No one but you.
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post #29 of 34
8/16/06 at 5:09pm
Are you trying not to make any sense or is that just the way things come out of you?
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post #30 of 34
8/16/06 at 5:30pm
Never leave us, Nanahara.
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post #31 of 34
8/16/06 at 6:23pm
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"I know" and "I still know" had their flaws, but in the end they turned out decent enough and nice to look at. Now "I'll always know what you did last summer" is a whole different thing. It's everything I feared it'll be:

A cheap (and I mean cheap, at times it feels like a forced highschool stage play) rip-off with a terrible cast, silly story, and not one highlight to watch out for. No suspense, no special kills, not even nudity. It does not solve the open end of part 2 and continues the wrath of the fisherman in a complete laughable way. Also, it's a really ugly movie. One of the worst lit flicks lately, even worse then the recent Van Damme / Snipes / Seagal output.

Some spoilery > (swipe) The film begins with a fisherman attack at a fairground. Turns out, it was just a prank, but one of the bystanders got killed by accident. They swear about not telling anyone but guess what - one year later they`re getting threats and people die. The flick then plays around with making you think it's one of the weird local cops, but in the end it's Ben Willis himself. Who is an undead superzombie. One who's able to teleport and threats people with... dozens of sms messages.

Worst thing is that everyone involved seemingly took the project very serious. As in, a serious sequel, but it's not. I'm still to decide if it's so bad it's amusing, or just outright bad.
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post #32 of 34
8/17/06 at 1:38am
Total dogshit movie.

Now, I had expected that (obviously) a straight-to-DVD film could be bad. But I was REALLY hoping it wouldn't be. See, I really liked the first movie. Very much so. It came out when I was a senior in high school and, at the time, I got into the whole 'Scream' vs 'I Know...' debates back then. I know my love for the first one is mostly nostalgic, but I honestly think its a decent little slasher otherwise.

Now part 2, "I Still Know", was pretty bad, but had a couple moments. It certainly didn't take an absolute shit on the original like "I'll Always Know" does however.

Terrible acting, cheap cinematography, stupid story, total disregard for the first two and the ending "reveal" is just wrong. Terrible waste of a property whose first two films grossed $165 million combined in worldwide box office. Awful, dreadful movie.
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post #33 of 34
8/21/06 at 12:24am
i just watched this movie last nite and let me tell you...the word sucked is an understatement...this is why it hit video and not the actual movies. I wouldnt even suggest this movie as a rental...wait for it to come on HBO two thumbs down for me.
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post #34 of 34
8/21/06 at 8:12am
Every aspect of this thread is hilarious. I really hope this series goes on and on so that the film titles will get ever-more ponderous and convoluted.
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