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post #251 of 258
8/9/06 at 8:48pm
It's a compliment on his part anyway. I had done it once before with another boyfriend and it didn't hurt. But my current boyfriend is a little to well-endowed for the bum.
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post #252 of 258
8/9/06 at 8:49pm
They loosen over time. I'm still a fan of the mouth.
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post #253 of 258
8/9/06 at 9:28pm
And Mr. Moltisanti still wants his fucking money back, paisan.
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post #254 of 258
8/9/06 at 9:30pm
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I forgot to mention. My girlfriend's name is Ebonique. You want your money back, take it up with her.
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post #255 of 258
8/9/06 at 10:18pm
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Originally Posted by ZombieBunny
...Be gentle if you try that.

Why are you boys so fascinated with anal anyway? Just curious. It took me threatening to kick my current boyfriend in the balls to get him to stop bugging me. Actually, I'm pretty sure he wasn't going to ask again after the attempt and the tears anyway.

Gay guys are strong motherfuckers.
Actually, it's really simple. Tell him you'll fuck him in the ass with a dildo at least as large as his cock. If he comes, then he can try it on you. And if he does come, suggest that what he really needs is a boyfriend.
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post #256 of 258
8/10/06 at 11:18pm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Riquolice Lizra
Pat, hats off to you. How happy you must be that you will forever remember that first magical time and how it was helped to blossom by some idiots on some message board.
It may not compare to the bonding experience gained whilest gang-raping an unconscious chick with the rest of the football team, but it was nice nonetheless.
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post #257 of 258
8/10/06 at 11:20pm
Ah yes, memories of the Tuesday Bang-A-Thon. Good times...
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post #258 of 258
8/11/06 at 4:44pm
The difference is that we were there only in spirit.

Well, most of us....
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