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post #51 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:16pm
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Originally Posted by JGButler
I dunno JPT...I mean, usually when someone wants a massage the first thing you start on is the back.
I'll have to remember that.
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post #52 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:16pm
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Sorry, but I can't to begin to describe how awkward that would be to start trimming her pubes.
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post #53 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:17pm
There you go. That's what needs a massage. The clit.
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post #54 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:17pm
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Originally Posted by soybomb42
Oh yes, when it comes to massages, I am well off. I have REALLY big hands, and I really like to give them, so yeah, no matter what we end up doing, it usually starts with me massaging her.
And it should end with a clit massage. That is a sure fire way to get her excited.
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post #55 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:18pm
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Originally Posted by Diva
And it should end with a clit massage. That is a sure fire way to get her excited.
I got all the seperate parts down (back, shoulder, ear nibbling, clit massage), but what I'm gathering from this is that I need to find a way to combine them all into one experience.
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post #56 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:20pm
Suggest anal.
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post #57 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:21pm
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Originally Posted by soybomb42
I got all the seperate parts down (back, shoulder, ear nibbling, clit massage), but what I'm gathering from this is that I need to find a way to combine them all into one experience.
Correct. She might also have an area that's a favorite. Spend the next time asking her which one is the best while you're going at it.

Also... I don't know about others, but I've always found that women love to be kissed from behind on the nape of their neck and shoulders. Seems to be a very sensitive area for most women I've been with.
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post #58 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:22pm
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Originally Posted by soybomb42
I got all the seperate parts down (back, shoulder, ear nibbling, clit massage), but what I'm gathering from this is that I need to find a way to combine them all into one experience.
Yes...we call it...sex.
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post #59 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:22pm
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Originally Posted by soybomb42
I got all the seperate parts down (back, shoulder, ear nibbling, clit massage), but what I'm gathering from this is that I need to find a way to combine them all into one experience.
Here's the trick- listen to her breathing. See what works, and keep at it- don't go crazy, but do what gets her going. It'll take you a little bit for you to get used to each other though of course- don't expect the first to be the best time.
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post #60 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:22pm
Wait a second soy, you already knew about back massages? Did your girl have to point it out first?
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post #61 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:25pm
Zing!
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post #62 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:26pm
I like to picture soybomb started off just kneading her ass cheeks. Then the girl says, "Actually, baby, maybe you could do somewhere else? Perhaps the shoulders, back, feet, legs, or arms?"
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post #63 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:26pm
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She LOVES the ear nibbling but I think I may have been neglecting it since I started to finger her (ie since I found her clit).
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post #64 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:28pm
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Originally Posted by UserNameIndeed
Then the girl says, "Actually, baby, maybe you could do somewhere else? Perhaps the shoulders, back, feet, legs, or arms?"
Well then do I know the guy for her!
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post #65 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:30pm
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Originally Posted by soybomb42
She LOVES the ear nibbling but I think I may have been neglecting it since I started to finger her (ie since I found her clit).
It is a good place that people don't automatically go for. I do wish you the best of luck with this. And aside from the little rasberry blowing contest between Molt and Thompson, I'm really enjoying the Band of Chewers joining together to get Soy laid. It's refreshing. More of these threads, please.
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post #66 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:30pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
Well then do I know the guy for her!
Zing!
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post #67 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:31pm
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Trust me, I appreciate it even more.
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post #68 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:32pm
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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
Zing!
Everytime you say zing, I imagine Lincoln's brains being blown out.
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post #69 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:33pm
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Originally Posted by UserNameIndeed
It is a good place that people don't automatically go for. I do wish you the best of luck with this. And aside from the little rasberry blowing contest between Molt and Thompson, I'm really enjoying the Band of Chewers joining together to get Soy laid. It's refreshing. More of these threads, please.
He's right. Sure a lot of pleasure can be derived from clitoral massage and what not but don't neglect the rest of her.
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post #70 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:35pm
Yes, don't neglect the rest of her. Such as the back.
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post #71 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:36pm
Okay don't push it Molti. That shit was funny - know when to let it die.
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post #72 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:37pm
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Originally Posted by UserNameIndeed
And aside from the little rasberry blowing contest between Molt and Thompson, I'm really enjoying the Band of Chewers joining together to get Soy laid. It's refreshing. More of these threads, please.
Actually I think the less sex advice we give people the better.
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post #73 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:37pm
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
Yes, don't neglect the rest of her. Such as the back.
Zing!

Look at him! He can't stop!
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post #74 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:38pm
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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
Look at him! He can't stop!
Hopefully soon we can say the same about soy.
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post #75 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:41pm
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Originally Posted by kingcujoI
Actually I think the less sex advice we give people the better.
This is an interesting point. He could barge into the room spraying lube all over the place, start rubbing all parts of her body at once, and then start yelling "ZING" into her ear over and over again while he starts hacking at her pubes with an electric razor.
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post #76 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:41pm
soy, did you ever say how old you guys were? Just curious.
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post #77 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:43pm
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Originally Posted by UserNameIndeed
This is an interesting point. He could barge into the room spraying lube all over the place, start rubbing all parts of her body at once, and then start yelling "ZING" into her ear over and over again while he starts hacking at her pubes with an electric razor.
Stop...stop....I've already masturbated six times because of the Build-A-Bear thread. I don't need to be started here too.
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post #78 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:46pm
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Originally Posted by kingcujoI
Stop...stop....I've already masturbated six times because of the Build-A-Bear thread. I don't need to be started here too.
????? I guess I don't know that euphemism.
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post #79 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:51pm
Pictures of their backs.
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post #80 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:51pm
That was odd. That last post, and this one, should've come after cujo's.
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post #81 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:51pm
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Originally Posted by Desslar
????? I guess I don't know that euphemism.
I was joking. I was trying to fill space before JP got the courage up to ask for their pics.
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post #82 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:53pm
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Originally Posted by Jason P. Thompson
soy, did you ever say how old you guys were? Just curious.
We're both 18, actually.
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post #83 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:55pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
That was odd. That last post, and this one, should've come after cujo's.
We've pissed off Thompson. He is merging all the alternate Earths.
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post #84 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:55pm
Maybe you should give it a massage. Might I suggest the back?
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post #85 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:55pm
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Originally Posted by Brad Millette
That was odd. That last post, and this one, should've come after cujo's.
This has been happening occasionally since the board revamp. No explaination.
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post #86 of 258
6/7/06 at 11:55pm
It was really screwing up all of Jason's zings.
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post #87 of 258
6/8/06 at 12:07am
There's absolutely nothing weird about this situation. Vaginas are a lot like penises, in that they are all different and have differing sizes of accomodation. You do need to really not just go down on her, but also use a toy or two. The key to sex is realizing that you need to get the woman off- everything else after that is smooth sailing. May I suggest ass play?
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post #88 of 258
6/8/06 at 12:08am
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
There's absolutely nothing weird about this situation. Vaginas are a lot like penises, in that they are all different and have differing sizes of accomodation. You do need to really not just go down on her, but also use a toy or two. The key to sex is realizing that you need to get the woman off- everything else after that is smooth sailing. May I suggest ass play?
Jesus Christ....Hey Bizzarro Jason...please shut the thread down now. Soy never take sex advice from Fabfunk unless you need a guide on where to buy cheap hookers.
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post #89 of 258
6/8/06 at 12:09am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fabfunk
May I suggest ass play?
You may suggest it, but I'm gonna go ahead and tell you there is no way, at this point in our relationship, I am sticking a finger in her butthole.
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post #90 of 258
6/8/06 at 12:10am
A finger?
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post #91 of 258
6/8/06 at 12:10am
Seriously soy, ignore anything fabfunk posts in this thread. ANYTHING.

(or hell...any thread for that matter)
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post #92 of 258
6/8/06 at 12:11am
Good job, Soy. You've been here long enough to know how to treat those posts.
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post #93 of 258
6/8/06 at 12:11am
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Originally Posted by kingcujoI
Jesus Christ....Hey Bizzarro Jason...please shut the thread down now. Soy never take sex advice from Fabfunk unless you need a guide on where to buy cheap hookers.
My finger is on the button. Just in case.
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post #94 of 258
6/8/06 at 12:13am
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Originally Posted by JGButler
Seriously soy, ignore anything fabfunk posts in this thread. ANYTHING.

(or hell...any thread for that matter)
I know. I'm not going to incorporate checking for a lack of pulse into my foreplay.
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post #95 of 258
6/8/06 at 12:28am
Make. Her. Shave.

Or do it for her, if you're confident enough.
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post #96 of 258
6/8/06 at 12:31am
Deja vu.

(This should have come after JPT's post)
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post #97 of 258
6/8/06 at 12:31am
If she waited this long to let him get his penis near her vagina I doubt she's going to let him take a razor to the area.
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post #98 of 258
6/8/06 at 12:33am
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Still, it is a topic on my mind, that I actualyl was thinking about starting a diferent thread about long ago. How do you tactfully tell your partner her pussy is too hairy?

But yeah, I'm definitely not going to shave it. I think I mentioned it once and her response was that she gets nervous shaving her legs, let alone down there. Some problem with Blades I guess.
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post #99 of 258
6/8/06 at 12:34am
You've already mentioned that she's embarrassed by it, you shouldn't have to tell her.
And just use an electronic clipper - no need for a razorblade.
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post #100 of 258
6/8/06 at 12:35am
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Embarressed may be too strong, but she avoids talking about it. What I mean is, how do I tell her that it's an issue for me? I want to be able to give her oral, but it's near impossible.
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