"I am dumb, feel free to take the piss out of my bad grammar."
It is your members in here that call other people dumb first and foremost, and I never did first. So I wont be calling you that.
"Firstly, as a review it was just way too long."
It is a style that is accepted by some of the publications I write for when I do COMPLETE plot analysis pieces and then tack on the technical specs. That does not mean it should be pissed on. If there is a piece of the review someone needs to get to, like the video quality, then they can just skip to the bottom.
"You mentioned earlier, when called to task about spoilers contained within, that a spoiler warning wasn't needed as you assumed most of the board members have seen the film. The review was almost as long as the script. If you assumed we had seen it, you could have abridged it somewhat. Maybe you should have concentrated less on the story review and more on the technical issues, or lack of, on the new release. This is something that doesn't always get center stage on regular reviews and it's something I would be interested in."
Point taken, but I really did assume most everyone saw this and added in the plot spoilers warning afterwards.
"Secondly, I agree sometimes Helix (you know him as Brad) can be a little harsh, but he just calls bullshit when he sees it. I don't always agree with how he says things but I always agree that bullshit has taken place."
Whatever you and this "guy" want to call bullshit is your own issue; it's nowhere near bullshit and harassing someone is not the way to get a point across.
"Thirdly, you're new to the board. Can you give it a week or so before asking for people to be banned for flaming your thread? Think of it as constructive criticism, delivered by an arsehole relative. The delivery isn't fun but they have a point. If you direct your obvious literary prowess into adjusting your reviews for the board, I'm sure you can become a valuable member"
I suggested some people be repremanded for the behavior they have inducted here for apparently no reason; that's all. Thank you for your input though.